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ur momz a astronaut

 

ur momz a astronaut

 

me likey birdie num nums

me likey birdie num nums

haven't seen anything like…

haven't seen anything like that since richie tannenbaum stripped at the US Open... or was it Wimbledon?

who.gives.a.fuck...

about a…

who.gives.a.fuck...

about a lion....

on a t-shirt..

worn by weiss

the stupidity sine wave of this place feels amplified

you lost me on "great part…

you lost me on "great part of the Michigan media landscape"....

i would say why fret over a 5-star that's just going to transfer anyhow; we seem to be doing fine with nor'easter 3-stars

plus one more thing;

ur mom.

you mean weird stuff like…

you mean weird stuff like tackling and looking for the ball?  Sweet; cant wait.

BTW, seth dont know shit about qb's; mertz is gonna pick us apart.

 

well; sometimes its ok to…

well; sometimes its ok to take the road less travelled.

i dont think TNT ever really…

i dont think TNT ever really took the time out to really appreciate his commentary. 

damn umbig was spot on; big…

damn umbig was spot on; big news afoot.

we talkin' 'bout bobby or…

we talkin' 'bout bobby or peter?  

finally a win with no…

finally a win with no complaints; we did win; didn't we?

typical michigan bullshit --…

typical michigan bullshit -- he's awesome until he ain't.  Pathetic; people on here sung his accolades and now he's persona non grata and a pile of non-athletic shit; i hope he gets a pick six against us (but we still win).

Jalen; get your momma off of…

Jalen; get your momma off of social media; she aint know shit

setting herself up to get croooooceeefied

no fan of harbaugh at this point; but Christ, Milton needs some learning up

didn't know momma was so invested; wasn't Jalen waffling to go pro about 5 or 6 times?

I love when Karens chime in; btw, is your son playing left tackle still?

cant tell if you're being…

cant tell if you're being dumb or cheeky; with a name like yours; everything in Texas is bigger... even the dumbasses.

 

we're being outcoached by a…

we're being outcoached by a guy who had his qb SPIKE the ball 1st and goal from the FIVE.....with a timeout... with 25 seconds left

please make it stop

why don't we just bypass the…

why don't we just bypass the wildcat altogether and just put haskins at qb?  It might save our receivers some broken fingers.

speaking of defunct plays; maybe someone can send some game film of the swinging gate or fumblerooski, or even a drop kick xp.

this is what I have to look forward to...

ahh; but he's 1-1 against…

ahh; but he's 1-1 against (assume beano cook voice)

tha university of no-tra dame.

he's got that going for him; they're a rival, right?

mmm, dunno.

for me its not…

mmm, dunno.

for me its not only wins and losses; but how you look; and to me he's lost the team.  I cant say Kelly ever did that.  Watching the Wisconsin beatdown reminded me so much of '14 ND game where we were just trashed and abused.  Score should've been 38-0 but due to them abusing our QB on the INT pick-six; it wasn't.  They looked listless.

That's how they looked against Wisconsin.  When I see that; I see a coach who has lost his team.  I don't have data; but when a coach loses a team; it seems either the team or the coach has to go. 

Though I suppose if you take all our transfers the last 4-5 years; you could say we have a chance of jettisoning the team...….. But that's a story for another day.

 

if you would've asked me a…

if you would've asked me a year ago; after the colossal notre dame beatdown which one of these programs will be undefeated and playing for a potential play-off spot; and one of these teams will be historically putrid; the answer would've been simple.  The look on Kelly's face after that game was just...… priceless.

sure, #2020 and all that bullshit; but our team sucks from top to bottom; we could actually end up with two wins and be at the wrong end of a historic rivalry ass-whupping.

Hmmm; maybe we are kinda following in notre dame's footsteps - they had two mega stupid head coaches (Davie and Willingham) followed by the program golden boy ordained savior (Weis) who was arguably even worse than the first two.

Rich-Hoke-Harbaugh; hopefully we get someone better than Kelly.

 

I just lost 10 fucking IQ…

I just lost 10 fucking IQ points; and after years of whiskey abuse; I don't have a lot to spare.

thanks for making the asshole post of the week.

they just beat the number 1…

they just beat the number 1 team; broke a long reg season win streak

we just lost to ……. indiana

and the team we lost to last week got beat 49-7

and folks still want harbaugh

maybe a Wisconsin COIVD…

maybe a Wisconsin COVID forfeit?

1-0

and now we have to worry…

and now we have to worry about fucking Maryland; 21-0 over PSU

ND fired Van Gorder (you…

ND fired Van Gorder (you know the, the goof who shut us out) during the season and they ended up with Clark Lea

their defense is ahead of ours with less NFL talent.

shit can the lot of them;…

shit can the lot of them; start over

stop the bleeding

who's on transfer portal watch?

44-23

44-23

smells like green; fear it

smells like green; fear it

he defeat all man

 

he defeat all man

 

must run in the family; his…

must run in the family; his overrated brother complained about the DB's and officiating too.

Must be the party line.

this'll be great for…

this'll be great for recruiting...

once we get a train run on us next week; the transfer portal will overheat from Michigan transfers.

Guaranteed playing time for incoming recruits.

Except we'll still play Shibley, et al.

33-18

33-18

uggh; cant take it.  This is…

uggh; cant take it.  This is the coach I grew up with.  I know the history; but it's pages in a book for me.  This would be like ND crapping all over Parsegian.  The university is so much more than football; I get it.  But Michigan football to me is Bo; he's the gold standard.

cripes.

buried just like osu, msu,…

buried just like osu, msu, psu

why do we think we're better than them again?

pffft...

salty

salty

yea; they're pussies for…

yea; they're pussies for sure.

they even exchanged their home and home series' with Va Tech and UCLA for Arkansas State and some other tomato can

what kind of bitch ass program does that

cant wait

cant wait

umm, its an all-conference,…

umm, its an all-conference, 10 game schedule genius; who the fuck else are they gonna play?

don't get iowa or nebraska

yea; but there's a discount…

yea; but there's a discount for General Studies majors...

yea; Pistons were baby…

yea; Pistons were baby bitches -- reminded me of Miami hurricanes football of 80's to 90's  -- they prided themselves on their "tough guy", bad boy image; but whenever someone else roughed them up; they cried like little girls....just like their trashy fans.

Isaiah continues to cry to this day about the dream team --- what happened to that tough-guy persona, pal?

this is dumb; hope we're not…

this is dumb; hope we're not using this for recruiting unless we want some more 3 stars from the Faroe Islands.

Anyone fact check this; are we actually 8th?  Maybe we are but maybe like we're tied with 5 other teams or something.

Sten Carlson = Maizen/BPONE

I guess they ran out of…

I guess they ran out of glasgows to give schollies to

correctomundo.

however;…

correctomundo.

however; folks on here would rather re-hash the '16 game vs osu and bitch and moan how we stopped on them on 4th down.

harbaugh=weis

unfortunately Dazn5's…

unfortunately Dazn5's correct -- we're getting outworked in getting a quantity of quality players here. 

One other thing would be, once they do get here, lets keep them from transferring.  I'm too lazy to try and analyze this one; but it just feels like we have more transfers than what would be considered normal.  I get it -- guys wash out, academics, etc.  But if the talent is already somewhat limited in getting here in the first place; and then that talent leaves; well you then get a season where the highlight is beating a Notre Dame team who's also a shell of their former selves.

So we got that going for us. 

unfortunately Dazn5's…

unfortunately Dazn5's correct -- we're getting outworked in getting a quantity of quality players here. 

One other thing would be, once they do get, lets keep them from transferring.  I'm too lazy to try and analyze this one; but it just feels like we have more transfers than what would be considered normal.  I get it -- guys wash out, academics, etc.  But if the talent is already somewhat limited in getting here in the first place; and then that talent leaves; well you then get a season where the highlight is beating a Notre Dame team who's also a shell of their former selves.

So we got that going for us. 

well, Sten, since you seem…

well, Sten, since you seem to be into looking at peoples' past posts; I took a stroll down your troll-hole; and guess what? Looks like there's nothing in there but the repeated theme of using the term "cock-sucking"; now you're probably gay; but that's OK; very much accepted as it should be in today's culture.  But maybe you're still tossing around the whole "in and out" thing?  You don't want to come out b/c you're asking yourself "what will my co-workers at Wal-Mart think?"

Its OK dude; come out of the closet and be happier with your miserable life.

Now, returning to you favorite theme: so, speaking of cock-sucking, this is maybe why we've been relegated to 2nd Tier in the conference that we created; because of syncophantic, Kool-Aid drinking, sunshine-pumping dingbats like yourself.

I don't know what you've been watching for the 43 years you claim to have lived and died with the program; but if you have; you've had blinders on for the past 15 years of which your boy has coached a third of that (that would be five years - I did the math for you).  Not only has he gone 0-5; but they've been some of the ugliest losses in that series.  We are not progressing.  We destroyed ND and yet they've been closer to a National Title than we have.

Tootles, honeycakes.

I don't even know where to…

Dearest Sten carlstupe,

I don't even know where to begin with this massive pile of retardation -- saying harboob is 0-5 vs. OSU is complaining? These guys talk tough every fucking spring; so gattis says the WR's shoulda caught more balls?  Well holy fucking shit, what an epiphany; the next gem out of this goof's mouths will be something like "well we have to score points to win".

Stop talking tough and produce.

As for you; the Twain adage comes to mind: "better to keep your mouth shut and let people think you're a moron than to open your mouth and confirm their suspicions".... well something like that.

Please be quiet and stifle it Edith.

speaking of tough... yawn

Sten Carlson, speaking of tough... yawn

ur like harbaugh et al. -- all hot air and bullshit; he's right, win a fucking a game against a non-tomato can and then maybe, we'll start paying attention to the tough locker room, shoulda, coulda, woulda, talk.

Until then, stifle it and don't look like a major puss.

play better

quit whining

play better

quit whining

more bullshit; fuck you all…

more bullshit; fuck you all if you think this is a good ooc schedule; pure puke.

We accept this ballz ass schedule and dare to rip on the SEC?

Morons on here who say Bama's schedule sucks and then somehow ignore the fact that they beat us with their bobby bouchet third-teamers?  ND's half-assed ACC schedule puts this shit to shame.

our dline is going to get…

our dline is going to get eaten alive (again) next year

10-3 is our ceiling; but our schedule is so damn easy next year; so i'll predict....10-3.