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No way, put them on the golf…

No way, put them on the golf course in the middle of all the drunk tailgaters to get booed and have all the tasty signs visible up in the background. 

Give 'em one ticket: for Desmond.

"Born on Third Base…

"Born on Third Base Investigations" was already taken.

He's the Russian botiest.

He's the Russian botiest.

Thee Online State

Thee Online State

We're also the only animals…

We're also the only animals that drink when we're not biologically thirsty.

Go on . . .

Go on . . .

I have nipples.  Can you…

I have nipples.  Can you millk me, Putingrad?

Harbaugh and his GD tax…

Harbaugh and his GD tax codes!!!!1111

I heard those ladderall…

I heard those ladderall moves are also used to treat ADHD, possibly overly so.

Does anyone?

Does anyone?

xOSU would like a word about…

xOSU would like a word about your usage of the word "the".  Crap, I just used it!

I see your perspective.  So…

I see your perspective.  So if you apply the same criticism to "It's a Wonderful Life" (IAWL), you will come to the same conclusion, even though IAWL is widely considered a Christmas movie! 

IAWL is partially set around Christmas, just like Die Hard, but is mostly about George's life and his financial crisis and issues with the bank.  There's not even as much Christmas music in IWAL vs. Die Hard.  To top it off,  the basic message of IAWL is essentially, "suck it up and be happy with what you have even if though were screwed out of something unfairly by assholes."  However, IAWL does deal with the Christmas themes of depression and suicidal ideation, so I guess that makes sense.

Take the plot out of IAWL and stick at elsewhen on the calendar and it still works with the same ideas--I'm not saying it's a bad movie at all and I think it's got a very powerful message at the end.  But to apply the same criteria and call IAWL a classic Christmas movie and in the same breath state that Die Hard is not, is at the very least disingenuous and most likely apocryphal.

I have spoken.

 

Edit to add:  F*ck xOSU.  Go Tigers.  Beat Bama.  Etc.

Maker's Mark wood finishing…

Maker's Mark wood finishing series, profile RC6, with a splash of tap water.

Word?

Word?

Sweet, I'll be going to the…

Sweet, I'll be going to the games in AZ!

"Hey Utah!  Gimme 2."

"Hey Utah!  Gimme 2."

Requiem for a Dream.

Requiem for a Dream.

Moar!

Moar!

RIP

RIP

And Epstein didn't kill…

And Epstein didn't kill himself.

And in that case, it was the…

And in that case, it was the head coach's last game for us so . . .

Usernane also fits.

Usernane also fits.

You stick the batteries in…

You stick the batteries in the marshmallows.  The added weight allows them to travel farther.  Where were you in the 80's???  

 

Edit to add:  Also, bring marshmallows.  The cold weather will make them hard.  Hehehe . . . 

The thought of Bench Mason…

The thought of Bench Mason rambling after a catch over some sorry DB makes me giddy.

Fuck xOSU!

Fuck xOSU!

I'd buy THAT for a dollar!

I'd buy THAT for a dollar!

What did the five fingers…

What did the five fingers say to the face?

What is this, a coaching…

What is this, a coaching center for ants???

You forgot about the part…

You forgot about the part where the NCAA will assign John O'Neill's crew (or whoever it was that worked the JT-was-short-game) to work The Game to ensure that xOSU gets a fair shake during their troubled and stressful ordeal.

I heard he actually trained…

I heard he actually trained with his receivers in the summer so they would be on the same page and get their timing dialed in. 

Instead of, you know, playing golf.  Cuz that works too.

Can confirm.

 

Source:  Am…

Can confirm.

 

Source:  Am Asian, specifically Chinese.  That's in Asia, for any xOSU trolls reading this far.

So jump ship in Hong Kong…

So jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet . . .

Cam Newton says, "Hi!"  

Cam Newton says, "Hi!"  

If said tech startup can…

If said tech startup can provide 2-day-or-faster delivery of ball lifters to the BDSM/femdom sex club of his choice, then yes.  Hell yes.

I feel like ZS is more of a…

I feel like ZS is more of a San Fran kinda guy, if you catch my meaning.

Also yearly fires/mudslides…

Also yearly fires/mudslides/earthquakes.  I'm not going to mention their politics either.

This is excellent.  May I…

This is excellent.  May I add to your solution by suggesting to lay out your freshly laundered undies on a flat towel and then rolling up the towel with the undies?  Give the towel some firm squeezes and unroll and hang the undies to dry.  60% of the time, it works every time.

 

Source:  many years of bicycle stage racing 

Loch Ness Monster.

Loch Ness Monster.

Well, color me surprised!

Well, color me surprised!

Get off my lawn!

Get off my lawn!

UDM is abbreviated for…

UDM is abbreviated for Kansas, right? 

 

It's double super secret code for Dook, bro.

It's because we exposed Army…

It's because we exposed Army's weaknesses and provided a blueprint to beat them?

Yeah, that's what it was.

 

 

 

obviously /s

Edit for obvious thongs are obvious.

So is it a "dumb ass" or a …

So is it a "dumb ass" or a "dumb assed" question?  I've always thought "dumb assed" seems more correct in this context.

Cumong man, even in the…

Cumong man, even in the worst BPONE fantasy, you still give yourself a win over Rutger.

Yes

Yes

Who cares about testing? …

Who cares about testing?  You can train all you want and take all the EPO, IGF-1, steroids, coke, etc. and, if you don't die, you (or 99.99999999% of the world's population) won't be able to sniff that level of performance. 

The point is that someone was able to do it.  Period.  Like the 1st guy to go up Everest, even with the help of Sherpas.  It was shown to be doable and then a lot of other people started doing it too.

This is 100% correct from a…

This is 100% correct from a physics and physiology standpoint.  The metabolic equivalent of actually running on flat ground is about the same as running on a 1% grade on a treadmill.

Remember when they thought…

Remember when they thought running JUST 1 mile under 4 min. was "impossible" lol?  Someday we'll see someone do a marathon with sub 4:00 splits.

If anybody here has suicidal…

If anybody here has suicidal ideations or thoughts, it is always ok to reach out to someone to get help:

1)  911

2)  National Suicide Prevention Lifeline 800-273-8255

3)  Your work Employee Assistance Plan (EAP) or local crisis line

Suicide jokes or snark are never funny and need to be treated as serious statements.  Thanks OP for posting!

It would actually be…

It would actually be impressive for Shea to get #20--considering it would be wildly inaccurate, if not apocryphal. 

If I was #21, I'd be pissed.