Santa Ono's Letter to the Big Ten
November 4th, 2023 at 3:36 PM ^
No wonder you’re a broke PhD. Your reading comprehension sucks donkey balls
November 4th, 2023 at 3:45 PM ^
Please write what he should’ve said
November 4th, 2023 at 5:14 PM ^
Methinks there is a reason you’re a PhD and still broke…
November 4th, 2023 at 6:31 PM ^
“Instead it read like a beta cry”
I guess Santa should have asked a big, tough, manly alpha male like yourself to write it.
November 4th, 2023 at 2:22 PM ^
Clickable link anyone? It’s so easy
November 4th, 2023 at 2:22 PM ^
FOR HE'S A JOLLY GOOD FELLOW!
FOR HE'S A JOLLY GOOD FELLOW!
FOR HE'S A JOLLY GOOD FELLOW...
WHICH NOBODY CAN DENY!!!!
November 4th, 2023 at 2:23 PM ^
Hey Petitti
Dont be a bitch
And be led around
By a Just for Men pussy ass snitch
November 4th, 2023 at 2:24 PM ^
Ono’s a real one.
November 4th, 2023 at 2:24 PM ^
Now this is how its done, how a University President should respond. Ono is the first U-M President I actually respect, give him an extension too!!
November 4th, 2023 at 2:24 PM ^
HOME RUN!!
Translation: If the Big-10 rushes to judgment, get ready for a law suite.
November 4th, 2023 at 3:01 PM ^
Would that be at the Holday Inn?
November 4th, 2023 at 3:43 PM ^
*suit*
But otherwise, yeah.
November 4th, 2023 at 6:47 PM ^
Sweet!
November 4th, 2023 at 2:24 PM ^
Great letter. It’s definitely more polite than I would have been, though. I would have mentioned that I was exploring moving to other conferences that would appreciate us and treat us fairly I guess that’s why I’m not president of a major university. I have written a 600 page manifesto about becoming one, however.
November 4th, 2023 at 2:38 PM ^
Nah, because then you’re the one doing the blustering. Ono doesn’t actually hold an invite to the SEC, and leaving the B1G would still be a major financial and reputational hit.
Call the other guy’s bluff first.
November 4th, 2023 at 4:51 PM ^
I agree, but it would also be a massive financial and reputational hit to the conference as well. You already know that the TV execs would be quick to tell the conference they're not paying the same amount of money for a Michigan-less B1G. It would also look bad if other schools feel like a conference is willing to treat one of the biggest, longest tenured members of their conference poorly because that means they're willing to do it to anyone.
November 4th, 2023 at 2:25 PM ^
Also stop making Balas a guy who knows something. Him and Spath two biggest tool bags
November 4th, 2023 at 2:56 PM ^
Agreed. Watch Balas on thewolverine YT recordings. He's awful. He knows practically nothing about football, and even less about what is going on inside the Michigan football program.
He never has any details, and simply repeats talking points he steals from legit writers or hard-core UM fans who know what they talking about.
Bottom-line: Balas is a hack. Dont read his shit. Dont listen to his shit. Balas has no idea what is going on.
November 4th, 2023 at 2:25 PM ^
This Santa doesn't carry a bag -- he carries a big stick.
November 4th, 2023 at 2:26 PM ^
Santa, Santa, Santa!!!
November 4th, 2023 at 2:28 PM ^
Totally a false start by OSU, not called and results in a long conversion on third down. This team is so lucky it’s ridiculous.
edit: oops, not the game thread😆
November 4th, 2023 at 2:28 PM ^
It's wild that he even has to ask for due process. That should have been a given. Does the Big Ten really want to be sanctioning its members based on allegations alone?
Regardless, good for him for doing so.
November 4th, 2023 at 2:29 PM ^
After signing Harbaugh's extension let's sign Santa to an extension
November 4th, 2023 at 2:40 PM ^
Great that he didn’t overtly threaten legal action, but he clearly threatened legal action.
He ain’t no Mary Sue Coleman.
November 4th, 2023 at 11:57 PM ^
Coleman was mediocre. Mark Schlissel, on the other has, was useless.
November 4th, 2023 at 2:45 PM ^
He sees you when you're sleeping!!
November 4th, 2023 at 2:47 PM ^
The hero we need.
November 4th, 2023 at 2:54 PM ^
Perfect response. Basically saying the media needs to sit down and color while the adults sort this out. It’s gonna take a minute. But process matters.
Well done sir.
November 4th, 2023 at 2:55 PM ^
Santa baby!
November 4th, 2023 at 2:56 PM ^
This is how you stand up for your program.
Cooperation, sure, but with teeth behind it. Perfect.
November 4th, 2023 at 2:56 PM ^
I would have JH sign his contract extension on the field during warm ups of the OSU game. At mid field.
November 4th, 2023 at 3:02 PM ^
President Ono just dropped the mic and walked off …
November 4th, 2023 at 3:04 PM ^
Damn that's well said.
November 4th, 2023 at 3:09 PM ^
First UM President in my lifetime(59) who has understood the importance of football to the University as a whole. It's a huge driver of applications and donations, which in turn allow the endowment and research funding to grow. Very, very proud of President Ono.
November 4th, 2023 at 3:59 PM ^
Said Santa Ono to the B1G
November 4th, 2023 at 3:13 PM ^
I always had the sense that Schlissel was weak tea. This letter makes me a lifelong fan of Santa. As a leader, once in a while, you have to be a bit of a dick. This was exquisite.
November 4th, 2023 at 3:15 PM ^
Dear Santa...
I am crumpling up my Christmas list. I need nothing else this year.
(Except a few more butt-kickings, of course)
P.S. watch out for the tiny guy in Sparty gear...he's an angry elf!
November 4th, 2023 at 3:59 PM ^
Must be a South Pole elf.
November 4th, 2023 at 3:15 PM ^
Thank god Schlissel is gone.
Thank you, President Ono.
The more that this thing evolves, the more I believe this is motivated by petty jealousy and envy.
November 4th, 2023 at 3:29 PM ^
Huh? "Due process"? For college- and university-related investigations? What kind of sorcery is this?
November 4th, 2023 at 3:34 PM ^
Ono for president ….. of everything
November 4th, 2023 at 7:17 PM ^
The ONLY reason I wouldn't vote for him is 'cause I need him right where he's at taking care of M. (And doing 1/2 of Warde's job, apparently) Where would we be without him?
November 4th, 2023 at 3:38 PM ^
Leaving out some cookies & milk this year, promise. Thanks Santa!
November 4th, 2023 at 3:40 PM ^
The more that I learn about this guy, the more that I like him.
November 4th, 2023 at 3:42 PM ^
This president gets it
Can’t t wait to see him at the game tonight
November 4th, 2023 at 4:22 PM ^
Get the chant going.
November 4th, 2023 at 3:49 PM ^
Joining others here saying this is a Great Letter ! Due process is still a thing. Surprised some Big10 AD's and so called "journalists" barked so much knowing so little so far.
November 4th, 2023 at 3:53 PM ^
Good letter! B1G has no right forcing Michigan to punish Harbaugh and the team.
November 4th, 2023 at 4:04 PM ^
ESPN sec homerism on full display with no reports of this side whatsoever