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This is interesting because…

This is interesting because I didn't hear anything about that before it happened. All of the smoke has been with the Chargers.

My definition of "winning"…

My definition of "winning" is not a $4 million buyout that doesn't even take effect until a month from now. That does almost nothing to keep him at Michigan.

I don't really read all that…

I don't really read all that much into that other than that the championship and the games after Stalions was suspended will not be vacated. This is the same organization that recently considered Harbaugh buying a recruit a cheeseburger to be a level I violation.

I don't think Lanning is…

I don't think Lanning is going anywhere. I hope Jedd Fisch gets a look.

Boo this man!

Boo this man!

Only putting up 3 points…

Only putting up 3 points against Mizzou seems bad but idk what bowl season even means anymore

Believe it or not I've heard…

Believe it or not I've heard that they are planning to do that!

Maybe he's just part of…

Maybe he's just part of their Vast Network

Yeah the Brady Hoke era got…

Yeah the Brady Hoke era got real, real dark.

I hear Jimbo Fisher is…

I hear Jimbo Fisher is available

Harbaugh hired his dad and…

Harbaugh hired his dad and his son. But the actual truth of nepotism is that nobody really minds it if it's working.

I don't understand how…

I don't understand how anyone at OSU can think recruiting or coaches who can't recruit are the problem.

Maybe they mean the transfer portal? They certainly aren't lighting it up there at the moment.

Sustained mediocrity at OSU…

Sustained mediocrity at OSU is something that I've never seen in my lifetime as a fan. Hell, even John Cooper won three conference championships in his time at OSU. It would be something to behold.

I was at UTL1 and while it…

I was at UTL1 and while it was amazing that game is deeply stupid and Michigan mostly won it by rolling 6 after 6 in the fourth quarter (and by Jerome Gallon's cloaking device).

As far as Denard highlight games, 2010 Illinois, 2010 Notre Dame (of course) and 2011 Ohio State for me are probably the best. 

I think that's my favorite…

I think that's my favorite Michigan play ever. The aesthetics of it are just perfect. Cade Stover is 6 foot 4, 251 pounds; Sainristil is 5 foot 10, 183 pounds. But Sainristil just has that dawg in him.

One interesting fact that I didn't know is that Cade Stover was recruited as a linebacker and then played defensive end his Freshman year; he even played linebacker in the 2022 Rose Bowl a bit. So they are actually both converted players.

We need to start curating an…

We need to start curating an early Of The Decade list, because it's so full.

Rank these:

(a) Corum TD after Zinter gets hurt
(b) Goal-line stand against Bama

(c) Hassan Haskins hurdles fool against Ohio State 2021
(d) the Sainristil PBU, 2022

(e) We Stole your "Don't Tackle Edwards" sign, OSU 2022
(f) JJ double pass, Alabama 2023
(g) Roman Wilson climbs the ladder, Alabama 2023
(h) Roman Wilson catches ball on dude's head, Nebraska 2023
(i) Kenneth Grant runs down Kaytron Allen, PSU 2023

(j) Rod Moore game-sealing interception, OSU 2023

2020s Of The Decade list…

2020s Of The Decade list looks pretty damned good already.

Yeah I miss that. Plus the…

Yeah I miss that. Plus the JJ one-handed grab, Roman Wilson's high catch, and the final Corum touchdown.

Tennessee making that Iowa…

Tennessee making that Iowa defense look less than historically great.

It's been 20 years since…

It's been 20 years since Michigan had a receiver go in the first round (Braylon Edwards).

Fuck you're probably right.

Saban was hired at Alabama in 2007 but Tressel wasn't fired until spring 2011.

my brother in Christ, we had…

my brother in Christ, we had like 9 transfers just this year and they have generally been very good contributors.

This is such a good point.

This is such a good point.

woah. If Alabama had hired…

woah. If Alabama had hired Rich Rod, where would Saban have ended up?

I mean sometimes when you're…

I mean sometimes when you're on...

hey I know that this is…

hey I know that this is ancient history at this point but I was in school when Rich Rod was coaching and it can't be that long ago because I'm not that old. Right? RIGHT?

I just remember his defense…

I just remember his defense giving up 353 rushing yards at 8.0 YPC to Purdue this year.

The minimum number of team…

The minimum number of team wins for a Heisman is 9. After that, I don't really care. I don't make the rules except when I do.

I am sorry, sir. You are not…

I am sorry, sir. You are not a ball-knower if you just look at the points and don't understand how well Iowa's defense played. Iowa had 3 turnovers on downs, 3 fumbles, and gave up a long punt return to the 5. Effectively Michigan was +6 in turnover margin. Despite being constantly on the field, Iowa's defense held Michigan to 3.3 yards a play. I like Sherrone, but he got his ass kicked by Parker in that game, plain and simple.

Nebraska being the #8…

Nebraska being the #8 defense is wild.

They should have awarded the…

They should have awarded the 2017 NFC East title to the Cowboys after Carson Wentz went down. Nobody wants to see the Eagles in the playoffs with Nick Foles. smh who would want to watch that?

I don't give a flying fuck…

I don't give a flying fuck about what Pete Finebaum says and neither should you.

He gets credit for…

He gets credit for recruiting and developing those players in the first place, though. Michigan hasn't had a receiver go in the first or second round since...Braylon Edwards, I think? Mario Manningham: third round. Donovan Peoples-Jones: sixth round. Nico Collins: third round. Jehu Chesson: fourth round. Junior Hemingway: seventh round. Amara Darboh: third round. Roy Roundtree: undrafted. Jeremy Gallon: undrafted. Adrian Arrington: sixth round.

Why is Ohio State so much better at recruiting and developing receivers than we are?

I can't help but like Isaiah…

I can't help but like Isaiah Hole, but he needs to find some better sources. 

Urban Meyer has won three…

Urban Meyer has won three national championships at two different schools and had an undefeated season at another. He is a truly elite college coach (probably top 10 of all time). I don't know if he still has that dawg in him but I'm actually more than happy not to find out.

Michigan has beaten him once before though--one of our coaching staff was on the team that did.

Yeah I don’t think that’s…

Yeah I don’t think that’s the own he thinks it is.

I got a bottle of Four Roses…

I got a bottle of Four Roses Single Barrel Barrel Strength at the distillery maybe a month ago.

I used to live in Ohio, and despite being filled with the world's worst fans it's a fantastic place to hunt bourbon if you're willing to wait in line. I live in Pennsylvania now and that's in a race to the bottom with Utah as the worst state in the union to buy alcohol.

Harbaugh as AD? Just think…

Harbaugh as AD? Just think about that for a second.. Hiring people hasn’t really proven to be his strong suit, to say the least.

I mean Michigan isn’t really…

I mean Michigan isn’t really allowed to do its own internal investigation while the NCAA is investigating

I mean how did he know what…

I mean how did he know what evidence to try and delete?

I don’t want to say it,…

I don’t want to say it, because I know I’m getting negged to Bolivia, but I think we could use more institutional control than we have. Like right now, it seems in short supply. Some might even say that there’s a distinct…dearth…of it…a shortage, perhaps a drought?

Harbaugh show-cause odds are… Harbaugh show-cause odds are rising though.
It’s not totally clear to me…

It’s not totally clear to me that Michigan did extract any concessions. The Big Ten could still impose additional penalties if additional staff are found to be involved, which may just have been their plan all along.

The Michigan press release said that they had closed their investigation. I wasn’t aware that they had started one. So maybe they were working on a second pathway for discipline separate from the sportsmanship policy and agreed to stop with that?

Everybody should go on Yelp…

Everybody should go on Yelp and give Williams and Connelly 1-star reviews for their work here.

I can see a scenario where…

I can see a scenario where Michigan wins this court case because the court rules that they cannot punish Harbaugh for an institutional violation but the court does not accept Michigan's due process argument. In that case, the Big Ten might conclude that the only legal way for them to sufficiently punish Michigan would be to ban them from the Big Ten Championship Game and the postseason.

The court case wasn't…

The court case wasn't actually about whether somebody at Michigan broke a rule or not, it was about whether the Big Ten was following its own rules. Winning it would not have made people stop calling us cheaters. It would not have made the NCAA go away.

The problem is that if this wasn't Harbaugh's idea, he is probably gone at the first chance he gets.

It was taken down like three…

It was taken down like three days ago actually.

Man it's a frosty reception…

Man it's a frosty reception for the hunters here, goodness.

Idk if the Big Ten actually…

Idk if the Big Ten actually has the power to vacate wins but I think that they could ban Michigan from the Big Ten Championship Game.

Yeah this game was more like…

Yeah this game was more like Tressel ball than 2021 OSU.