College Football Nerds with extreme mental gymnastics
Apologies if the embed didn't work, but link below sighting Michigan caused Hooker tearing his ACL.
https://twitter.com/CFBNerds/status/1717651269026767056?t=uxJrCLtooAg9N6ybgsHJag&s=19
October 26th, 2023 at 9:51 PM ^
This is the dumbest take I've ever read in my life. These guys are morons.
October 26th, 2023 at 9:51 PM ^
Health and safety of the players.
JFC can someone please explain to me once and for all how stealing signs (WHICH IS LEGAL FFS!) is more dangerous to your health than just general tackle football?
October 26th, 2023 at 9:52 PM ^
take a guess Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
This is perfect for anyone, add Michigan and you will get clicks
I hear Brittney Spears has a whole chapter in her book about Michigan
October 26th, 2023 at 9:53 PM ^
There are times I think I’m too paranoid but, wow, at least I’m not where these 🤡 🤡 are at
October 26th, 2023 at 9:55 PM ^
This is causing the sports version mass hysteria. These people have lost their mind over this.
October 26th, 2023 at 9:55 PM ^
The College Football Nerds have been making absolute fools of themselves the last week with their overreaction and mental gymnastics. I hope people stop posting those losers' content on this blog
October 26th, 2023 at 9:56 PM ^
So nerds, is Michigan football in the room with us now?
October 26th, 2023 at 9:56 PM ^
I think this is only the tip of the iceberg, unfortunately. I think the fact that the NCAA didn’t find anything by lunchtime today is why the Dow Jones dipped to its lowest of the day at 1pm EST.
October 26th, 2023 at 10:00 PM ^
Quit drinking and go to bed.
Edit for clarity: that was directed at the "nerds"
October 26th, 2023 at 10:01 PM ^
Michigan is a causal force in the known Universe.
October 26th, 2023 at 10:04 PM ^
If I’m not mistaken, CFN have a MGoBlog account….
October 26th, 2023 at 10:05 PM ^
Hopefully not for much longer
October 26th, 2023 at 10:07 PM ^
I've seen them respond here. That was mainly the only reason I posted this nonsense (outside it being hilariously delusional). I wanted to see if they would actually try to defend this.
October 26th, 2023 at 10:14 PM ^
I doubt they will, they didn’t show up on the last post where we all pointed and laughed at their model.
October 26th, 2023 at 11:53 PM ^
They won't respond to this because (I think) they know this is garbage click bait that the average SEC homer will gobble up like a hungry fat guy on Thanksgiving.
October 26th, 2023 at 10:26 PM ^
That's the seemingly only explanation for why their content is weirdly promoted on here
October 26th, 2023 at 10:05 PM ^
Basically Michigan is responsible for every team's biggest loss this decade, either directly or "indirectly."
/s
October 26th, 2023 at 10:31 PM ^
Also every injury to every star player, except for our star players who have been injured, but they don’t count as real players since they cheated and their games and stats don’t really exists…..
….and since Jim is a Bo disciple, and Michigan football has been largely a product of Bo for the last 54 years, no games or players stats for at least the last 54 years actually count…..…
….except maybe the RRod years…that’s real Michigan football with no cheating….
…..but back to BO, who was both an assistant of and a player for Woody Hayes, which means that Woody MUST be the original sign stealer!!!
This negates almost 70(!) years of Ohio State Football History! ……
and this is the REAL reason that Ryan Day is framing Jim Harbaugh, to hide the 70 years of cheating leading all the way back to Woody! But in the end he only ending up exposing himself and OSU!!
/s
I’ve read too much Twitter the last 4 days
The Michigan and OSU rivalry is at an all time level with Sun Tzu level disinformation warfare tactics being deployed on and off the field. It’s actually pretty awesome and I’m more pumped for this year’s game than ever.
October 26th, 2023 at 11:56 PM ^
After reading your post, I had a thought that the biggest winner in all of this is most certainly the Fox Sports Network. The Michigan-Ohio St game could very well be the most watched game in the history of college football, and that includes the CFP games. Michigan-Penn St won't be far behind either.
October 27th, 2023 at 12:22 AM ^
Now we know who is behind the private investigation and smear campaign. Brilliant.
October 27th, 2023 at 12:33 AM ^
Those game threads are going to be so toxic
October 26th, 2023 at 11:22 PM ^
Michigan is the reason Peyton Manning doesn’t have a Heisman Trophy
October 26th, 2023 at 10:06 PM ^
Ban these fucking morons and sic Michigan Twitter on their deranged asses.
October 26th, 2023 at 10:07 PM ^
Never been a fan of these guys. They're just another fan with a podcast.
October 26th, 2023 at 10:09 PM ^
Embarrassing. I get using the situation to drive engagement. But this is something else.
October 26th, 2023 at 10:12 PM ^
I’m waiting for the inevitable OSU argument that somehow we caused the JSN injury too and that somehow every injured player in college football was somehow a result of us giving away signs to other teams.
October 26th, 2023 at 10:14 PM ^
This is the fastest I've gone from a grudgingly admiring fan to a totally disgusted loather in my life.
They gone from here.
October 26th, 2023 at 10:18 PM ^
Also just realized…if Isaiah Hole’s report is correct that Illinois and Ohio State is involved in sign stealing and brokering that information to other schools why can’t Ohio State be blamed for Corum’s injury?
Clearly they were so afraid of Corum having a Hassan Haskins type game that Illinois and OSU did some info brokering to steal our signs and hurt Corum.
At some point one should realize that the furthest conclusion here is pure insanity.
October 26th, 2023 at 10:35 PM ^
Reductio ad absurdum used to mean something dammit!
October 27th, 2023 at 8:13 AM ^
Stop bringing Harry Potter into this You're just muddying the waters.
October 26th, 2023 at 10:23 PM ^
I’d say it’s more-likely-than-not that Connor Stalions broke into the Dominion servers before the 2020 election.
It’s also more-likely-than-not that Michigan is holding the Malaysia Air flight 370 passengers hostage and forcing them to attend college football games all across America.
October 26th, 2023 at 10:41 PM ^
I heard Connor Stallions is responsible for the filming of the moon landing at the 50 yard line of Ohio Stadium with a little green screen tech. He did by jumping in his time machine to set up all the minor details, and there is a mysterious Venmo payment from him to “S. Kubrick” dated July 15, 1969 labeled “FML”.
This is actually documented as an intricate, vital, and detailed piece in his plan to take over Michigan football on page 369 of his “Michigan Manifesto”
The rabbit hole, man.
October 26th, 2023 at 10:52 PM ^
One small step for man...
October 26th, 2023 at 10:23 PM ^
These guys are fucking idiots. So now every fucking upset in college football is because of Michigan? Since the idea of us beating Ohio State is so fucking mind blowing that this is the ONLY possible way.
If Michigan was that good at cheating, do you really think we lose to fucking MSU in 2021? That we lose to TCU last year? Why would we not just take out everyone and be forced to play SMU in the CFP playoffs then?
October 26th, 2023 at 10:28 PM ^
Now TCU is claiming they gave us fake signs…so apparently yes.
October 26th, 2023 at 10:44 PM ^
Now I am glad they lost to Colorado. This scandal is the ultimate excuse for anything. Lost a bad game? Sign stealing! Won a big game? Fake signs!
Just keep throttling fools. Let them win on X, and we can win on the field.
October 26th, 2023 at 10:25 PM ^
F those nerds
October 26th, 2023 at 10:26 PM ^
"College football fans who still eat Nerds"
October 26th, 2023 at 10:27 PM ^
It's time to move Jimmy Hoffa's body again.
October 26th, 2023 at 10:37 PM ^
Fire them into the sun.
October 26th, 2023 at 10:38 PM ^
Breaking: Harbaugh steals signs and the Lindbergh baby “sources” say
October 26th, 2023 at 10:41 PM ^
As someone who has enjoyed listening to their content the past couple years, even when I don’t agree with their opinions or their model, this is just an absurdly ridiculous assertion.
October 26th, 2023 at 10:50 PM ^
Wow. Someone needs to go touch grass
October 26th, 2023 at 10:53 PM ^
More like college football qanon
October 26th, 2023 at 10:54 PM ^
Jim Harbaugh will be charged with aggravated assault against Hendon Hooker based on this ironclad evidence, great work Scoob
October 26th, 2023 at 11:05 PM ^
Fucking hilarious.
October 26th, 2023 at 11:07 PM ^
Just two guys from the south, talking integrity of the game and what’s really plaguing college football…. scouting !
October 26th, 2023 at 11:31 PM ^
Well bless their heart!