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Sending your wife/mom an…

Sending your wife/mom an Orji for Mother’s Day? Okay.

It is our birthright to mock…

It is our birthright to mock the academics of all non-Northwestern Big Ten schools.

I haven’t checked on UCLA’s rankings lately but I think we’re still in the clear there.

Yes. Sainristil was asked…

Yes. Sainristil was asked about this on a Commanders podcast and said “I call them what they are. Ohio State.”

The only reason I accept “Ohio” as a dig is because it really bothers them.

We don’t need to steal their shit. This reminds me, I came across this the other day:

https://youtube.com/shorts/dQ4zInMYDAs?feature=shared

Ryan Day can’t even play along with this silly bit from BTN. Loserville.

Denver was top seed in the…

Denver was top seed in the Big East and lost in their conference tournament to a decent but not great Villanova, who eventually lost to Georgetown. Hoyas with the AQ got an 8 seed.

Denver is good but with how Michigan played last weekend it’s winnable. UM won on the road in the first round last year against 8 seed Cornell.

A win over Denver would likely put us in the quarters against #4 Syracuse. I don’t remember if we’ve ever played Cuse, I don’t think so.  That would be fun.

I need an accounting of who…

I need an accounting of who had their gloves on and who took them off. 

The iconic Obi Ezeh photo:

The iconic Obi Ezeh photo:

Capturing the Moment: Obi Ezeh - University of Michigan Athletics

Sometimes when you’re on

Sometimes when you’re on

GTFOMC 

GTFOMC

Well, YT embeds no longer work apparently.

https://youtu.be/zlHV9WS7PV0?si=ywA1f67380BUFz7q&t=180

It wasn’t Shon Morris. It…

It wasn’t Shon Morris. It was some other guy whose name I can’t remember. But I can picture him. He was much more excitable than Shon.

Figured it out. Tim Doyle.

Based on the TKA Roundtable…

Based on the TKA Roundtable it sounded like Michigan didn't offer him or at least didn't heavily pursue him.

https://en.wikipedia.org…

Water Intoxication wiki

Water intoxication, also known as water poisoning, hyperhydration, overhydration, water toxemia or hyponatremia is a potentially fatal disturbance in brain functions that can result when the normal balance of electrolytes in the body is pushed outside safe limits by excessive water intake. ...

Most deaths related to water intoxication in healthy individuals have resulted from water-drinking contests.

Contention 1: Title IX is a…

nvm

I like Amorion as an option…

I like Amorion as an option this year, especially if Orji is QB, so we can have an arm punt option, assuming Orji's allowed to arm punt it.

Why the change on the music?…

Why the change on the music? Not that I mind I Want To Go Back To Michigan, but I will still need my Across 110th Street fix as well.

Did the Chargers win the…

Did the Chargers win the Super Bowl and that's why Harbaugh couldn't draft any of these guys?

Wait...KC is in the AFC like LAC. So if KC is #31 then LAC has to be before that.

Maybe the Chargers traded their pick for Zinter?

Guess my advice didn't work…

Guess my advice didn't work. Sorry.

Edit: Oh, I see you worked it out with Rob. Well, enjoy the up and down points! And the booze.

The Internet is forever. You…

The Internet is forever. You can't edit or delete.

But if you'd really like this scrubbed ASAP you should post in the Mod thread and/or email Seth to ask for it to be removed.

Meet Khary Crump, age 22, a…

Meet Khary Crump, age 22, a sad man who wears a Spartan helmet, believing himself to be, in a manner of speaking, an actual ancient warrior of Sparta. Tonight, he's about to cross the line between competition and consequence, between defeat and dispute.

In the world of football, there are rules and regulations, codes of conduct that govern the game. But what happens when a man lets his rage override reason? When violence becomes the only language he knows?

The playing field isn't always what it seems. And for Khary Crump, the consequences of his actions in the famed Lloyd Carr Tunnel are about to take him on a journey beyond the gridiron, because that tunnel is, in fact, a portal that can lead to redemption. But for one Khary Crump, that redemption comes at a price – in the Twilight Zone.

Would have been nice if…

Would have been nice if Nelly had graduated in 4 years of school. Oh well.

Surely we can use Vlad…

Surely we can use Vlad Goldin or Roddy Gayle.

Thanks! I'm going to learn…

Thanks! I'm going to learn some history now.

Best Camden Yards, although…

Best Camden Yards, although it's worse now that they built that conference center in center field.

Worst, not counting indoor stadiums, is whatever the White Sox are calling their monstrosity these days.

Jacob's Field (or whatever) is also pretty good.

Fenway is great. Wrigley is…

Fenway is great. Wrigley is most overrated. Fight me!

If you insist on counting the neighborhoods then that's different.

Is this some kind of…

Is this some kind of Revolutionary-Civil War mashup?

Yeah, it wasn't LaVar. Sorry…

Oops. First I posted that it wasn't LaVar. But then I found it. So it happened twice in that game.

Here's the first one that's not LaVar.

Sam Webb said Sabb left so…

Sam Webb said Sabb left so that he could be a starter and not a rotational piece to give him more opportunity to showcase himself for the draft.

To me it means he might get…

To me it means he might get lots of playing time, will probably be rotational player at best.

If he’s being told no competition at Kentucky, he’s guaranteed lots of minutes and not much competition behind him to pass him by later.

Channeling my inner-Craig…

Channeling my inner-Craig Ross, apparently, by quoting Ben Folds lyrics:

I hate to listen
But lately it's been screaming in my ear

He finally stole the…

He finally stole the controller from the 15 year old playing with OSU on dynasty mode.

Lucky for Stover, Houston is…

Lucky for Stover (and Stroud), Houston is not scheduled to play Washington with Sainristil.

Honestly I don't know WTF …

Honestly I don't know WTF "pro-style" even means anymore.

When Harbaugh went to the NFL from Stanford he ran "college" stuff. When he came back to Michigan he ran "pro" stuff. It was the same stuff.

Then Harbaugh ran spread with Shea to go to "college" stuff. Then back to under center for "pro" stuff (the consensus description of what JJ did at Michigan).

Meanwhile his brother is running Lamar in Baltimore, Mahomes is doing whatever the eff he wants in KC, and Brady ran a "pro" spread for two decades, not under center.

As long as your playbook is more than three plays, it's a real offense afaik.

BTN plus? Seriously? The B1G…

BTN plus? Seriously? The B1G really loves to kill interest in hockey/soccer/lacrosse.

In hindisight, if only Rod…

In hindsight, if only Rod Moore had gone to the draft. 

Did she go to the NWSL?…

Did she go to the NWSL? Because the U.S. pro leagues also go coast to coast...

But no doubt a pro league will take better care of you than college including when it comes to travel schedule.

At least yours was a month…

At least yours was a month old and not an obvious news item.

Back to back posts on the…

Back to back posts on the board of repeats. Anyone want to post that Harbaugh drafted Junior Colson next?

I just assumed this was…

I just assumed this was happening. Didn't know it was a question.

Sorry for the Lion diehards…

Sorry for the Lion diehards who can’t reconcile this but I will find it easy to root for JJ and Detroit. This was JJ’s best spot for finding success so I love it.

Anything less than an A is…

Anything less than an A is ridiculous.

Be glad you didn’t see Penix…

Be glad you didn’t see Penix coming. 

Thamel also got his first…

Thamel also got his first name wrong. Granted, he was waaaaaayyyyyy closer.

Jayden Rashada has committed to Georgia, per his agent, Henry Organ, of Disruptive Spirts.

https://twitter.com/PeteThamel/status/1783502759146242482?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet

I'm counting Harbaugh as one…

I'm counting Harbaugh as one so I think we tie at least.

What's the downside? Players…

What's the downside? Players transfer in and out of schools more frequently than before? That has as much to do with the new portal rules as NIL.

Well. Add DB to the portal…

Well. Add DB to the portal shopping list.

The old "You can't fire me,…

The old "You can't fire me, I quit."

1 Jayden and 1 Jadyn.

1 Jayden and 1 Jadyn.

Won 13-12

Won 13-12

What the…Why was he standing…

What the…Why was he standing there?!

Crazily it was never…

Crazily it was never reported (that I recall) in any of the gazillion stories and everyone (it seemed) presumed we were talking almost exclusively about the placards.

But what is the strategic purpose for that, is what I wonder. Is it that CS was able to get good enough intel on the placards just from the usual methods (i.e., TV broadcasts) and needed additional visuals on the hand signs?

I heard Klatt get all…

I heard Klatt get all indignant about this awhile ago. The number of commercial breaks are not increased. However, I sort of assume this means that instead of going to commercials after a kickoff, they will stay on air and do ad reads, and that will be the ad break that gets "removed."