2 Rutger DBs suspended
Both taken into police custody as a result of a paint ball gun incident.
Malachi Melton is a starter with 2 picks.
September 21st, 2021 at 10:15 AM ^
2 mins late, but since its good news, I'll post in your thread. Go Blue!! Beat your #1 hated rival.
September 21st, 2021 at 10:24 AM ^
RUN THE BALL! oh wait. I mean. 87 yard bombs all day??
Either way, Rutgers doesn't give a damn what you think you're entitled to...
September 21st, 2021 at 10:32 AM ^
Best movie of all time.
September 21st, 2021 at 11:49 AM ^
Fun fact: they needed to shoot reaction shots to that monologue. Nicholson thought it would work best if the other actors were responding to the actual monologue instead of “look stunned” so he did it repeatedly and exactly the same for 8 hours. Helluva actor.
September 21st, 2021 at 2:45 PM ^
you would think they would have more than one camera...
September 21st, 2021 at 10:25 AM ^
it's actually 3. they also caught Jonathan Farts
September 21st, 2021 at 10:28 AM ^
Big Boutros says farts was caught also. I feel silly doing this. Sorry.
September 21st, 2021 at 4:55 PM ^
Farts was let go with a warning.
September 22nd, 2021 at 2:08 PM ^
Oh, that's terrible. I mean that part about a kid having to grow up with the name Jon Farts.
September 21st, 2021 at 10:25 AM ^
edit: dumb joke retracted.
Beat Rutgers
September 21st, 2021 at 10:30 AM ^
Just when the program was on the rise, a couple of guys can't help but paint it in a bad light again.
September 21st, 2021 at 10:36 AM ^
Rutger gonna rutger......
GO BLUE ???
Beat all of our rivals!!!!
September 21st, 2021 at 10:42 AM ^
But our biggest rival isn't even on the schedule this season.
September 21st, 2021 at 10:48 AM ^
Illinois vs. Michigan for the Big Ten Championship!!
September 21st, 2021 at 11:21 AM ^
Well, it is still mathematically possible.
September 21st, 2021 at 10:40 AM ^
The Football Universe continues to move in a way that favors the Maize and Blue!!! This is the most hopeful I have felt in years.
September 21st, 2021 at 12:39 PM ^
I know, but the universe always seems to have that other shoe ready to drop when it comes to Michigan.
September 21st, 2021 at 4:18 PM ^
I think we all feel it, we just can't have nice things. The thing is, eventually this shit streak has to end.
September 21st, 2021 at 4:45 PM ^
If the universe moved in ways that favored Michigan, it would at a bare minimum allow Michigan to get its starting QB to the OSU game 100% healthy. But apparently even that has been too much to ask.
September 21st, 2021 at 4:54 PM ^
Maybe we overpaid what was due for 2011?
September 21st, 2021 at 10:43 AM ^
What kind of paintball incident gets you suspended?
September 21st, 2021 at 10:57 AM ^
My first thought was being one of those dbags that does drive-by paint ball shootings for laughs
September 21st, 2021 at 11:22 AM ^
The same kind that gets you arrested.
September 21st, 2021 at 11:32 AM ^
Yeah, I'm usually the last person who wants to read tabloid/arrest journalism, but I want to know what elevates paintball gun stupidity to arrests and suspension.
Somewhere in there is a "oh shit, no he didn't" moment, and I'll understand completely, I'm sure.
September 21st, 2021 at 1:16 PM ^
Well imagine you’re walking down the street drinking you’re Frappuccino and some DBags pull up and unload several hails of paintballs that strike you and the people around you, probably going to want said DBag’s arrested. I’m missing the part where playing college football is a right, seems firmly in the privilege category of things. Do something stupid that puts normal innocent people out and get arrest then it should be expected that you don’t get to play football on Saturday.
September 21st, 2021 at 6:49 PM ^
Well imagine you’re walking down the street drinking you’re Frappuccino and some DBags pull up and unload several hails of paintballs that strike you and the people around you,
Had something similar happen. Was riding my bike home from work and got sprayed in full auto fashion by a passing car. Then a couple of miles ahead, there was a crash, cops blocked all lanes, and traffic was at a standstill.
I caught up to the little bastards, I was getting ready to pull the driver out of the car and beat the shit out of the him and a cop noticed what was going on, came over, heard my story, and arrested them all.
September 21st, 2021 at 11:57 AM ^
Details of the actual incident aside, I can think of plenty of hypotheticals. It’s not a lethal weapon, but some models can resemble real firearms, and in any case you can fire only at consenting people wearing safety equipment. So brandishing, aiming, or firing a paintball gun at anyone unsuspecting could result in charges even if the toy itself isn’t regulated.
IANAL but the way my understanding of violent crime laws work, it’s illegal to threaten someone with a friggin’ chocolate bar if you make it so they don’t know you’re unarmed (such as pressing it into the back of a stranger). Specific to paintballs, firing them at moving vehicles can obstruct the drivers’ sight and/or cause them to panic.
September 21st, 2021 at 2:19 PM ^
A paintball to the eye can easily blind you. Depending on a gun's particular velocity a paintball to the nads can cause permanent damage besides being horribly painful. Anywhere else can leave deep bruises and welts. So yeah, if they were shooting at folks, arrest them and charge them.
September 21st, 2021 at 2:59 PM ^
If not wearing protective equipment paintballs can hurt someone seriously. Anyone going around and shooting them at unsuspecting people should be punished and jailed.
September 21st, 2021 at 12:01 PM ^
There was a pretty sad story recently. A 12ish year old kid decided it would be funny to put on a ski mask and do a paintball "drive-by" at an outdoor gathering at another home. His dad, unfathomably, agreed and they put on their masks and performed the paintball gun drive-by. A person at the gathering had was legally carrying a firearm, and confused the scene as real gunfire and returned fire, hitting and killing the child.
Edit: I was wrong on the details. The boy was 10 and was not killed, but shot and hospitalized.
Not insinuating that the Rutgers players did anything similar, but here's an example of paintball gun incident that would, at minimum, likely result in misdemeanor assault charges.
September 21st, 2021 at 1:41 PM ^
The idiot father should have been jailed for that incident.
September 21st, 2021 at 4:29 PM ^
According to this article, the father was charged with "child neglect with great bodily harm".
September 21st, 2021 at 7:20 PM ^
Dafuq’s wrong with people?
September 21st, 2021 at 10:48 AM ^
The good news is they have more time to concentrate on their underground rap battle this weekend against Free World
September 21st, 2021 at 10:50 AM ^
For a paintball gun? Wow.
What a contrast with Mork Dontoni who used to pick up guys from jail on the way to the airport for away games!
September 21st, 2021 at 11:12 AM ^
Red locked.
September 21st, 2021 at 10:50 AM ^
I'm sorry, when you mentioned bonjovi nights DBs, you needed to be more specific...
...Oh. Sorry. Of course you meant Defensive Backs.
My mistake.
Activate the derutgerizer!
September 21st, 2021 at 10:53 AM ^
So what exactly is Rutger's Saturday Tradition?
September 21st, 2021 at 11:13 AM ^
Taylor's Ham, Axe body spray, and loathing.
September 21st, 2021 at 11:15 AM ^
Can't wait for that Saturday Taylor's Ham-blasting then.
September 21st, 2021 at 11:41 AM ^
You mean pork roll?
September 21st, 2021 at 11:55 AM ^
It'll always be Taylor Ham to me
September 21st, 2021 at 12:26 PM ^
Rutgers straddles the border of the Taylor Ham vs pork roll crowds.
September 21st, 2021 at 3:02 PM ^
Pork roll.
September 21st, 2021 at 11:56 AM ^
GTL:
1. Gym
2. Tan
3. Laundry
September 21st, 2021 at 11:03 AM ^
Unless they were using the paintball gun as a blunt object and hitting people with it, I hope these guys are back and playing Saturday. They joined a big ten team to be able to play Michigan.
September 21st, 2021 at 11:13 AM ^
I saw a guy get blinded after getting shot by a paintball gun. They're very dangerous to use on someone not wearing a mask.
September 21st, 2021 at 11:13 AM ^
Unless they were using the paintball gun as a blunt object and hitting people with it, I hope these guys are back and playing Saturday.
This is kind of a weird take.
What if they were using the paintball gun to hold up a liquor store? Or rob people on the street? That seems pretty awful.
Maybe they were just vandalizing. But what if they were vandalizing a church? Or a church lady?
The whole point of the matter is that we don't know the details. Yes, of course they came to play football. But you have to assume that Schiano wants them to play football too, and that he's not just handing down arbitrary suspensions going into a pretty big conference game.
I don't hope they play on Saturday. I don't hope they don't play on Saturday. Honestly, I don't remember either of these guys. I hope that Schiano does the right thing and if they messed up, they learn from their mistake based on a just punishment given.
September 21st, 2021 at 11:41 AM ^
Explain to me how shooting someone with a paintball gun is fine, but hitting someone with a paintball gun is significantly worse