Michgan LB Mike Barrett with high praise for JJ McCarthy. “He will throw a ball out of his butt.”
I've seen ladies do similar things with ping pong balls before, but this would be quite impressive. Good on JJ for training every part of his body.
February 28th, 2024 at 3:36 PM ^
I used to say that Tim Brown could catch a ball with his ass.
This would top that.
February 28th, 2024 at 3:38 PM ^
Imagine the ass-to-ass combo of JJ throwing (not sure throwing is the right word) to Brown.
February 28th, 2024 at 3:40 PM ^
Requiem for The Team
February 28th, 2024 at 3:46 PM ^
actual lol
February 28th, 2024 at 6:18 PM ^
This thread is overtaking ass.
February 28th, 2024 at 3:50 PM ^
This is the winning comment. *Slow clap*
February 28th, 2024 at 6:17 PM ^
I hate myself for getting this reference.
oh my high school days thinking I needed to watch artistic movies
February 28th, 2024 at 8:11 PM ^
You think that was an "artistic" movie? lol
February 29th, 2024 at 9:37 AM ^
Why not? It clearly conveyed an idea by non-traditional storytelling. It wasn't art house but it surely wasn't a product either
February 28th, 2024 at 6:17 PM ^
I hate myself for getting this reference.
oh my high school days thinking I needed to watch artistic movies
February 28th, 2024 at 4:10 PM ^
Back and forth forever
February 28th, 2024 at 5:40 PM ^
I got that reference.
February 28th, 2024 at 3:37 PM ^
We may have to ask him how it got up there in the first place! I’ve heard many interesting reasons as to how things got lodged in such places during my time as an intern. Nttawwaot!!!!
February 28th, 2024 at 3:47 PM ^
It was a million-to-one shot, doc. Million to one.
February 28th, 2024 at 5:14 PM ^
JJ McCarthy, the ASSMAN!
February 28th, 2024 at 4:58 PM ^
JJ, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
February 28th, 2024 at 9:14 PM ^
I'm pretty sure that's how he completed that double pass in the Rose Bowl.
February 28th, 2024 at 3:39 PM ^
I did like the comment about finding new throwing angles as a qb!
February 28th, 2024 at 3:39 PM ^
Ah yes, the ol' hidden ball trick.
February 28th, 2024 at 3:40 PM ^
The ever-so-quotable Jim Harbaugh sure did rub off on some of these guys.
February 28th, 2024 at 3:42 PM ^
Mike Barrett. What a legend.
February 28th, 2024 at 6:19 PM ^
I believe MgoBlog willed his greatness into existence
February 28th, 2024 at 3:45 PM ^
Rumor has it the Michigan coaching staff had this exact play ready to go for the playoffs last season... just never needed to use it.
February 28th, 2024 at 5:23 PM ^
Are you implying they weren’t wiling to just pull plays out of their ass?
February 28th, 2024 at 3:47 PM ^
Umm... great?
February 28th, 2024 at 3:47 PM ^
"Aha, this will explain away those losses!" Coach Day thought while calling the private investigator.
February 28th, 2024 at 3:50 PM ^
This is certainly a NCAA violation
February 28th, 2024 at 4:26 PM ^
Think of the safety of the players!
No, really...
February 28th, 2024 at 3:53 PM ^
Probably one of those quotes that sounded good in the moment but upon seeing it written down and all..........
Can wait to hear about JJ's interviews at the combine. NFL General Manager: "So JJ, one of your teammates claims you can throw a football out of your anus. Can you shed some additional light on this particular skill of yours and exactly how you came to develop it?"
February 28th, 2024 at 4:15 PM ^
I was considering/partying at the TKE house in school when I heard that the pledge class from the year before had stripped, got drunk (not that sober is excusable) and passed 45 records cheek to cheek as part of the rush.
I took a hard pass
I stayed soft but the pass was hard.
Passing a football out of your anus > passing a 45.
February 28th, 2024 at 3:58 PM ^
He said "ball" . Not football. This could be a true statement. We need to know more about the ball.
February 28th, 2024 at 4:04 PM ^
No, no we most certainly do NOT want to "know more about that ball".
I know more than I wanted to already.
February 28th, 2024 at 4:00 PM ^
Eddie Murphy said it best.
February 28th, 2024 at 6:43 PM ^
+1. The sad part about this is that I was thinking about this song, and I still have the Eddie Murphy comedy cassette tape that this was on! 🤦🏼♂️
February 28th, 2024 at 4:13 PM ^
It’s a meaningless skill unless he’s able to do it with accuracy and hit his receivers in stride. That’s assuming, of course, they’re willing to catch a pass that originated in his ass, but since almost everyone wears gloves these days, maybe it wouldn’t be a major problem. The bigger challenge, I imagine, would be whether his pass protection can hold up long enough to allow him to transfer the ball to his ass and then get into throwing position. But if he can take the snap with his ass directly, that problem might go away as well. I’m wondering if Harbaugh was aware of this previously hidden skill and whether it was the basis for his prediction that McCarthy would be the first QB taken.
February 28th, 2024 at 4:17 PM ^
The bigger challenge, I imagine, would be whether his pass protection can hold up long enough...
Ass protection.
February 28th, 2024 at 4:56 PM ^
Everyone’s making sure the have the gloves.
February 28th, 2024 at 4:26 PM ^
Have we finally found the meaning of "Overtaking Ass"?
February 28th, 2024 at 4:29 PM ^
No wonder he meditates so much. One's gotta be super relaxed to be able to fit a football in one's rectum.
Goatse would be proud!
February 28th, 2024 at 4:30 PM ^
Nobody knows what it means but it's provocative.
February 28th, 2024 at 4:55 PM ^
There’s a block that pass joke in there somewhere but it’s not pc.
February 28th, 2024 at 4:55 PM ^
Have we checked the rules closely to see if we could get a 7th year of eligibility out of Michael Barrett? There has to be loophole somewhere....
February 28th, 2024 at 4:57 PM ^
If anyone has been to Super Pussy in Bangkok, then you’ll understand that this is a common skill
February 28th, 2024 at 5:09 PM ^
Michael Barrett needs to find a home in Detroit. He seems like the type of quotable, high energy guy that MCDC would love.
February 28th, 2024 at 5:34 PM ^
Hoping JJ gets drafted by a team that has wideouts fast enough and capable of overtaking ass-throws.
February 28th, 2024 at 6:00 PM ^
When the jugs machine broke down in practice one day, JJ knew there was only one way to rectallify the situation.
February 28th, 2024 at 6:23 PM ^
What an asshole!
February 28th, 2024 at 6:37 PM ^
Sounds like a Chuck Tingle book in the making
February 28th, 2024 at 9:43 PM ^
I still remember the OP where the author wanted Michael Barrett to be our QB. “He played some QB in high school” was the hill he died on.