October 19th, 2023 at 10:23 PM ^
A HUNDRED BILLIONTY MILLION ZILLION TO NEGATIVE INFINITY AAAAHAAHHALAEHLAHfalshdg
October 19th, 2023 at 10:23 PM ^
Oh, Michigan wins. Forgot to mention that part.
October 20th, 2023 at 9:44 PM ^
33-17. Garbage time TD tightens it up. We settle for 4 FG’s
October 19th, 2023 at 10:24 PM ^
My shadow says Forty Six & 2
Show no mercy against Staee
October 19th, 2023 at 10:47 PM ^
+1 for Tool
October 19th, 2023 at 10:55 PM ^
Rip msu Right In Two
October 19th, 2023 at 10:55 PM ^
Elbow deep inside the goal line.
October 20th, 2023 at 9:12 AM ^
msu decided to play this game, so why are they so surprised when they read their own eulogy?
October 20th, 2023 at 8:12 AM ^
Nice.
October 19th, 2023 at 10:28 PM ^
Prediction: Michigan 31, Michigan State 13. Games vs Sparty usually don't play out as expected. Funky things happen during UM/MSU games. The game is in East Lansing, and at night, creating even more opportunities for unexpected moments.
October 19th, 2023 at 11:36 PM ^
I'm thinking the same thing.
October 19th, 2023 at 10:29 PM ^
This morning, I would have said 31-13.
Now, 59-6.
October 19th, 2023 at 10:30 PM ^
UM 120 - 0 MSU - 1 point more than the largest margin of victory in this rivalry.
October 19th, 2023 at 10:33 PM ^
48-3 Michigan
October 19th, 2023 at 10:33 PM ^
1902 is in play with the extra motivation from the sign stealing crap.
119-0
Strike Hard, Strike First, No Mercy!
October 19th, 2023 at 10:33 PM ^
Yesterday I was thinking 27 to 10. Today I'm thinking 40 to 14.
I think Jim wants to play back ups still.
October 19th, 2023 at 10:34 PM ^
35-17 Michigan.
October 19th, 2023 at 10:38 PM ^
Even though JH wants to run the score up, he decides to pull the starters to preserve their health. Because if that, we only score 48.
48 Michigan
3 Staee
October 19th, 2023 at 10:39 PM ^
38-24, Michigan.
Halftime score will be something like 21-14, Michigan.
They'll be fueled by adrenaline for a little bit, and put up a few points -- but then we'll dominate the second half. The final 10 points for Sparty will come when the game's outcome has already been decided.
October 19th, 2023 at 10:41 PM ^
Seems to me that if we are stealing people's shits--a highly dubious proposition, all in all--then that would make staff and players very tentative Saturday. Worried about getting detected with all the scrutiny, etc. If we're not, I think that Jim may want to lace into these sleazy wankers in unprecedented fashion. Off with these jacktard's heads.
October 19th, 2023 at 10:55 PM ^
You need to steal other people's shits when you've got no shits to give yourself.
October 19th, 2023 at 10:57 PM ^
Stealing shits is not illegal.
October 20th, 2023 at 11:36 AM ^
I think it is in some states.
October 19th, 2023 at 10:46 PM ^
I’ll be two cheeseburgers M runs the score up.
63-7
October 20th, 2023 at 6:50 AM ^
🖕🍔🍔 - 🍔…
Decipher that 📈☪️💩💩!
October 19th, 2023 at 10:53 PM ^
It's two days early before Mole Day, but I'm going with 6.02 X 10^23 - 0
October 19th, 2023 at 10:53 PM ^
Lots and lots and even moar lots of points for us… to little or none for thems. Why bother even counting.
October 19th, 2023 at 10:54 PM ^
51-11 M
October 19th, 2023 at 10:56 PM ^
84 - 3. Victory for the vast network.
October 19th, 2023 at 11:02 PM ^
The Vast Network needs to be the name of a NIL collective
October 19th, 2023 at 11:04 PM ^
A 34-17 type game where the outcome is never in question. I expect it something like 21-3 at halftime, and then MSU gets late scores to lose with dignity again.
October 19th, 2023 at 11:04 PM ^
Was guessing 35 -10 this morning.
Now thinking 52 - 3
October 19th, 2023 at 11:04 PM ^
72-0 Mich
October 19th, 2023 at 11:05 PM ^
Official NCAA rules say the game will be 1-0 when lil bro refuses to take the field.
But with this NCAA rules committee they will likely award Sparty a 100-0 victory.
October 19th, 2023 at 11:10 PM ^
I just checked the line and it's the same as it was yesterday. Michigan -24. The money is favoring MSU +24. I believe the signal stealing allegations will only galvanize the team and fire up the coaching staff. I was worried about Michigan covering 24 points a few days ago. I am not worried anymore.
Michigan 55
MSU 7
October 19th, 2023 at 11:11 PM ^
Offense will score 35, Defense will score a touchdown and safety. 44-6
October 19th, 2023 at 11:15 PM ^
I want to beat them to such an embarrassing pulp that they are all convinced we stole their signs.
October 19th, 2023 at 11:27 PM ^
Given recent events I'd certainly like to crush them in a humiliating fashion, even if that's an evergreen sentiment.
October 19th, 2023 at 11:34 PM ^
M: Overtaking ass
Them: So much ass.
M wins.
October 19th, 2023 at 11:39 PM ^
52-7 just like previous game. MSU is no different than IU.
October 19th, 2023 at 11:40 PM ^
Today's sign stealing investigation is just more noise from the outside. Jim coaches up the team to realize yesterday is the same as today with regard to focus & preparation. Standing by my original prediction 57 - 7 Ann Arbor Bad Boys
October 19th, 2023 at 11:53 PM ^
Yea but if they didn’t know the signals MSU would totally win….haha. So stupid. Yep, that’s the difference. Signals. Gahhhhhh. You got beat by 3 TDs
October 19th, 2023 at 11:47 PM ^
300 interceptions
October 19th, 2023 at 11:50 PM ^
34-13
Michigan spends the entire game holding up signs visible to the MSU bench that say exactly what we are doing.
1&10, M sign: We're doing Down G Left
3rd&4 on defense, M sign: We're playing cover 3 and blitzing #23
The signs are always honest, and MSU can't adapt fast enough or stop the play anyway.
October 20th, 2023 at 7:39 AM ^
Those would be featured on replays until the end of time.
Or, Blitz 23, Blitz 23, OMG where did 25 come from, you said 23.
5 yd penalty, Michigan, intent to deceive.
Oh, and 45-10
October 19th, 2023 at 11:50 PM ^
35-23. Things will make us go batty for a second but the ferret will give in.