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Gach HAS committed to UM…

Gach HAS committed to UM over MSU, OSU and Wisky.

...and Kentucky. 

A great thing about Harbaugh…

A great thing about Harbaugh was that his nepo hire could coach.

Friday night boner fuel. Don…

Friday night boner fuel. 

Don't judge me. 

Ground and pound. He's the…

Ground and pound. He's the ground. 

I was surprised by the first…

I was surprised by the first segment's pessimism

I like most of a basketball…

I like most of a basketball team. Also, I like most of this basketball team. 

Yes, but these are musings,…

Yes, but these are musings, not observations. Musings deserve a separate thread. 

/s

We won the Big 10 with Cade…

We won the Big 10 with Cade at QB and a good defense. All we need is a Cade-level QB with this defense. Find the guy who best protects the ball and we will win many games. That should be our plan. It's that simple. 

Didn't Scotty hit a growth…

Didn't Scotty hit a growth spurt in college? Would be cool if history repeats itself. 

It feels weird going into a…

It feels weird going into a Michigan football game knowing there will be a Michigan loss. 15-0

If 2023 proved anything, it…

If 2023 proved anything, it's that we need the right guys, not necessarily the top guys. Hopefully Moore kept the secret sauce for identifying the right guys. 

I like it better when the…

I like it better when the hockey segment is at the end.

Watching OSU not win it is…

Watching OSU not win it is always hilarious. 

Their day is coming. And by…

Their day is coming. And by that, I mean the universities and conferences' day is coming.  The networks don't care who takes the money so long as they get the broadcast rights. It's the universities and conferences who are mostly (if not entirely) benefiting by the free labor. 

Over the last three years,…

Over the last three years, OSU has had some running backs who ran tough and slightly scared me. Each time, OSU limited those backs in favor of a flashier player who can take it the distance against Indiana/Purdue defenses. The softness is in Ryan Day's DNA, not necessarily all of his players' DNA. 

He's tall. I like it. 

He's tall. I like it. 

We have 1 player, rejoice!

We have 1 player, rejoice!

Even mental giant George…

Even mental giant George Costanza came up with a belated comeback quicker than Ryan Day. 

 

Excellent. He should have a…

Excellent. He should have a healthy chip on his shoulder to outwork the Buckeyes. 

LA's expensive as hell.

LA's expensive as hell.

What?

What?

Given conference…

Given conference consolidation, OOC games will mean less. It'll all be candy ass OOC schedules because many conference games today would have been OOC games last year.

That said, OSU are a bunch of candy asses.

Well, that's like your…

Well, that's like your opinion, man. 

I've seen enough touchbacks…

I've seen enough touchbacks. If this brings back the return game, I'm all for it. 

I get excited to watch these…

I get excited to watch these, but I always stop after a minute or so because I find them boring. Roman Wilson was awesome, and I loved watching him play, but I don't really care what the Houston Hilton escalator looks like. 

Warde may have done well on…

Warde may have done well on the hire (time will tell), but if it's true that the powers that be forced Warde to fire Juwan, then I'm not sure how much credit Warde should get for the overall transition. 

I'm still of the opinion that Warde is a mediocre athletic director who is unable or unwilling to adapt to college athletics' changing landscape. And for that, I refuse to appreciate or apologize to Warde Manuel. 

Tom Izzo is Jud Heathcote 2…

Tom Izzo is Jud Heathcote 2.0. Won a championship and lived off it for 25 years. Congrats on coming in 4th a couple more times, I guess. 

The name Dusty May sounds…

The name Dusty May sounds like a bush pilot with a drinking problem and two ex-wives who’s the US Navy’s only chance. Hope he doesn’t suck.

I think all the candidates…

I think all the candidates stink. 

Seems like there are no good…

Seems like there are no good living candidates out there. Can we find a dead candidate?

I was thinking the full…

I was thinking the full statement read: "Tough Titties 24-30"

Is Brian on the committee a…

Is Brian on the committee a hawter take than Craig Ross on the committee? I think not.

Craig would bring some much needed Soviet history expertise. 

I'd rather they get the…

I'd rather they get the right hire than a quick hire. A right and quick hire would be best. But given our AD, I'm not expecting either. 

He's the second best George…

He's the second best George Washington that I'm familiar with, which is still pretty good. 

Didn't we also beat MSU 49-0…

Didn't we also beat MSU 49-0?

Another thing that doesn't get talked about enough is that the movies King Ralph and Mr. Deeds have the same plots: doofus becomes rich and powerful only to have the butler be the rightful heir. Sorry for the King Ralph spoilers. 

I’m torn. Orji/Denegal have…

I’m torn. Orji/Denegal have the higher ceilings, but it would be funnier to watch OSU fans rationalize how they lost to Jack Tuttle.

 

Warde is Hamlet, an…

 

Warde is Hamlet, an indecisive tragic character who doesn't know ball.

(apologies for a Hamlet reference on the Ides of March, but I couldn't think of a Julius Caesar reference)

Huge hire. Alford was good…

Huge hire. Alford was good at Notre Dame and at OSU under Urban Meyer. It's not Alford's fault that Ryan Day is too soft to run the ball. 

Ryan Day's ship is sinking…

Ryan Day's ship is sinking. What a shame. 

If we win in Columbus this…

If we win in Columbus this year, I may never stop laughing. 

I’d love to see the number…

I’d love to see the number of auto bids for all conferences fluctuate annually based on the previous season’s performance in the tournament. It would add a feeling of relegation and promotion, add conference rooting interests, and give us more reason to hate Ohio State when they lose to a random SEC team.

They’ll never do it because of money and power, but it would be fun.

It's about loyalty and…

It's about loyalty and surviving the changing landscape. The lesser teams that are fortunate to be in the Big 10 shouldn't knife the revenue generating teams in the back because the revenue generators can leave. Before last season, I wouldn't have been in favor of a super conference because it will destroy the lesser Big 10 teams. But now? They showed us that we're on our own.

The players are going to be paid from the revenue. If there's a super conference on the horizon, the best chances for survival will be to join and cut out the fat. If Michigan refuses to join out of solidarity with Illinois, we'll become Illinois. I don't want to be Illinois.

 

 

I don’t remember the lesser…

I don’t remember the lesser teams sticking up for Michigan during the regular season. Rather, I recall the Illini and Purdues trying to sink our championship season with their hyper dramatic sign gate BS.

I can’t wait to leave those peasant schools to fend for themselves. What kind of TV deal will the CW channel give Northwestern, Illinois and Purdue etc. when Michigan, OSU and PSU aren’t transferring wealth to them anymore?

I fully support this if …

I fully support this if “science” is code for steroids. 

And boom goes the dynamite…

And boom goes the dynamite. Rudock 2.0 anybody?

Am I the only one who finds…

Am I the only one who finds John U Bacon arrogant and pretentious? I can't listen to the guy. 

Am I the only one who finds…

Am I the only one who finds John U Bacon arrogant and pretentious? I can't listen to the guy. 

During this run, we were…

During this run, we were recruiting (and signing) a bunch of players that developed into NFL players. I hope we keep doing that.

I don't want to see us investing time and effort into recruiting the top guys only to see them go to schools that pay incoming recruits NIL. We're better off finding the dudes who love the football grind, have leadership potential, and want to be at Michigan. That's what has worked and will work in the future. 

I can't tell if Seth…

I can't tell if Seth actually loves the Amoeba Defense or if he just loves saying Amoeba. 

You jerk off to UM porn?

Do…

You jerk off to UM porn?

Do I jerk off to UM porn? Yeah, yeah, I jerk off to UM porn, yeah.

How many times a week?

Like three...four? Three or four times maybe.

You gotta pump those numbers up, those are rookie numbers in this racket.