Michigan Basketball Haikus
Fire Juwan Howard
Then please fire Warde Manuel
Nothing else will do
It is just so bad
Ohio fired their coach
Real sad example
Once had Ellerbe
The Beilein heights still remain
Rags to riches again
Michigan hoops is
Falling down, yes falling down,
Oh my fair lady!
If we only had
A couple of Beilein guys
We'd win all the games
We rabble rabble
Warde observes it passively
Like a round buddha
A Tire Fire
Seems Inadequate a Term
For This Program Now
We suck suck suck suck
So bad bad bad bad bad bad
Its embarassing.
Play something else
You all can't play basketball
I need more beer
"I need more beer"
This catches my eye always
An upvote for you!
Too many airballs
End up like giant hairballs
Clogging the toilet
When you’ve lost the room
The faces tell the story
Time for someone new
Yep, not that hard to figure out. Just hope Warde sees the same thing. Saying the BB program is a train wreck is an understatement
That's not a haiku.
Yep, not that hard to
figure out. [I ] just hope Warde
sees the same [damn] thing.
Better choice of words
Why play defense when
You are still on the fence of
If your coach needs slap?
No fundamentals
Stupid passes, no box outs
Rutgers scores again
Hope springs eternal
But not for our basketball
A march to sadness
Ugly basketball
Really ugly basketball
Hide my head in shame
Giving teh
Rutger their S
Oh what a mess
Upon the court's stage
Michigan's plight doth unfold
Howard's exit, sage.
Even bad buckets
Can't tarnish the memory
Of football's title.
They suck, it happens
This haiku collapses at
the halfway point
i came here to say
love the players, hate the play
send them all away
Golden Son Returns
Shining Start Turns To Dark Clouds
Balls Clank Off Like Rain
Loss makes me jack off
Empty bottles of cream er'were
My pee pee tired
But but but....... Those who stay will be champions.... Right? 🙄
I watched last night's game
Against my better judgement
Sure hope hockey wins!
started with promise
but then a slow downward slide
fire juwan howard
The play of our team
Looks like something a Buckeye
Drops in his cooler
My heart is empty
So is the basketball hoop
at which we're shooting
Our team sucks again
Cannot stand to watch them
Turn the TV off.
I give no mindshare
To such lame incompetence
Combine is better
“Underperformance”
Does not fathom the team’s depths
There is no bottom
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
No. No no no no.
No! NO! No-no-no-no noooooooo
No. . . no. . . just, no. No.
/ There's actually a progression to it
// It's what I imagine watching a game sounds like
Fifteen and zero
Paid for with basketball's blood
A very good price
You need guards to win
The game that is college hoops
Again we’re lacking
spring 'round the corner
bathe the beasts and salt the fish
lanterns light the sky
The leaders and best
In need of new leadership
Then we rise again
Do we suck? Of course.
But... National Champions!
Pull it down! Let's go!
This season is drunk
Worst simulation ever
Control Alt Delete
This is what you do
If you want me to not care
About basketball
We do nothing well
We do all the things poorly
We are well balanced
FIRE HOWARD FIRE MANUEL
Team's bad. But football.
Mikey Sainristil and Blake.
JJ. Mason. Champs.
Cold and gray outside,
and in the gym--my thoughts, too.
Warmth of years past fades.
~~
Stark contrast to joy
of New Year's bliss. Still cherished.
Held as goal for all.
~~
But are pieces right?
What does future hold? Change?
What should future hold?
~~
I know my answer,
but I am not in charge. So...
wait and hope for Spring.
So disappointing
UM should be dominant
In all major sports
I Love Basketball
Then I saw Michigan Play
The Love Went Away
Fire fire fire fire fire
His his his his his his his
Ass ass ass ass ass