Meta: Site to be sold to pet boarding provider

Hey Brian, can I borrow $100M? I’m totally good for it and will pay you back!

They saw Harbaugh's DAWG explanation. 

Driven Athlete With Grit? I think that was it.

Related: All posts to be written by a sock puppet (if you get it, you get it)

I am disappointed, however Lady Bird is strutting around like she owns the place.

I would have taken $5,000 for the website.  $500MM is life changing.  You won’t have to eat Kraft Dinner.

Hard to argue.  Congratulations Brian.  I always thought it would be Mutt Cutts that bought you out, but this is a nice offer

🤦🏾‍♂️ there is a sucker born every minute!

You mean I could have had Seth taking care of my cat?!

pet boarding?  let me tell you about livestock raising....

So....is the site still going to be running in some way, shape or form? You'll have to forgive my ignorance and maybe this is all one big, massive joke that went completely over my head, but if the site, the board, the content is going away......then that would REALLY suck. 

Fuck these low ballers.  Don't take a penny less than $600M  

All kidding aside, my nightmare is that someone like ESPN, 247, ON3, or The Athletic makes Brian an offer he can't refuse.

Interesting time for this expansion what with the uncertainty around the mysterious dog respiratory illness. If I were you I'd get that cash while the gettins good, and divest yourself of the pet boarding business before the illness really gets bad.

I have questions:

Does each pet owner get a UFR of the day's activities at pickup?

Will there be a designated "danger pet" each day?

And will some bird get the Marcus Hall double-bird award?

Will you handle long term boarding?  My daughter moved back home, and she has this cat....

SHOW ME DA MONAYYY!!!!!!!!!!!

I mean, it may only be a half billion, but take the damn money. And, if it were me, I'd even promise to agree not to talk to the NFL this cycle.

I get the occasional email from some rando business outfit trying to sell me on their franchise opportunity; the most recent one was from somebody extolling the alleged opportunity to buy a trampoline park franchise.

But the scam email I got this morning has a unique come-on: Genghis Khan.

"The location of Genghis Khan's tomb has been a secret for over 800 years.

All to hide an inscription inside that reveals a powerful secret.

A secret that will make you rich beyond your wildest dreams …

Allowing you to access the same pool of wealth and abundance that Billionaires do.

The crazy part is this secret talks about something that’s sitting inside of you right as you read this sentence.

Because the truth is, we’re ALL born with the ability to manifest this kind of wealth and abundance.

If you only had the simple instructions inscribed inside the infamous tomb.

But here's the deal…

One of my ancestors helped build that tomb…

And has passed down the secret information throughout the generations.

And I’ve decided that NOW is the time to expose this shocking secret to the public.

Discover how to manifest Genghis Kahn-levels of wealth and abundance for yourself .

But you better hurry…

The “powers that be” are trying to have this short video removed from the internet as soon as today.

Charles"

Where is Sara MacLachlan when you really need her?

Does this mean we have to host Spartan Dawgs?

New name? "Y" isn't taken is it?

It's a sad day--Mgoblog enters the transfer portal.

I hear that Broad Sky is one of Bill Gates' investment organizations.

He's incorporating pet boarding into his global empire of land ownership and recycling of human waste.

I KNEW you people were animals!