Help with Talking Trash to 'Bama Fans

Be magnanimous, you’re representing Michigan fans.

They are generally nice people. Be respectful. Until we knock them off the pedestal, there is no reason to be a dick. Enjoy the game!

Yeah, between my general position that it's good to be pleasant to people, even rival fans... and the fact that Bama has trash talk cred on basically everybody in college football, I think going light before the game is final is a good idea. 

You are representing all of the University of Michigan our fans and our team. Your only response should be one of great character and respect. Think about how JJ or Blake would act.  Character and integrity.  That is you. 

Signgate is nothing, Saban more or less admitted as much. And he hired our ex coach, which is way more egregious (although allowed).

Bowl record is what it is, don't bother. Explanations are there, but it's too long a story. Just say today is a new day.

Osu is a shell of themselves, Jenkins said it best, that's not the team we played. Down top wr and qb, in a meaningless bowl game. And psu lost by one score in a top 10 match up, hardly a zinger. Plus their top de might have been out, but don't quote me.

Please, please don't try the bama shouldn't be here. Fsu got smoked, worst bowl loss ever, literally. Don't try the ooh opt out etc. They didn't belong, full stop. And forget the cheating shtick, unless you have receipts. Yes it's obvious, but they will say sign gate is obvious. just say go blue, and may the best team win.

There's no need to debate anymore, the game's today. If anyone talks shit about our team or our conference, I'll just be telling them that we'll see today who's better, and I don't think they'll like how it turns out

Do you think trash-talking somehow helps Michigan win the game?

Signgate:  Get outta her with "cheating". We had a super fan do some crazy stuff, you had a crazy fan, let's not poison this great game with comparing whose crazy fan did more damage.

Without foul language, I'm useless. But unless some Bama fan starts shish, just be the bigger person.

But if you ever want to resort to cursing, hit me up!

Try out: Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

This is the dumbest thread of the new year

QDAGTB

Trash talking to randoms is always trash.  Promise you, that attractive lady agrees.  Refocus!  Forget about trash talking and GET YOUR GAME ON.  Go do that shit!  LOL

Good luck my friend, save your energy.  We'll need you.

Go Blue, Beat Bama!

Saban is past his prime

Milroe is inaccurate

Bama LB's and DT's are not certain 1st round picks this time

Something about the Heisman pose vs the James Bond pose.

(You'll need to just blanket-ignore Michigan's long tradition of sucking in the Rose Bowl, TCU, the M run game is just OK, and the fact that JJ looked pretty bad since he got dinged up at Penn State.  None of that is relevant...)

You will need to talk slowly and probably need to use the word y'all a lot, like a loooot.

Let the players do the talking with their play on the field.

Try using math, Chaucer and honesty.

Plan B is a diverse family tree and dentistry.

Plan C involves reminders on who won the war and the virtues of education. 

Anticipate befuddlement. 

Just smile and walk on. 

Take the high road.  Two traditional programs meeting in the Granddaddy of them all.

Thank them for coming out to Pasadena - and suggest Michigan & Bama should have a “home & home” - where you invite them to join your tailgate in Ann Arbor.

P.S. - I guess you could always ask… “Who do you think is / was the better coach and why?   Bear or Saban?”  They’ll talk for a while about it.   And, you could also ask - what they think the keys to the game are?

Be polite.. represent Michigan well.  Go Blue!

maybe just try to focus on enjoying yourself...what a game to get to experience!

If you have to ask how to talk trash then you’re not built for that game.

If you see the attractive lady again make it look like you have an involuntary spasm in your arm.

Tell them that your dad can beat up their dad, then when you get home from the playground you can have a Capri Sun and watch Duck Tales. 

Silence can not be misquoted 

Quit drinking & go to bed. 

Why do you feel the need to trash talk? Do you also heckle the comedian? 

Let the final score be your trash talk 

Congratulate them on their team's selection to the playoffs.  

Ask them if they vacation on gulf shores / at Gulf Shores.

If the woman is attractive and both of you are single, ask her if she is the Rose Parade Queen.  Tell her the roses pale in comparison to her radiance.  

Leave out the Alabama education system and state literacy rates.

Yea I don't think calling Saban a cheater is going to go over very well

Just walk around with your nose so stuck up in the air that you don't see any bama fans in the first place.

If you need instructions on how to trash talk, then just don't.

Trash talk after the game and use  “cosanguineous” as your mainstay so you don’t get beaten up.  No one will know what the hell you are saying anyway.

This thread is stupid and should be nuked.