AP: Stalions Filed No Expense Reports w/Michigan
AP’s Larry Lage did a FOIA request to find any expense reports filed by Connor Stalions, and was told no such reports exist, further demonstrating that no other Michigan staffers or coaches were involved in his scheme:
ANN ARBOR, Mich. (AP) — Connor Stalions, the former Michigan staffer at the center of sign-stealing investigation by the NCAA, did not file any expense reports during the 17 months he was formally employed by the football program, according to the school.
The Associated Press filed a Freedom of Information Act request for Stalions’ expense reports while he was employed from May 2022 through Nov. 3, 2023. There are no responsive records, Patricia Sellinger, chief freedom of information officer at the school, replied in an email sent Wednesday.
November 15th, 2023 at 8:50 PM ^
Not to mention, it will be very easy for them to move the goalposts when they're that short.
November 15th, 2023 at 5:43 PM ^
Brutus has three feet or he seriously broke that right ankle.
November 15th, 2023 at 5:47 PM ^
Sparty has his shoes on the wrong feet. To be expected, though.
November 15th, 2023 at 6:35 PM ^
Why is Sparty not wearing jorts? AI is clearly not there yet.
November 16th, 2023 at 1:20 PM ^
^^^ Undervalued Comment ^^^
WENDY
November 15th, 2023 at 5:55 PM ^
That's priceless! Thanks for posting. I'll definitely be adding this to my arsenal of anti- Sparty and anti-Buckeye images.
November 15th, 2023 at 6:17 PM ^
Needs moar neckbeardz.
November 15th, 2023 at 5:15 PM ^
Totally! Glad to see it's the top story on ESPN right now.
Oh, wait...
November 15th, 2023 at 5:57 PM ^
There is no way anyone is going to say “Michigan fans were right”. That is not going to happen
November 15th, 2023 at 6:03 PM ^
Michigan fans were right
November 15th, 2023 at 8:52 PM ^
THAT. JUST. HAPPENED.
November 15th, 2023 at 6:02 PM ^
At this point I’m growing more concerned about the precedent set by the B1G with this initial suspension. If it turns out that UM/Harbaugh are granted the TRO, or if the cumulative infractions do not warrant a suspension from the NCAA, what type of retribution should be applied? You can replace $$ or recruit #s but not the in-game coaching experience that Pettiti is clamoring for. This is absurd and in fact quite dangerous for other coaches in the league.
November 15th, 2023 at 3:48 PM ^
further demonstrating that no other Michigan staffers or coaches were involved in his scheme
That's one interpretation -- and considering how everything else was handled, probably the correct one. However, it's not going to placate anybody -- they'll just claim that he was paid off the books.
November 15th, 2023 at 3:51 PM ^
The beauty of conspiracy theories is that they can't be wrong.
November 15th, 2023 at 3:52 PM ^
Or right.
November 15th, 2023 at 4:12 PM ^
Except the Kennedy thing, there was clearly something going on there.
November 15th, 2023 at 4:30 PM ^
Ted, Robert or John?
November 15th, 2023 at 5:14 PM ^
Yes?
The Knowledge
November 15th, 2023 at 5:03 PM ^
Jackie
November 15th, 2023 at 4:58 PM ^
...there's the aliens thing too...
November 15th, 2023 at 5:55 PM ^
The leap of faith is actually believing Oswald shot Kennedy. That contradicts the testimony of the hundreds of people in Dealey Plaza that day and ignores Oswald's lack of shooting skill.
November 15th, 2023 at 10:13 PM ^
With all these conspiracies how certain are we that the B1G won’t accuse Jim Harbaugh of actually being JFKs assassin while he was in his Mothers womb one month before his birth in December of 1963? I can see Stephen A, all other B1G ADs and OSU supporting media making the case that it’s been proven, end of story and that Coach should be charged with a National Security Breach and immediately jailed and sentenced for such a egregious act as a baby not yet born.
November 15th, 2023 at 10:19 PM ^
For me the greatest leap of faith, and the one that makes the Kennedy Assassination the only "conspiracy theory" I subscribe to, is that for Oswald to have committed the crime, his THIRD SHOT would have to have been the kill shot.
That is nearly impossible with a bolt action rifle firing at the speed necessary for the timing to work. If Oswald did it, he's the luckiest shot in human history.
November 15th, 2023 at 3:58 PM ^
They can certainly be wrong, they just can't always be proven wrong.
November 15th, 2023 at 4:10 PM ^
Evidence disproving the conspiracy theory is further evidence of "how deep it really goes."
November 15th, 2023 at 4:27 PM ^
Remember, Carl Sagan famously said "Extraordinary claims don't require fuckall in the way of evidence."
November 15th, 2023 at 4:31 PM ^
Can’t be proven wrong
November 15th, 2023 at 4:58 PM ^
Conspiracist's Razor: Never attribute to incompetence that which can be sufficiently explained by a byzantine plot to obscure the nefarious actions of shadowy figures.
November 15th, 2023 at 3:57 PM ^
Correct. And my favorite part about that theory is we were clever enough to hide any trace of the team paying Stalions but not clever enough to use somebody else's credit card or venmo.
November 15th, 2023 at 4:21 PM ^
I particularly enjoy that cognitive dissonance
So Michigan ran the sloppiest (possibly) against-the-rules sign stealing operation in the world through Connor Stallions fit with receipts, text messages, etc....but they have covered it up perfectly above Connor. No chance thats reality
November 15th, 2023 at 4:49 PM ^
And no one mentioned how clean the carpets were.
November 15th, 2023 at 3:58 PM ^
Unfortunately, you're never going to placate certain people. Based upon John Harbaugh's statements, this no expense report report, and a lack of new "leaks," it seems pretty clear that there is no provable connection to the coaching staff.
November 15th, 2023 at 4:09 PM ^
Off the books. If that’s how we operated, Burgergate would never have been a thing.
November 15th, 2023 at 5:56 PM ^
This is actually a great point now that Stalions’ lack of expense reports has been confirmed
November 15th, 2023 at 4:15 PM ^
Sure but let's stick to the facts. Or are we only doing that sometimes?
November 15th, 2023 at 4:40 PM ^
Paying him under the table but then he buys tickets in his own name. That doesnt add up. Although, faulty logic hasnt stopped anyone from taking a stance against Michigan in this matter.
November 15th, 2023 at 4:44 PM ^
I think it's obvious what happened. Harbaugh used Jewish space lasers to directly inject cryptocurrency into Stalions' bloodstream. Stalions is now a walking ATM and can buy anything with his biometrics.
Open your eyes sheeple!
November 15th, 2023 at 4:55 PM ^
Ah, so you might say that bag-men were making the payments to reimburse Stalions for his expenses?
November 15th, 2023 at 5:41 PM ^
further demonstrating that no other Michigan staffers or coaches were involved in his scheme
Further demonstrating? When did the media narrative switch to Stallions wasn't paid by Michigan?
November 15th, 2023 at 5:46 PM ^
THE WORST SCANDAL IN THE HISTORY OF THE BIG TEN
- Andy Petitti
November 15th, 2023 at 8:55 PM ^
If they're going to go through the trouble of trying to hide payments, why on Earth would they pay it to an employee? Pay it to one of Stalions's minions and Stalions and it might not get discovered.
November 15th, 2023 at 3:49 PM ^
pete thamel and petitti with the Arthur fist right now.
November 15th, 2023 at 4:04 PM ^
Petite tony will not be pleased
November 15th, 2023 at 4:58 PM ^
Where do we all line up to get our apology blowies from all these buster ass frauds out here?
November 15th, 2023 at 5:47 PM ^
This Arthur Fist? LOL
November 15th, 2023 at 3:49 PM ^
this will get spun to it being an all cash operation funded by harbaugh and therefore even more damning evidence he knew about it