Ryan Day: Third Base Video
Sitting in the Doctor's office I put together a video lampooning Ryan Day and his repeated talking about how tough his team is/was.
You can blame the quality of this video on the slowness of the American Healthcare system along with my weak DaVinci/Photoshop skills. As I left I heard the receptionist humming the Benny Hill theme. When I go back I will apologize.
I attached the video as well as including the youtube link—Did I do this right?
December 8th, 2023 at 2:00 AM ^
I chuckled several times, but I can't even laugh at the buckeye dance circle, averting the eyes is the only answer there. If you and the tiktok guy get together on some work, watch out.
December 8th, 2023 at 2:00 AM ^
You SHOULD apologize to the receptionist! And then my wife!!!
December 9th, 2023 at 12:55 PM ^
I don’t know. Once I start apologizing to wives...
December 8th, 2023 at 2:12 AM ^
Just stop! Stop.
December 8th, 2023 at 4:33 AM ^
Traditionally, it should be ‘Stop. Just stop.’ So, not only does everyone disagree with your position, they also think you are an OSU troll. What a shitty way to start your Friday. Luckily, my Friday ends in 87 mins.
December 8th, 2023 at 7:21 AM ^
Thought you guys were tough and all?
December 8th, 2023 at 7:59 AM ^
Just here to plug the ever increasing evidence behind The Haskins Burrow Curse.
Please file this week’s mass OSU portal out and 5 star recruiting snub onto the growing list.
Some have predicted that 2024 will be a very strong year for The Haskins Burrow Curse.
December 8th, 2023 at 5:21 AM ^
You know I liked it
December 8th, 2023 at 5:36 AM ^
"hey we're a tough team because I am saying that we are tough, and toughness is proven by words, so I will call out a 95 year-old man.... he is hiding, he is scared of our toughness"
December 8th, 2023 at 10:37 AM ^
In my head, Day's "We're tough! diatribe is immediately followed up by Ben Herbert declaring, "Your actions speak so loud that I can't hear what you're saying."
December 8th, 2023 at 6:12 AM ^
well done. loved the harbaugh quote at the end.
and i'll stick by my original comment on the pre-game dance on saturday: day looks like a penguin, and it rivals the loss of dignity that accompanies being the coffee cup in the duncan donut half-time races with the sprinkles donut. i seriously doubt just-for-men will be coaching ohio next year.
December 8th, 2023 at 6:50 AM ^
Being kind of rough on penguins aren’t you? They don’t dye their feathers to be something they are not or wanna be!
December 8th, 2023 at 8:07 AM ^
a penguin having a seizure.... or one that ate a herring laced with meth.
December 8th, 2023 at 8:22 AM ^
I still prefer Brian's "seal on ketamine" description.
December 8th, 2023 at 8:26 AM ^
I think it has hit me. the problem with the video is it is so pathetically, woefully contrived. That dance is not one bit of spontaneous “fun “about it.
December 8th, 2023 at 10:20 AM ^
Don't judge his culture.
December 8th, 2023 at 12:39 PM ^
I am ashamed at some of the responses here. We all need to be more respectful of our rival. While you may make fun of them, I clearly see two displays of OSU's superior toughness -- Ryan Day and his Buckeyes showing out while winning the pre-game dance-off! Teams should cower in fear of the Buckeye's ability to throw down pre-game! Look out Dallas, Texas and the Missouri Tigers. Fear the nuts! At least until kick-off.
December 8th, 2023 at 1:06 PM ^
well, i guess we know who the penguin-lover is in the group....
December 8th, 2023 at 2:16 PM ^
What's not to love? Like Ryan Day they stride fiercely and project toughness.
December 8th, 2023 at 3:41 PM ^
i believe they kept admiral byrd's crew alive, but they didn't love eating them. still, far superior to starving.
December 8th, 2023 at 5:44 PM ^
Your crew would have gone through them like new mown grass. Like Bubba describing types of shrimp.
December 8th, 2023 at 6:40 AM ^
hilarious younused a softball
December 8th, 2023 at 7:23 AM ^
Just admit it, they're tuff, very tuff.
December 8th, 2023 at 8:07 AM ^
he said tuff.... he meant to say "fluff"
December 8th, 2023 at 9:04 AM ^
Now Tuf Borland, he was tough…er tuf, but he graduated.
December 8th, 2023 at 7:35 AM ^
Beautiful, bravo
December 8th, 2023 at 7:51 AM ^
Is this the Friday posbang?
December 8th, 2023 at 7:52 AM ^
I was expecting a 3rd Bass video. Ryan Day definitely gets the gas face.
December 8th, 2023 at 12:25 PM ^
Ryan Day has a little itty-bitty baby cactus. But he can still use it.
December 8th, 2023 at 8:09 AM ^
Love it. Great work
December 8th, 2023 at 8:20 AM ^
Not bad! Benny Hill theme is a good addition to the OSU/Day toughness.
December 8th, 2023 at 8:29 AM ^
Glad you made such good use of your time at Dr.'s office. Well done. I can learn from you. Thanks for sharing.
December 8th, 2023 at 8:39 AM ^
Now that was sterling. I loved the high-speed dance moves. One thing that would fit after the 3B Day on-field interview was a quick outtake of the Howard Dean scream that ended his presidential campaign.
December 8th, 2023 at 9:21 AM ^
how frickin legendary is that third base quote from harbaugh. just the stuff of legends
December 8th, 2023 at 9:30 AM ^
I laugh every time I see, or hear, him carying about being tough. Reminds of a kid I use to know as a child, he would cry, get mad, and then take his stuff and go home when he lost at games.
I laugh at his "Just for Men" beard too!
December 8th, 2023 at 10:10 AM ^
This is really well done! Even Ryan might laugh at it! Maybe 😂
December 8th, 2023 at 10:13 AM ^
I thought it was hilarious, One change I would suggest. Cut the Benny Hill theme as soon as Harbaugh appears (at the end) and maybe add "The Victors" in the background.
December 8th, 2023 at 4:57 PM ^
That is a great idea.
December 8th, 2023 at 10:18 AM ^
I agree with Semaj
December 8th, 2023 at 10:55 AM ^
Hello darkness my old friend...LOL
December 8th, 2023 at 10:57 AM ^
When is Mr. New Hampshire going to challenge Holtz to a fight. "Holtz, take out your dentures and get out of the wheelchair, meet me at the 50 and let me show you Ohio tough!" Day is short many clams in his chowder!!
December 8th, 2023 at 11:21 AM ^
Cannot upvote this enough. Great job!
December 9th, 2023 at 6:42 AM ^
Only thing missing is a group hug with his PI team