College Football Nerds with extreme mental gymnastics
Apologies if the embed didn't work, but link below sighting Michigan caused Hooker tearing his ACL.
https://twitter.com/CFBNerds/status/1717651269026767056?t=uxJrCLtooAg9N6ybgsHJag&s=19
October 26th, 2023 at 9:25 PM ^
More likely than not? Really?
Michigan is more powerful than God, apparently.
October 26th, 2023 at 9:39 PM ^
We're bigger than Jesus.
October 26th, 2023 at 10:37 PM ^
Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith
I was 'round when Jesus Christ
Had his moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that Pilate
Washed his hands and sealed his fate
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game
I stuck around St. Petersburg
When I saw it was a time for a change
Killed the Tzar and his ministers
Anastasia screamed in vain
I rode a tank
Held a general's rank
When the blitzkrieg raged
And the bodies stank
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah
I watched with glee
While your kings and queens
Fought for ten decades
For the gods they made
I shouted out,
"Who killed the Kennedys?"
When after all
It was you and me
Let me please introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
And I laid traps for troubadours
Who get killed before they reach Bombay
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah, get down, hit it
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But what's confusing you
Is just the nature of my game
Just as every cop is a criminal
And all the sinners saints
As heads is tails
Just call me Lucifer
Cause I'm in need of some restraint
So if you meet me
Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy, and some taste
Use all your well-learned politesse
Or I'll lay your soul to waste
Um yeah
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, um yeah
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game
October 26th, 2023 at 11:03 PM ^
+1 for If you meet me have some courtesy.
October 27th, 2023 at 8:46 AM ^
1 of the best songs ever!!
October 26th, 2023 at 11:13 PM ^
We for sure are. We exist. Hail Odin!
October 27th, 2023 at 3:47 AM ^
It was a John Lennon reference
October 27th, 2023 at 4:40 AM ^
Forget it, he's rolling.
October 27th, 2023 at 8:28 AM ^
Don’t you guys get it??? This was all so Joe Milton could take over! Harbaugh loves quarterbacks and what does he always say? Known friends and trusted agents! Think “vast network” not “guys who play for me right now”
Joe Milton is a KFATA so by giving SC the signs they could embarrass Hooker and Milton would have to start! The injury to Hooker was just a red herring!
we have absolute proof of this: when Milton said in an interview earlier this year that he was immature about how he left Michigan. What else could he possibly mean? Why say it now if he wasn’t signaling to Harbaugh??!?
October 27th, 2023 at 12:59 PM ^
John Lennon likes this.
October 26th, 2023 at 11:49 PM ^
Supremely powerful, yet lowest "scUM" of the earth.
Creepier still that we have quite a large Jewish population.
Feels pretty Hitler to me.
October 26th, 2023 at 9:27 PM ^
I generally don't agree with banning people for saying stupid shit. But if they're really trying to blame us for Hooker's ACL, they shouldn't ever be able to post their shitty model on this site ever again.
October 26th, 2023 at 9:29 PM ^
Ban them. Agree completely.
October 26th, 2023 at 11:15 PM ^
You're being too polite. Fuck these nerds. This is some wild shit even for clicks.
Ban them.
October 27th, 2023 at 6:38 AM ^
You don't think this was an attempt at some over the top sarcasm? I don't go to their site, nor do I engage with the Twits or Instagram, or whatever else.
If it's not sarcasm, then fuck'em...
October 27th, 2023 at 9:42 AM ^
The amount of doubling- and tripling-down they do later sure seems like they mean it. Or at least don't think it's weird they're blaming an ACL tear based on comments made on a reddit board run by Florida Gator fans.
October 27th, 2023 at 6:41 AM ^
They have some enablers on this site. Some people have a fascination with posting way-less-than-clever takes from opposing fan bases.
October 27th, 2023 at 9:30 AM ^
But they're nerds! The fact that they never have any idea what they're talking about is endearing!
October 26th, 2023 at 9:56 PM ^
This is some genuinely tin foil hat shit. This whole scandal has broken some people's brains and it's kinda funny to watch
October 26th, 2023 at 10:25 PM ^
Buckeye fans on X are in complete meltdown now that Dan Wetzel et al had to abandon the gloom and doom talk...
October 26th, 2023 at 10:31 PM ^
Wetzel lives in metro Detroit and has a lot of contacts in UM - he’s been more balanced out of all the national reporters throughout this “scandal”
October 27th, 2023 at 12:39 AM ^
Yes, well aware, I am from the area. Both can be true, national reporters are straight up doom and gloom, it gets more clicks and people fired up.
Wetzel gets his digs in also to not look like a homer...
October 26th, 2023 at 10:33 PM ^
If the Isaiah Hole story is on point and the outcome ends up being very little action, get your popcorn ready for the next level brain explosion of overreactions and “M gets away with everything” takes.
That'll be delicious.
October 26th, 2023 at 11:51 PM ^
I honestly feel like this whole thing is going to open up media to libel suits.
I'm not kidding when I say our society needs to start fining people for making extreme unsubstantiated claims against an institution/person etc. on social media.
October 27th, 2023 at 1:33 AM ^
The media took an all out PR campaign by a (likely) rival school (prob OSU) and ran with it for the clicks. Shameful.
October 27th, 2023 at 11:23 AM ^
I agree, Dennis.
But you should have used that same rationale before posting the pedophile comment on today's Friday POSBANG thread. Please see the note I just posted in the Mod Sticky thread. Your account will be reinstated next Thursday.
October 26th, 2023 at 11:51 PM ^
I’ve spent more time than I should probably admit on the /CFB threads. If and when the findings come out and actions are limited, that will be must see viewing.
October 27th, 2023 at 11:04 AM ^
Are you saying that Harbaugh took his 3 game suspension time to finish his own manifesto, where is elaborate sign stealing can control all wins and losses this season?
I thought he was just working chains for his kids game, but this makes way more sense.
October 26th, 2023 at 10:06 PM ^
I thought nerds were supposed to be smart? These dudes are fucking morans.
October 27th, 2023 at 10:02 AM ^
"Get a brian, Moran."
October 27th, 2023 at 10:14 AM ^
Not necessarily. See, e.g., the FTX trial.
October 26th, 2023 at 10:09 PM ^
Generally, I have much more admiration for nerds than I do these guys. They aren't true nerds. They are like the offspring of a nerd that mated with Pete Thamel.
October 27th, 2023 at 11:07 AM ^
They're "nerds" like the candy Nerds: sour and a little chalky.
October 27th, 2023 at 7:04 AM ^
I read the OP and assumed this was a joke. It's ... not?
October 27th, 2023 at 8:03 AM ^
Objection! Extreme speculation.
October 26th, 2023 at 9:25 PM ^
Shit, they're really onto us. I hope we've done a better job of covering our connections with Lee Harvey Oswald and Sirhan Sirhan.
October 26th, 2023 at 9:40 PM ^
WD was on the grassy knoll.
October 26th, 2023 at 10:14 PM ^
According to an anonymous source.
October 26th, 2023 at 11:05 PM ^
No. That was Stalion’s dad.
October 26th, 2023 at 9:26 PM ^
So we were able to decode Tennessee's signals while South Carolina was not.
Then we traded that information to South Carolina for Georgia's signs
So we couldn't figure out Georgia's signs but USC could. And USC couldnt figure out UT's signs except being on the schedule all year , but we could?
What?
October 26th, 2023 at 9:27 PM ^
No, for some reason, Michigan obviously feared playing Tennessee in the playoff despite the fact that they had decoded their signals so well that South Carolina could beat them.
This is next-level tinfoil hat crap.
October 27th, 2023 at 12:52 AM ^
We are so fucking good we beat teams we aren’t even playing with mediocre players. We are Illuminati gods
October 27th, 2023 at 6:35 AM ^
Every upset that has ever happened in the history of football is because Harbaugh stole signs.
October 27th, 2023 at 11:16 AM ^
Didn't necessarily fear playing Tennessee in the playoffs. Michigan feared Tennessee would get into the playoffs ahead of them as a one-loss team (if they lost to Ohio State).
October 27th, 2023 at 11:57 AM ^
Michigan wasn't getting into the playoffs last year as a one-loss team, and the only people who believed otherwise were a few delusional fans and, IIRC, Sam Webb. They had one qualify win prior to that game -- PSU. They didn't play anybody else with a pulse -- same as this year.
October 26th, 2023 at 9:27 PM ^
And they wonder why they’re incels …..
October 26th, 2023 at 9:27 PM ^
These guys are fucking idiots. Stop posting them.
October 26th, 2023 at 11:07 PM ^
But it’s FUNNY. Precisely because they are fucking idiots.