One Frame At A Time: Nebraska
It was a game made for GIFs: a points-in-all-three-phases blowout with two expressive coaches and you don't have to hear Tim Bra--
Hold on, do you still work here?
I think so! I'm evidently using the company rhetorical device.
That's dehumanizing.
I'm sorry. Anyway, I couldn't let something like Donovan Peoples-Jones proving me oh-so-right about the punt returner situation pass by without making an appea--
JUST POST THE GIF.
Are you my alter ego or Brian's? Either way, you make a point.
Hot damn.
Hot damn.
[Hit THE JUMP for more hot damn.]
THE FULL ALBUM
HONORABLE MENTION
STARING DEEP INTO YOUR SOUL WITH EYES THAT SAY "I TOOK SOME MYSTERY PILLS LAST NIGHT."
8-Ball the Murderwolf is hilarious and clearly a good luck charm, don't @ me.
15. Lord, Never Let Me Make Don Brown This Angry
Note the score.
If my lip-reading is correct (it is), Brown also took issue with the Khaleke Hudson targeting ejection.
14. Release, Snag, Toe-Drag
That's damn pretty, Nico Collins.
13. Damn The Muff Rule
Still fun, though. Absolute wreckage from Jake McCurry.
12. Lawrence Marshall Saves The Day (Okay, First Quarter)
Great to see a Michigan kid who could've easily decided the slog to playing time wasn't worth it make a huge play in front of the home crowd.
11. Frostfaces
The slumped head of early resignation:
The pursed lips of late disgust:
Bonus: Husker defender perplexed by scoreboard.
10. Bright Side/Pit Check
So, I originally cut this GIF shorter, only focused on the Nebraska fan looking on the bright side of life. Then a couple twitter followers pointed out the man on the left, and... I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry.
9. THWATSON
Hint of a Woodson shoulder shimmy in there.
8. OL' MURDERFFENCE
Bo.
Is.
So.
Proud.
Sorry. BO IS SO PROUD.
7. Higdon To The House/DPJ Safety Killer
He looks healthy.
Bonk.
6. Eat Your Heart Out
I'm very glad this was an insane rip-own-heart-out celebration instead of an insane bite-the-pin-from-a-grenade celebration because you gotta throw that thing, man.
5. Too Slow
Maybe this is why Patterson doesn't always throw to the ent.
4. Volleyball Safety
A deeply weird play but in a great way.
3. Rashan Gary Is Terrifying
No options.
"Maybe if we roll the pocke-- oh."
2. Devin Bush Is Terrifying
Nowhere to run.
Nowhere to hide.
FRAMES OF THE GAME: VINDICAAAAAAATIOOOOOOOON
Broadcast angle:
Replay that emphasizes the absurd explosiveness of DPJ's cross-field cut:
The spin, enhanced:
He can keep the job.
September 25th, 2018 at 10:41 AM ^
Welcome back, Ace!
September 25th, 2018 at 10:44 AM ^
Been missing this feature this season. Glad you are feeling up to it Ace.
September 25th, 2018 at 11:54 AM ^
Yes, welcome back, Ace! Thanks for this highlight reel!
September 25th, 2018 at 12:45 PM ^
QFT. That is all.
September 25th, 2018 at 10:43 AM ^
Welcome back! We've been missing this post all season long. I hope all is well.
Scott Frost hanging his head early on was my initial favorite, until I laughed out loud watching one of our own have a weird approach to the smelfie. The worst part is his creepy smile after he smells himself.
September 25th, 2018 at 10:48 AM ^
Was literally just thinking this morning, "One of the things I miss most about Ace's leave is the One Frame at a Time series." I feel better now.
September 25th, 2018 at 10:49 AM ^
The guy on the left ?
September 25th, 2018 at 12:57 PM ^
The smelfie is an all-timer. How about a thread of our greatest fan-react gifs? We have some doozies.
September 25th, 2018 at 10:52 AM ^
Ace!! Yes!!!!
September 25th, 2018 at 10:53 AM ^
In the spirit of gifs being silly/ridiculous things, rather than just simply highlights, my two favorite are pit check and eat your heart out.
September 25th, 2018 at 10:53 AM ^
Nice, thank you!
September 25th, 2018 at 10:53 AM ^
Welcome back Ace! Thank you for this!
Devin Bush continues to make me love college football. Damn he is fun to watch. Absolutely amazing kid. His speed and aggression is out of this world.
September 25th, 2018 at 8:12 PM ^
Devin Bush brings down RBs like lions bring down gazelles. I swear I've seen that move on National Geographic.
September 25th, 2018 at 10:53 AM ^
Nice! Glad you're back.
September 25th, 2018 at 10:55 AM ^
Great day getting a post from Ace. Don Brown losing his mind up 46-0 takes the cake for me.
September 25th, 2018 at 11:35 AM ^
You never discard the principles of interscholastic competition. The ticky-tacky calls against Michigan and the egregious ones not called against Nebraska are unforgivable from a coaching perspective-no matter what the score.
September 25th, 2018 at 10:56 AM ^
ACE!!!!
September 25th, 2018 at 11:00 AM ^
Awesome Job Ace! Thanks!
September 25th, 2018 at 11:12 AM ^
So even if they that that weird mascot thing become official it wouldn't be half as creepy as the new Flyers mascot, so we're good.
September 25th, 2018 at 11:17 AM ^
ACE! GIFS! AHHHHHHH! Welcome back!
September 25th, 2018 at 11:25 AM ^
#13 - I don't get this one, the ball never hits the ground.
Is the issue that returner never possessed the ball? I mean, if the defender rips the ball out of the returner's hands during the run back, he could advance that right?
But in this case the ball is dead because the returner never possessed it first? Usually you see the returner drop the ball and Thomas would have picked it up off the ground. That, I get.
Also, welcome back Ace!!!
September 25th, 2018 at 11:34 AM ^
Yes, that's specifically the issue. A fumble can be advanced; a muff cannot. The difference is that a fumble requires possession.
September 25th, 2018 at 11:47 AM ^
I was just looking this up. You are correct. If the ball is possessed, then fumbled, it can be advanced. But if the ball is only touched, then it can be recovered, but not advanced. Same as an onside kick.
I have not been able to figure out why this is. It seems like one of those rules that just is. Does anyone know the logic behind it?
September 25th, 2018 at 12:26 PM ^
My only thought only applies to punts. If the receiver drops it there will always be two-ish defenders waiting for the ball. By the design of the play there’s no receiving team blockers behind the ball. So if the receiver muffs it there’s an extraordinary and disproportionate possibility that a touchdown will be scored because, by design, there’s no one there to stop them. So, from that perspective you could argue it’s an unfair advantage to be allowed to advance it. I don’t agree with that, but it is a consideration.
Thst said I can’t wrap my head around why the rule also applies to an onside kick. I would think the reasoning would be the same for all types of kicks, so I’m probably wrong as to why.
September 25th, 2018 at 11:29 AM ^
This is my favorite material that gets posted here. Really, really missed these. Also missed the gfycat URLs. Also missed ace.
September 25th, 2018 at 11:29 AM ^
Welcome Back ACE!
September 25th, 2018 at 11:29 AM ^
That is the best part of the week - Having you (and that section) back!
September 25th, 2018 at 11:33 AM ^
Good to see you Ace.
32 making 2 blocks 35 yds apart on 9 punt return Great.
September 25th, 2018 at 11:43 AM ^
I already shared this on another thread, but playing backyard football with my eight year old he said, "I want to be like that one guy. Run. Run. Run.... Run. Run. Run. Spin."
September 25th, 2018 at 11:47 AM ^
The slumped head of early resignation was by far my favorite. I just love it.
thanks Ace, hope you are feeling better.
September 25th, 2018 at 11:51 AM ^
I've probably watched the DPJ return 50 times and Glasgow's hustle is wild.
Rushes the punter, comes back to make a key block around the 45, ends up back in front of DPJ near the goal line ready to make a block if necessary to get him in.
September 25th, 2018 at 12:37 PM ^
I thought Glasgow saw DPJ had it and was real light on the last seal to avoid any possibility of a flag, too. So not just a madman, a wise madman.
I think the esteemed Dr. and Mrs. Glasgow are out of sons so we'll have to hope for the next generation giving us something like nine Glasgows matriculating through from 2038-2050.
September 25th, 2018 at 1:02 PM ^
I see your Bulloughs and I raise you Glasgows.
September 25th, 2018 at 11:54 AM ^
Thanks Seth! Well done.
September 25th, 2018 at 11:56 AM ^
Welcome back Ace.
September 25th, 2018 at 12:01 PM ^
So. Much. Awesome.
September 25th, 2018 at 12:08 PM ^
Aaaaaaace!!! Welcome back!!!
September 25th, 2018 at 12:11 PM ^
Welcome back, Ace!
September 25th, 2018 at 12:19 PM ^
"But you said our child would be mascot!"
September 25th, 2018 at 12:26 PM ^
Bush blowing up the screen pass reminds me of him destroying the tackle doughnut.
September 25th, 2018 at 12:41 PM ^
Thanks Ace - good to "see" you.
September 25th, 2018 at 12:46 PM ^
Welcome back Ace! I've missed the gifs, glad you're back up and running (or close enough to it to enjoy giffing a game like this).
September 25th, 2018 at 12:48 PM ^
Welcome back, Ace!
September 25th, 2018 at 12:56 PM ^
Devin Bush is indeed terrifying.
September 25th, 2018 at 1:02 PM ^
Love the handoff to the ref in the last Ben Mason clip. Good stuff, Ace!
September 25th, 2018 at 1:04 PM ^
After he scores Bench Mason just seems like he's in a hurry to go find somebody else to hit.
September 25th, 2018 at 1:04 PM ^
Good to see you back for a bit Ace!
As awesome as the DPJ return was, I'm going with the Chase high-step/strut on the Bush tackle with my vote in the pretend poll. Just peak weird Chase.
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