jake mccurry

[Patrick Barron]

Previously: The Story. Podcast 12.4A, 12.4B, 12.4C. Quarterback. Running Back.

Depth Chart

WR Yr. WR Yr. SLOT Yr. SPREAD H Yr.
Ronnie Bell Jr. Cornelius Johnson So. Mike Sainristil So. Chris Evans Sr.*
Roman Wilson Fr. Erick All So. Giles Jackson So. Giles Jackson So.
Jake McCurry Sr. Nate Schoenle Sr.* AJ Henning Fr. AJ Henning Fr.

One of the problems about writing a preview during a pandemic is sometimes you spend most of your time ranting about how the guy averaging 12.2 yards a target should get more targets, and then that guy opts out of the season. The silver lining for readers is that this post does not contain five thousand words that boil down to THROW IT TO NICO YOU BASTARDS.

When you've got three potential seniors and they all hit the eject button you're going to be a little shorthanded, and Michigan is. The good news is that Josh Gattis has been busy recruiting meep meep and some of these roadrunners are no longer freshmen.

Also the leading receiver is back, if only everyone would stop muttering about it.

[After THE JUMP: Photon crew assemble]

please throw it to the giant floating kung fu guys a lot [Patrick Barron]

Previously: Podcast 11.0A, Podcast 11.0B, Podcast 11.0C. The Story. Quarterback. Running Back.

Depth Chart

WR Yr. WR Yr. SLOT Yr. SPREAD H Yr.
Nico Collins Jr. Donovan Peoples-Jones Jr. Mike Sainristil Fr. Mike Sainristil Fr.
Tarik Black So.* Ronnie Bell So. Ronnie Bell So. Giles Jackson Fr.
Cornelius Johnson Fr. Nate Schoenle Jr.* Jake McCurry So.* George Johnson III Fr.

It's payoff time for Michigan's best-ever WR recruiting class, even if Oliver Martin slipped back to Iowa City. Michigan has some dudes. Established dudes.

In addition to the dudes Michigan has injured dudes and leaping dudes and a freshman dude or two. They've also added a dude to coach these dudes—Josh Gattis, a guy with a superior track record as a WR coach. Gattis is also the OC, so maybe Michigan's leading receiver will finish with more yards than at least one of Bama's top 5 guys. I'm saying there's a chance.

Throw the ball!  Throw it a lot! Texas Tech!

[After THE JUMP: Three amigos. Four amigos? Five?]

It was a game made for GIFs: a points-in-all-three-phases blowout with two expressive coaches and you don't have to hear Tim Bra--

Hold on, do you still work here?

I think so! I'm evidently using the company rhetorical device.

That's dehumanizing.

I'm sorry. Anyway, I couldn't let something like Donovan Peoples-Jones proving me oh-so-right about the punt returner situation pass by without making an appea--

JUST POST THE GIF.

Are you my alter ego or Brian's? Either way, you make a point.

Hot damn.

Hot damn.

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strike me down and i will become more powerful than... aw, hamburgers. can I interest you in a pterodactyl?