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Clemson

I'm getting real tired of Bama. Saban can't retire soon enough (although I don't want that to open the door for Mr. Meyer and the Buckeyes...here's hoping for some family time and a move to ND)

Given that Mirror Lake was just drained

I'd go with "Mirror Lake is a drainage ditch"

I'll Take Wiscy 17-14

Camp Randall at night will catch the baby buckeyes

Looks like this idiotic rivalry...

is just getting started.

Let's Go!

Get HYPE!

HOVA

CHYEAH.

"...We also are not allowed to have dick." But then how will I remeber Harambe?!

Let's see...

MSU -  I feel like the win % is higher if they have at least 2 losses...at that point all the power of DISRESPEK is gone. That is entirely possible this year.

OSU - I want them undefeated. I want their absolute best. A win against OSU is a win against OSU, but I want Urban to feast on cold...Donatoes? in the bowels of the 'Shoe. Humiliated in their house. If the pizaa results in "chest pains" followed by another stint at ESPN followed by a change in job to Notre Dame...all the sweeter. Especially since we'll be seeing those Fig Things sooner than not.

I like it when it's summery

I mean, we're talking about when it's warm and the suns out and stuff, right?

Responses

10. Use goal line technology.

Since this was in place for the World Cup, there is no reason not to do this.

9. Offsides is reviewable on goals.

This should be a no-brainer and could easily be done with a combo of review and the same technology also used for goal line tech and would not require a change to stoppage time rules

8. Stop the clock when people are injured. 

I like the idea

 

7. Yellow cards for being Pepe.

This needs to be done. 

6. Dump Financial Fair Play and replace it with… I don't know. 

Might as well try and fix the NCAA paying players...but it should somehow be dealt with

 

5. Allow refs some discretion on PKs.

Sounds good

4. Free kicks resulting from fouls that draw yellow cards should be more dangerous.

Meh. Maybe, but it's fine how it is.

 

3. No shootouts in finals.

I have mixed feeling on shootouts, I like the drama, but it is fundamentally different than the actual game. If there was a way to implement something akin to College Football overtime, they should do that. Something like you get the ball at the 3/4 field mark, and have 3 minutes to score. If you don't the other team gets the same attempt.

2. All throw ins must have a totally rad flip before them. 

Lol.

 

1. Teams have the option of putting a guy on field with skates. Offsides does not apply to him. Goals he scores count double

Neg away boys

I don't like Hockey

Brad Ausmus is doing a fine job

Amer's is dollar for dollar better than Zingermann's

Chemtrails are real, maaaaaaaaan

Yesterday, you said tomorrow, don't let your dreams be memes, don't meme your dreams be beams, jet fueld won't melt tomorrow's memes, don't let your steel memes be jet dreams.

Your MGoPoints...

Hmmm...something something unsigned int overflow?

I deserve this, so bring it on

I was born in Ohio

Franco's is the place for Italian

and it's right on the other side of Dublin Pub. I'd also recommend grabbing some La Rosa's pizza (or if you want a super secret local joint, go to a Marion's pizza, that's where it's at).

He already played QB

And I was really hoping he'd throw that TD.

Here's what blows my mind

Harbaugh has been more than a few steps ahead of everyone. He's completely changing the game. Urban Meyer and Nick Saban better get used to sleeping in bunk beds at recruits' houses or get used to losing recruits. Harbaugh already has phase 10 planned, and I cannot even imagine what it may be. Will he be piloting a zeppelin across the country? Having practice with NFL teams? Only time will tell.

We need to get really weird with this

Mario Lopez in the A.C. Slater wrestling singlet

Drew Carey

Jim Carey

Kirk Herbstreit (cause that'd just be wrong)

Dennis Anderson driver of the Grave Digger Monster Truck

A video of Beyonce (just like at UTL 2)

One of Jim's rap BFF's (let's get Weezy out there)

Bo Jackson

That's not apples and oranges

It's what my physics professor called "trying to add apples and goats"

Dude

Darth Vader went to Michigan. We are the Dark Side.

It's like "The Play"

So improbable so as to be written by Fate. It will make Harbaugh Revenge Tour 2016 oh so sweet.

Personally

The North Side endzone megatron is the way to go. While the South Side requires no neck bend from my seat, it's smaller.

I'll be at the Big House

Can I watch it there?

24-12

1969

If you are walking to the game

you will pass many stalls selling them on your way to the big house. You may have to duck into Mr. Spots to change your shirt though.

Checking in

See you there!

This, "THAT", etc.

It's full speed ahead, don't look back. The past is in the past. Harbaugh was oddly prescient when talking about Rafiki.

Everything Jim does

Makes me happier that this man is our coach. Enthusiasm unknown to mankind.

I'd invite him to a backyard barbeque

but I'd ignore pretty much anything he has to say about football.

1. While technically a

1. While technically a "victory formation" style snap is probably the easiest, least fumble probability type snap, or even a shotgun snap, there's a reason why punting is "generally regarded as safe", so I have absolutely no issue punting, esp. when O'Neill is such a good punter

2. When you refuse to use a spread punt, you forfeit any opinion on punting forever

3. When you only send 10 men on the field for a punt, you forfeit any opinion on punting forever

4. If we were able to go back in time and ask every coach in the nation what you do in that situation, I guarantee you they all punt

5. There's no point in talking about this anymore. The one in a million happened. You flipped a coin and it landed on its side. I lost a tennis match in high school double faulting on match point cause a raquet string broke. Shit happens. You move on.

It technically doesn't matter

But right now the collective flexing that Sparty is doing is more than they did last year, and this game was completely different. Tainting that win will just make the entire game that much stupider.

Swear replacements are at least 10x funnier

A grown man saying "Cheese and Crackers!" or "Son of a Biscuit!" is just hysterical for some reason. Do it Ace!

Is there an official equivalent of a reddit-thread bet

wherein any time an official speaks at all, they must start by saying

"Hello, my name is _____ and I am a very bad ref that doesn't understand the game"

Might cut down on dumb penalties.

I completely agree

Next year, I want nothing in the way of emotion. No celebration. Nothing. Get a touchdown, give the ball to the official. Sack the QB, return to the line of scrimmage. 100% focus. Steel in the spine like a terminator, and a terminator shows no emotion or mercy.

As Harbaugh walks off the field, he shakes Dantonios hand and says "A football game just occured."

Harbaugh Revenge Tour 2015

24 - 3

24 - 3 Michigan

Simple. Effective.

write down:

11/21

11/28

and scratch out 11/21

Winter came early this year

Winter came early this year

Defer

Peppers runs it back to start the second half, making the score 28-0.

Happy Friday

and welcome back home. Always good to be back!

Shutouts keep coming

13 - 0, Michigan.

We won't see Peppers until 2nd half MSU

and then, only if things are looking like we need to break some plays. He'll go in for OSU. That's when you go all in. Although at that point, the playoff picture will be shaping up, so maybe we save him for the playoffs... /s

Harbaugh is much better at this than we are, I'm just going to enjoy the ride.

Thank you Ace

You're the real MVP.

Over/Under on getting Special K to crank this?

It's just crazy enough to be plausible

But I'm not getting my hopes up.

I want this to happen so bad.

If we beat BYU on Saturday

and if Utah beats Oregon, we may crack the top-25 in the AP poll.

Coaches will still have Auburn ranked.

Yeah...No...

Fragile (season-ending injuries past EVERY season)

Already have O'Korn, Gentry (one of those two will start) and maybe Speight

Why Ann Arbor?

Excited

and the fact that we'll be back by then will make it all the better.

First games are 12:00

and I would bet on 3:30...it should be a pretty big game, and middle of October 3:30 will be warmer.

It will increase their risk of spontaneous combustion

as well as increase the number of free-radicals produced in their bodies.

Never look past an opponent

That being said you can make a gameplan to specifically work on specific aspects of your game e.g. stretching the field over check-downs, opening holes in the line. That's not looking ahead, that's sharpening the blade.

We'll need a sharp blade for BYU.

Always beware of the bartender

They are always looking to overserve you. Remain ever vigilant!

Never look ahead

Your opponent is your opponent. Grind out each week like it's the most important game in the world.

 

Sorry to hear aobut the UNLV QB. You always want to play your opponent at their strongest to show how strong you are.