Monday Negbang Thread

Submitted by Joseph_P_Freshwater on

It's monday, which means another week of doing stupid work things. Let's get this off to a good start with a Negbang. Heres some things you should hate me for:

 

  • I'd rather watch Daddy Daycare than read another Draftgeddon post
  • MSU deserved to be in the CFB playoffs
  • I don't like Shamrock Shakes
  • Trump 2016
  • Magnus' scouting reports are mediocre at best
  • I like WD's apparel threads
  • Aerosmith is shit
  • Shane Morris should be first string, running a spread offense
  • Brady Hoke made good game time decisions
  • Skim milk > 2%

 

I hope your week is as terrible as mine. NEG ME

LSA Aught One

May 9th, 2016 at 6:34 AM ^

Never watched Star Wars (any of them)

Think GoT is dumb

Thought Breaking Bad was terrible

Die-hard Hillary supporter

Brought up politics even though I know the rules

Jimmy John's > zingermann's

Backroom > Jet's > Cottage Inn

East Quad girls > Sorority Girls

Neg away

JTrain

May 9th, 2016 at 6:43 AM ^

JP muthaf*kn FW. Spread that hate bro.

Eric Hipple was one of the best lion qb's ever.
Bill Lambeer was the greatest pure athlete EVER. PERIOD. He would demolish the sparq record. Wouldn't even be close.
I like Clinton (Bill .. Not that crazy lady he's married too).
Star Wars is boring.
I rooted for the Bucks last year against staee.



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TrueBlue2003

May 9th, 2016 at 4:04 PM ^

about Michigan, you HAD to root for the bucks in that game last year.  So does that mean you get a +1 for that? But does that mean you failed the negbang should thus get a -1, which brings you back to negbang intent? These negbangs can get awfully circular.

mgobleu

May 9th, 2016 at 6:46 AM ^

I feel like this is a thinly veiled attempt to be able to air political/social grievances on the board but cover it with "haha, it's just a negbang."

M-Dog

May 9th, 2016 at 9:28 AM ^

Until proven otherwise, Meyer is a better college football coach than Harbaugh.  And nothing has been proven yet.

So shut the fuck up about how Harbaugh is going to dominate Meyer until he actually, you know, does it.

 

The Fugitive

May 9th, 2016 at 7:09 AM ^

our wedding registry is stupid - I hate everything on it. the gifts we are getting are even worse. I got season tickets but don't want to go to 5 fucking games in a row. dammit Brian, post the Florida UFR. WD still has wet dreams.

jdon

May 9th, 2016 at 7:17 AM ^

you guys suck at negbangs...

evidence?  I just downvoted everyone and most people had no negs...  weak.

get out there and neg!

The Mad Hatter

May 9th, 2016 at 9:33 AM ^

I expected misery and that is exactly what I received.

I will say that Indy is nicer than I expected it to be, although we were in a pretty wealthy area (Bloomfield / Birmingham / GP like).

Plenty of meth-tooth cashiers at gas stations and the like though.

mgobleu

May 9th, 2016 at 7:44 AM ^

Ok then, I'll play. Mark Dantonio will be remembered as a better coach than Harbaugh, and he and Tom Izzo make some compelling arguments on why MSU is better/classier/deserves respect. WD is more significant than Brian and is the real reason mgoblog is successful. He also single handedly removed Dave Brandon and SuperGuide will surpass mgoblog within weeks of its launch. Joe Paterno was the victim of a witch hunt. Charlie Weis: lace thong. Let your imagination run wild. Liberalism is a mental disorder and the university of Michigan is proof. GoT glorifies rape and incest and you're going to hell if you watch it. I refuse to educate myself about breast cancer because f**k awareness. Hillary Clinton is a criminal and the ugliest dog I've ever seen with the most annoying bark I've ever heard. If you think Bernie Sanders and socialism are a good idea, you are a retard. Donald Trump supporters are mouth breathing, sheep humping, cooler squatters. Diabetics are all just fatties who can't maintain a proper diet. Pot is a gateway drug and should never be legalized. Autism is totally no big deal and people should just stop bitching. Nurses are wanna-be doctors but really are just brainless sluts that you can have anonymous sex with. Flint's water is/was fine. People just needed something to get upset about. California sucks. Do your thing, San Andreas fault...

teldar

May 9th, 2016 at 9:19 AM ^

I'm not gonna have sex with you. However, that is maybe true for some of the more depresssd/crazy portion. There is definitely a fair number of unbalanced nurses out there. Not sure their numbers are representative of the general female population, but i don't think so. And I've got to day i don't think the actual nurses are wanna be doctors. Probably the ones who shouldn't be are, one who don't want to be, could. But i do think national leadership of nursing wants nurses to be more like doctors. But that's a multifaceted discussion.

JTrain

May 9th, 2016 at 11:48 AM ^

Well I'm a murse (Murse = male nurse)...and i sure the fuck wouldn't have sex with you.
I bet if I banged your wife though she'd want to throw stones at you after we got done...



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