Richard Johson (SI) Tweets Photo of Our Stolen Sign Sheets
https://x.com/RJ_cfb/status/1721934657132900552?s=20
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November 7th, 2023 at 12:31 PM ^
The plot is dickening.
November 7th, 2023 at 12:35 PM ^
It is a post from Richard Johnson. I see what you did there
November 7th, 2023 at 12:48 PM ^
You know, in the pantheon of unfortunately coincidental names like that, I'd rather be a Richard Johnson than a Mike Hunt. For example.
November 7th, 2023 at 1:01 PM ^
Nice to meet you, I'm Buster. Buster Hymen.
November 7th, 2023 at 3:29 PM ^
Great to meet you, Buster. Harry is my name… Harry Cannon.
November 7th, 2023 at 1:02 PM ^
The gynecologist who delivered one of my kids is named Peter Johnson.
November 7th, 2023 at 1:04 PM ^
My father, a 1947 UM grad, had a fraternity brother named Richard Dick. His nickname was Double Dick.
True story.
November 7th, 2023 at 2:34 PM ^
I had a STSCS (Senior Chief) in the Navy named Richard Head. He went by Richard. He was pretty cool, actually...
November 7th, 2023 at 3:59 PM ^
Back in the day there was a businessman in Ann Arbor named Richard Kiss. AKA Kiss, Dick.
November 7th, 2023 at 1:15 PM ^
I went to high school with a Mike Hunt and a Julie Snoddy.
I also had wisdom teeth removed by Dr. Fear.
November 7th, 2023 at 2:04 PM ^
I had a foot doctor named . . . Doctor Footer.
And a tax accountant who's initials are C.P.A.
November 7th, 2023 at 2:17 PM ^
Do (or did) you live in Cincinnati? My sister's dentist is Dr. Fear.
November 7th, 2023 at 2:42 PM ^
Dr. Dalbert Fear and his daughter Dr. Alena Fear are in Ann Arbor.
November 7th, 2023 at 2:20 PM ^
I know Dr. Fear. Was gonna have an extraction by him, but the name scared me off. True story.
November 7th, 2023 at 2:41 PM ^
I have actually had extractions by BOTH Dr. Fears'
Dr. Dalbert Fear pulled one of my wisdom teeth.
Dr. Alena Fear (Dalbert's daughter) pulled my two lower wisdom teeth.
November 7th, 2023 at 1:23 PM ^
The guy who took out my wife's gall bladder was named Richard Dock, I shit you not.
November 7th, 2023 at 1:29 PM ^
When I was a little tike, my two doctors (in the same office in Bay City) were named Dr. Hurt & Dr Chute) pronounced shoot. I was scared to death of going to the Doctor as a young boy.
November 7th, 2023 at 2:27 PM ^
He should have been a plastic surgeon who specialized in penis lengthening surgeries.
"Hi, I'm the DICK DOCK and I'm here to help you".
November 7th, 2023 at 1:40 PM ^
Ahh yes good ole Peter Johnson. He was hilariously suspended for sticking his peter in a few patients and coworkers. I mean it was inevitable.
November 7th, 2023 at 1:14 PM ^
How about Peter Richard Johnson?
November 7th, 2023 at 1:39 PM ^
I know a Richard Handler. That was a poor choice.
Also had a Harry Thye in my high school. But I'm not sure anything tops Cardinal Sin, former Archbishop of Manila.
November 7th, 2023 at 2:54 PM ^
There was a Peter Handler who ran for Michigan Student Assembly when I was a student
November 7th, 2023 at 1:00 PM ^
Once worked with a guy named Dick Rising. Seriously. His given name is Richard, but he chose to go with "Dick."
November 7th, 2023 at 1:14 PM ^
My dad worked with a guy named Dick Funk. He was an alcoholic.
November 7th, 2023 at 1:14 PM ^
Maybe some of you younger whipper snappers wont remember but in the early 80's a guy named Dick Headlee ran for Michigan governor. Signs all over the place. Was comedy.
In San Diego here a guy named Dick Ryder ran for congress bunch of years ago. Needless to say all his yard signs were stolen and put up in every dudes apartment windows with a Wanted sign to accompany it.
November 7th, 2023 at 1:17 PM ^
Bought a truck once from a guy named Richard Weed. Also worked with a guy named Dick Hunter.
November 7th, 2023 at 1:19 PM ^
Once worked with a guy named Dick Rising. Seriously. His given name is Richard, but he chose to go with "Dick."
Honestly, I'd do the same thing. One name is MUCH cooler than the other.
November 7th, 2023 at 1:24 PM ^
I'd probably go with Rich.
November 7th, 2023 at 1:58 PM ^
hell yeah, lean into it and own it, brother Dick.
November 7th, 2023 at 2:21 PM ^
So would I. Chick magnet.
November 7th, 2023 at 1:09 PM ^
Richard Johnson....grandchild of Deepthroat?
November 7th, 2023 at 3:20 PM ^
I always liked the name Craven Moorhead. I actually know a woman whose name is Anita Cox!
November 7th, 2023 at 12:36 PM ^
Tucker coming enters chat
November 7th, 2023 at 1:03 PM ^
don't worry it doesn't fade in to the scene you fear it might
November 7th, 2023 at 1:01 PM ^
It gives me a Dickens, reminiscent of Charles
November 7th, 2023 at 1:12 PM ^
Wish I had more upvotes to give you. Probably Outkast's best song.
November 7th, 2023 at 1:09 PM ^
Have you ever noticed that Peter O'Toole has a double-phallic name?
--Groucho Marx
November 7th, 2023 at 1:17 PM ^
Dad had a friend in college named Dick Siemen.......
November 7th, 2023 at 1:22 PM ^
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November 7th, 2023 at 1:51 PM ^
I always get a chuckle out of the Dick Katcher award. Don't worry, it's totally safe for work!
November 7th, 2023 at 12:33 PM ^
The documents show that the collusion dated back to at least 2020, and was ongoing as of last year.
If Stalions using unaffiliated third-parties to gather signs in-person violated the NCAA rules, I don't see how this possibly could not also be against the rules.
November 7th, 2023 at 12:38 PM ^
The only difference is the (alleged) use of smart phones to record. Personally, in a world where TV broadcasts and all-22 is made universally available, I think the difference is trivial.
November 7th, 2023 at 12:41 PM ^
The distilled information is more useful than the raw material, though. If the concern is competition, this is a much bigger problem.
November 7th, 2023 at 12:42 PM ^
I agree it's not a material difference, merely technical. And as far as the material goes, multiple teams colluding is vastly worse than 1 guy essentially creating a gig economy for scouting.
November 7th, 2023 at 12:53 PM ^
Collusion, Conspiracy... Columbus. The "C" words - not a good association.
And - going back to 2020, is very interesting.
November 7th, 2023 at 1:46 PM ^
True, but C is for cookie. That’s good enough for me.
November 7th, 2023 at 1:06 PM ^
Which is more valuable? Blurry video taken from the 30th row with an I-phone, or a detailed list of signals that tell you exactly which play will be run? Does this not constitute advanced in-person scouting? The hypocrisy of this bunch is in the extreme.
November 7th, 2023 at 1:55 PM ^
It is certainly in-person scouting (by proxy). But what is more concerning is the fact that it is an approach that not everyone can apply. If indeed the entire rest of the B1G is colluding against us, there is no way that Michigan can glean similar insights from other schools, because we are the target rather than co-conspirator. So you have multiple schools sharing an advantage, with the explicit goal of damaging a single other school. Having multiple (or possibly all) of the schools in the conference determine that they will undermine another member school to keep them out of the championship is the definition of collusion, and should give the incoming members some serious pause.
November 7th, 2023 at 12:42 PM ^
All-22 does not offer sideline view, per Borges who has access to All-22. So, this may not be trivial.
November 7th, 2023 at 1:02 PM ^
Well...it depends. Some all-22 does show sidelines at least on enough plays to matter, other all-22 does not. Same with TV feeds.
This is why Stalions system was a better mousetrap.
But...as I have explained, 3rd party iPhone recordings are not the same thing as advanced scouting. Recording is not scouting, so under the letter of NCAA rule 11.6, Stalions did not violate Rule 11.6.
He built a better mousetrap. But neither mousetraps in general, nor even the type of mousetrap he built, violate any NCAA rule.