October 31st, 2019 at 9:00 PM ^
Stay woke bro!
October 31st, 2019 at 9:03 PM ^
You’re half right. Just shut up.
October 31st, 2019 at 3:40 PM ^
He was caught in a random drug test conducted by the Big Ten.
That leads to an obvious question, does that trigger an automatic drug test for his teammates? Seems like a good policy if you are trying to catch systemic cheating.
October 31st, 2019 at 3:41 PM ^
It certainly should, but that doesn't mean it will
October 31st, 2019 at 4:08 PM ^
because mork dee'antony already said to the first drug testing official....
October 31st, 2019 at 3:44 PM ^
If MSU is systematically using steroids, then they sure aren't using them right
October 31st, 2019 at 3:54 PM ^
It really pisses me off that it’s so obvious and it took so long. They’ve benefit from this at middle linebacker for what 6-7 years?
October 31st, 2019 at 3:54 PM ^
Honestly, the NCAA should have rules in place for this..... something along the lines of if/when someone is caught, then they immediately test "X" more random players on the team before announcing the failed test and have a general increase in testing for that school over the next year. This shouldn't be left up to the conferences to police, there's too much incentive to cheat.
October 31st, 2019 at 6:19 PM ^
Indeed. I think the key clause there is "if you are trying to catch systemic cheating."
I don't think the B1G or the NCAA really cares about catching the cheaters. They just care about _looking like_ they're trying to catch the cheaters.
October 31st, 2019 at 3:40 PM ^
I don't care how petty I am...I'm turning this to a personal pos bang. Burn that trash heap to the ground. +1 for everybody!
October 31st, 2019 at 3:40 PM ^
Joe Rexrode tried his hardest to keep it under wraps.
October 31st, 2019 at 3:41 PM ^
No way! I won’t believe it.
October 31st, 2019 at 3:43 PM ^
I thought he was just really into lifting...
October 31st, 2019 at 3:55 PM ^
Sparties stick together...
October 31st, 2019 at 4:15 PM ^
Damn. His package looks really small.
October 31st, 2019 at 3:44 PM ^
Juicing per Mork's directive no doubt.
October 31st, 2019 at 3:45 PM ^
Going to need to talk to a supervisor......
October 31st, 2019 at 3:54 PM ^
roids come before the fall
November 1st, 2019 at 9:05 AM ^
During it
October 31st, 2019 at 3:45 PM ^
its extra nice
when you say it twice
October 31st, 2019 at 3:44 PM ^
I wonder how many Spartan fans are looking at the rest of the schedule like:
October 31st, 2019 at 3:45 PM ^
I bet he plays against us. Mork is already saying they will appeal.
October 31st, 2019 at 3:53 PM ^
It was tainted steak!
October 31st, 2019 at 4:07 PM ^
He’s appealing to the next level supervisor.
October 31st, 2019 at 4:28 PM ^
Somehow he’ll get a sixth year out of this
October 31st, 2019 at 4:49 PM ^
I don't get Mork's statement at all:
"This situation breaks my heart, but I know Joe is resilient and accountable. No one feels worse than Joe does, a sentiment he expressed when he spoke to the team earlier today. This does not define Joe as a player, and more importantly, as a man."
Followed by:
"As a program, we plan to appeal immediately...."
So in other words, he admitted to it, but we still don't think he should be punished. Is there any other way this can be interpreted?
October 31st, 2019 at 5:02 PM ^
Well, once you accept that Mork is a morally bankrupt, hypocritical asshole dirtbag human being then it all makes sense.
October 31st, 2019 at 6:29 PM ^
I mean, I guess you could interpret "No one feels worse than Joe does" as meaning that Joe is really, really angry about being falsely accused. But the word "worse" instead of "angrier" or something like that sure does suggest guilt.
October 31st, 2019 at 3:46 PM ^
I am just shocked. Next you're going to tell me that Keith Jackson is dead?!??!
October 31st, 2019 at 4:15 PM ^
Wait. WHAT???
October 31st, 2019 at 5:21 PM ^
Insert generic counterstrike reference here.
October 31st, 2019 at 6:24 PM ^
The rest is just gravy...
October 31st, 2019 at 7:42 PM ^
Mandela effect. Keith Jackson is a live and well. I saw him at the Tom Petty concert last night.
October 31st, 2019 at 11:28 PM ^
He was there with Elvis! I saw them!
October 31st, 2019 at 3:46 PM ^
Guess I'll be spending the evening refreshing Scott Bell's twitter account.
October 31st, 2019 at 3:47 PM ^
I’m shocked to my core.
I said that in my shocked voice.
October 31st, 2019 at 3:48 PM ^
aww poor guy...I'm assuming he'll ruled eligible in two weeks
October 31st, 2019 at 3:49 PM ^
Probably a witch hunt started by ESPN to tarnish the sparty name!
November 1st, 2019 at 11:14 AM ^
BSpn according to the RCMB.
October 31st, 2019 at 3:51 PM ^
He'll get off with a jaywalking ticket.
October 31st, 2019 at 4:10 PM ^
or littering or maybe the seduction of an unmarried woman.
October 31st, 2019 at 11:32 PM ^
He'll be required to talk to his mommy about it.
October 31st, 2019 at 3:52 PM ^
You. Hate. To. See. It
October 31st, 2019 at 3:53 PM ^
do you though? DO YOU?
October 31st, 2019 at 3:53 PM ^
Honestly surprised this doesnt happen more often in East Landfill
October 31st, 2019 at 4:13 PM ^
The fact that he got caught means that someone along the chain screwed up big time. MSU generally has their shit together for their fine herbal supplements.
My bet, based on absolutely nothing: Bachie went rogue and took this one himself.