MSU LB Joe Bachie Ineligible (Failed Drug Test)

yeah, he is really bummed out about this....

He's busy at a Klan ralley and couldn't be reached for comment

They have a LOT of practice multi-tasking football & off field chaos 

I think you meant 3 star- ring circus.

Oh Mork, you built your false empire with castles of sand.  The disrespek and Roid gimmick is up.

Pretty sure it's red locked.

Their internal investigation into the matter couldn't find any wrongdoing, so they're not sure why he might have been suspended. 

I am sure the journalism school and student body paper are still working hard at uncovering the facts of the incident. Just like all the other atrocities that have happened on that campus...

rumor is (and emphasizing 'rumor' because we're talking about real people) that he went totally off and beat the stuffing out of a friend of his - bad, at a hotel in socal a couple of days before the rose bowl.  and it was attributed to 'roid rage'. 

 again, rumor. 

....take steroids!!!

"Spartan sWill"

I moved the "s".

My personal trainer's daughter works at Ole Miss as the football team's nutritionist.  (keep the Ole Miss jokes aside)  We talk college football often and got on this subject.  What he says is that if you combine 2 legal substances they can combine to make you fail a test such as this. That taking one or the other is fine but if you combine them this is the result.  Now, I'm not saying that is the case here.  My point is more, these teams push the limits and if their nutritionist isn't good or on top of things, this is often the result. Said that was the case at Clemson recently.  

I'm not sure that it's a mistake, but rather extreme abuse. I agree that a lot of guys (gasp, even at Michigan) cycle here and there. Players did at my HS. You'd have to be juiced to the gills or SUUUUUUUUPER unlucky to get caught under NCAA testing.

This is true

I used to work with a guy who was a three year starter for one of the service academies and he said everyone at every program is taking PEDs.  Hell I remember talking to a guy who was DE for WMU and he said they took PEDs and doped up before a game and at halftime. 

Michigan players are just as guilty.  

You are 100% correct, which is why this is more laugh at Sparty for getting caught than breaking the rules. I know on very good word that one of our best players from last year took PEDs and of at least one on the team now is taking them. I don’t blame anyone for doing it, so much pressure to perform and so much wear and tear on the body that it should almost be encouraged for recovery in some instances. Such a violent game. 

Solid.  I tried to come up with a Panisiuk joke but the laughing gif above me sapped my creativity.

Nice work using two exclamation points so we'd know that you're offended, but not too offended...

Dude people look different get over it .

"Conservatives" (your username, not coming out of nowhere with this) claim "snowflake" at others often enough but what would this, you offended that the white kid got called out in a facetious way, be considered!?  Us white men need to shut up and understand we've nothing to complain about.