Michigan Basketball Ennui vs. Northwestern Game Thread/Snowflakes
I just hope everybody tries their best and has fun.
February 22nd, 2024 at 10:42 PM ^
You have a 4 on 5 advantage and you call a timeout. Please keep telling me how Howard was an NBA coaching prodigy, the sport where coach matters the absolute least.
February 22nd, 2024 at 10:42 PM ^
Their superstar starts limping - we get a chance at a brief advantage. Howard immediately calls a timeout. Wow.
February 22nd, 2024 at 10:42 PM ^
Juwan showing his sportsmanship by taking a timeout with an ailing Northwestern player. How fucking nice of him.
February 22nd, 2024 at 10:43 PM ^
Will this team improve next season? I doubt it! I could see Dug existing thru the portal!
February 22nd, 2024 at 10:44 PM ^
I hear they don’t play school in Ohio
February 23rd, 2024 at 12:25 PM ^
Dug’s academics might decide that for him.
February 22nd, 2024 at 10:45 PM ^
Can we admit Howard is not good now? Just because people thought he was going to be a good coach doesn’t mean he would be. Didn’t people think Darko or Kwame Brown were going to be a good players? How’d that workout.
February 22nd, 2024 at 10:55 PM ^
None of the four NBA stars coaching their alma maters (Hardaway, Ewing, Howard, and Woodson) are working out. Maybe Hardaway sort of, but probably not nearly as expected.
February 22nd, 2024 at 11:22 PM ^
You forgot Chris Mullin.
February 23rd, 2024 at 12:27 AM ^
Troy Weaver would trade for Juwan. And Darko.
February 22nd, 2024 at 10:45 PM ^
Purdue-Ohio State-Rutgers-Nebraska left, Do we win any of those? Are we looking at a 3-17 conference record, 8-23 overall?
February 22nd, 2024 at 10:50 PM ^
No and yes.
February 23rd, 2024 at 5:22 PM ^
Massey still has us favored over NW on the last game of the year ( excluding the B 10 championship disaster in waiting ) . I think they forgot to update that prediction by at least 2 weeks . Should be another 20 % W prediction rather than a 3 pt favorite with a 57% win prediction .
On the overall composite we range from #92 to #168
February 22nd, 2024 at 10:51 PM ^
I doubt they will win any of th m. This poor performance by Howard down the stretch should LF cost him his job here!
February 22nd, 2024 at 10:47 PM ^
Bench celebrating Reeds bucket is like a dude celebrating a first down when losing by 28 with two minutes to go.
I told myself I was not going to watch and I’d held off most of the season. I made a mistake.
February 22nd, 2024 at 10:47 PM ^
The refs have called many pity fouls on our behalf. This is pathetic.
February 22nd, 2024 at 10:48 PM ^
Since our 16-5 lead, NW has outscored us by 25 (and counting).
February 22nd, 2024 at 10:49 PM ^
The players r good and they have heart. It is atrocious to see them suffer at the hands of abysmal coaching. Thought Ono would be a change agent but turns out he’s unable to make tough calls. Warde is nicely sinking the ship.
February 22nd, 2024 at 10:53 PM ^
This is a poorly constructed roster. 1.5 guards (one of which can’t travel), one functional big man, and a bunch of mediocre wing-type players that are poorly coached. A recipe for disaster if I’ve ever seen one.
February 22nd, 2024 at 10:49 PM ^
anyone watch Reed? He plays with negative leverage. Instead of using his height he carries ball hunched over and when goes to basket he looks like someone at a big height disadvantage. Bizarre. Where's the coaching ? He's gotten worse. People talk about the lack of guards but I see it as lack of big men.
February 22nd, 2024 at 10:53 PM ^
His pad level is excellent. Maybe he should transfer to the football team.
I don’t get it either. He plays small. He never finishes with authority.
February 22nd, 2024 at 10:56 PM ^
Plays small. That's what I was trying to say.
If I were Juwan I'd tell him to go strong up at basket over and over and expect to take 3 charges a game. He's a brute yet plays small and totally inefficient.
February 23rd, 2024 at 12:28 AM ^
If only he had an elite big man coach on the staff!!
Oh wait...
February 22nd, 2024 at 10:50 PM ^
This just needs to end.
February 22nd, 2024 at 10:51 PM ^
Are you still here? Go home!
February 22nd, 2024 at 10:52 PM ^
I got you, Ferris
February 22nd, 2024 at 11:08 PM ^
There can be only one viewer.
February 22nd, 2024 at 10:52 PM ^
If there's one small silver lining of this season is knowing that all of these non-Purdue teams in the conference are going to flame out hilariously in the NCAA/NIT tournaments. I mean, Purdue may as well but they've at least got a colorable argument for going far. But the 4th-best team in this conference, per record, is this extremely mediocre NW team.
Anyway, I honestly didn't expect a team playing 7-ish players to be all that competitive and the fact they were for a half was commendable. But this is just a truly shitty team now without a bunch of semi-good players.
February 22nd, 2024 at 10:56 PM ^
They're worse than a Jardiance commercial
February 22nd, 2024 at 11:05 PM ^
At this point I think it might be more entertaining to see these guys dancing around in yellow muumuu’s.
February 22nd, 2024 at 10:53 PM ^
Chicken
February 22nd, 2024 at 10:54 PM ^
I posted way to soon on the chicken nuggets
February 22nd, 2024 at 10:54 PM ^
Betting on the home team to cover vs Michigan remains the lock of the century
February 22nd, 2024 at 10:55 PM ^
NU bench is whipping our starters!
February 22nd, 2024 at 10:55 PM ^
71-40 since NW trailed 16-5.
February 22nd, 2024 at 10:56 PM ^
Watching the Boo Buie highlights of him dishing to the open man, I have to wonder if we have any assists tonight.
February 22nd, 2024 at 10:58 PM ^
13 assists 11 turnovers
February 22nd, 2024 at 11:03 PM ^
Thanks for checking on that. It seemed much worse. Northwestern had 19 assists and 5 turnovers.
BTW, Northwestern took 20 more shots than we did. 20. I don’t even know how that’s possible.
February 22nd, 2024 at 10:57 PM ^
I think I still want to go to the big ten tourney just so all the other big ten fans see my national championship gear. That’s my coping mechanism for this awful basketball season.
February 22nd, 2024 at 10:59 PM ^
Good thing Juwan is there telling them not to foul down 20. He has plenty of experience.
February 22nd, 2024 at 11:01 PM ^
Football and basketball still have the same amount of wins in 2024.
This team is consistent in it’s second half breakdown.
February 22nd, 2024 at 11:45 PM ^
Basketball has two dubs? Are you sure about that cause it doesn't seem right
February 23rd, 2024 at 12:31 AM ^
1/15 w v OSU
2/7 w v UW
That's it for 24. Don't expect another. Enjoy.
February 22nd, 2024 at 11:01 PM ^
Did anyone else get the vibe that Chris Collins treated the handshake line like a job interview??
February 22nd, 2024 at 11:04 PM ^
I was going to make that joke. It was an unusually long postgame handshake.
February 22nd, 2024 at 11:19 PM ^
I was dead serious in my comment. His chest bumps and long eye contact with each player was quite the performance.
February 22nd, 2024 at 11:02 PM ^
I hope most folks are like me and way the fuck past anger. Total apathy for this clusterfuck of a program.
February 22nd, 2024 at 11:17 PM ^
I'm getting to the point where I'm laughing at it. It's getting downright comical.