Meta: What's the best MGoBlog post ever?
I would argue it's this 2012 post from Brian ranking the big ten football coaches by how attractive they would be to a walrus.
https://mgoblog.com/content/big-ten-coaches-ranked-attractiveness-perspective-walruses
Wife day
Im partial to the 2011 osu game column
There have been a lot of great, legendary posts in the history of MGoBlog but I'd argue this is one of them!
The “great” WiFi/cell reception in the stadium made following this thread a bit tough. Also not breathing for 3+ hours didn’t help.
Mike Jones
Who?
The shark humper got a lot of play for awhile - and always brought a cringy chuckle when the photo and associated commentary was posted.
This is exactly the type of article I miss here. Give us back the weird stuff.
Now THIS is the content I’m here for!
Wife Day was pretty good, but I can't remember when that was from.
Alot of very talented, creative people have blessed this blog.
My all-time favorite sentence I've ever read in my life, happened to be on mgoblog:
NightTrain5 December 19th, 2019 at 7:41 PM
I was once regifted a talking bearskin rug that said offensive stuff.
The MGo Camping Trip thread was and still is my all time favorite. I remember crying from so much laughter after reading through that. I have never in my life had that much uncontrollable laughter.
Dennis never did send me that personalized t-shirt.
The OP's selection is great because it demonstrates the campy humor of the blog along with the schadenfreude undertones of all other schools being less than Michigan.
They know it, we know it.
My vote gets the Michigan football therapy session known as 42-27.
https://mgoblog.com/mgoboard/game-thread-michigan-vs-ohio-state-12-pm-f…
Go Blue!
Many worthy candidates for best post. This would get my vote for best title. Ace, I believe it was, had gone to a high school game with Jake Butt's team against Taco Charlton's. The title of his writeup:
In Rare Reversal, Butt Defeats Taco
Datbull 4Life
The Only Thing Corey Liuget and I Will Ever Have In Common was a comedic masterpiece and coined the Board references to dong punching.
Would love an update on CRex. Those posts were hilarious.
It's been so long since I logged in I had to go get my pwd reset to reply to this one.
Its easily, easily Resolving the Parallax Error.
Assuredly meant nothing to Harbaugh with his hands 15 inches apart or the 'ref is from Columbus!' crowd, but here we are.
JT was short
6'2 ain't a giant for a pocket passer QB, but I wouldn't go that far. He got the line to gain, though.
I honestly think about this all the time. I'll go by author
Brian - Sympathy for the Devil - about the best, most understanding thing that could be possibly said about the situation.
Seth - he's been absolutely nails in Brian's temporary absence, but the Big Ten Has A Zoom Meeting is probably my favorite
BiSB - the Punt/Counterpunt part where he talks about his nuts examined.
When Brian kept repeatedly calling Matt Hayes horseface because of an asinine article he wrote
I'd never seen that before. Thanks for posting it. There's some real gold in there:
Oh goddammit. I have no idea what Matt Hayes's audience is these days since the Sporting News has died so many times cats are impressed but it must consist heavily of people who buy gold from Glenn Beck at 5 AM and think we should deport the Irish.
MATT HAYES WANTS THE NFL TO PREVENT DOMESTIC VIOLENCE
THE NFL!
SCREW YOU, HORSEFACE!
Hit the players where it matters most:
Their penis.
future earnings.
That was my second choice.
Very soon after The Horror, when the entire blog turned pink and there were pictures of kittens. They were so cute.
There are a lot of great mentions in here already, so I'm going a bit off the board, so to speak, and offering up Life as a Vole. (aka the Tiny Jesus game writeup)
I still get nervous reading that article, as if I don't know the outcome....
My all-time favorite thing ever written on this site was this deep dive by Seth after the 2012 Notre Dame debacle:
Seth declared this to be the best submission ever. It is beyond brilliant.