Maurice Clarett to record Michigan’s signals vs. Purdue

The only thing that surprised me about this post:  Maurice Clarett isn't currently incarcerated.

Is he allowed to leave the state as a convicted felon?

Maurice, in 2021 we held up a playcard that said ‘We’re running Haskins all the time’ and it didnt help 3rd base Day. Hows this gonna help him

Thanks, Mo!!!  Only stoopidity like this can point out the sheer stoopidity in this whole situation!  And nobody spells 'stoopid' like Maurice Clarrett!

Just so we’re clear - This the same guy who admitted to getting academic preferential treatment, receiving income from a no-show job, and getting a loaner car set up directly by Jim Tressel. But yeah, Michigan is the one that cheats…

Speaking of, why don't we hide our signals?  

Maurice Clarett is out of prison?  Actually he's probably off probation by now too....

Does he not already know that Sam Webb does shows on YouTube every week where our plays are broken down on offense and defense? I mean that type of information is more important than the play sign lol 

He’ll be a bust at this too.

Dumbass doesn't even know what a Ponzi scheme is. 

I hope he doesn’t get pulled over on the way to the game. It would be a shame if more drugs and AKs were found in his car. Might lead to another mug shot with his eyes closed. 

Joke will be on you Maurice.  We don't need signs to beat the ass out of Purdue (no offense to Purdue).  Also, go fuck yourself!  

Of all the dumb things that people like to refer to as a Ponzi scheme, this has to be the funniest and least applicable. 
 

So we are to believe Stallions is the 1st and Clarett the 2nd ever to do this.

I would absolutely LOVE to see him try. I'm guessing the percentage of signs he could decode would only slightly surpass that of his BAC + his highest ever GPA.

No one cares Maurice. 

Go right ahead, sir.

Well, now that we know Maurice will be at the Purdue game, sitting across from press box side, there should be a selfie-with-Maurice challenge to all M fans in attendance.  I look forward to seeing numerous posts with Maurice straining to keep his camera focused on M's sideline while fans throng him for their scrapbooks.

Let's hope Michigan creates one of those huge poster boards and uses it during the game next week with the following picture and caption:

Ms. Lippy’s car is green. Billy likes to drink soda

I can go back and forth with the Michigan and OSU banter. It’s fun and comical on lots of levels. I can take the jokes about my past and all of the above…. In all honesty I think the investigation into Michigan for the hamburger, sign viewing or whatever it is is another reason for everyone to be mad at the NCAA. I’ve spoken up for Michigan in both cases. It’s actually stupid. Good scouting gets you all of the signs and signals you want. Michigan is a good football team and it’s actually healthy to have wins/loses go both ways. In all of this… realize who we all should be mad at and it’s the NCAA and it’s silly rules.

— Maurice Clarett (@ReeseClarett13) October 29, 2023

He never came across as the sharpest tool in the shed.  

Maurice Clarett knows how to read AND write? Amazing. 

Michigan employs the "Vast Network" game plan, leveraging Heisman front-runner JJ McCarthy's exceptional arm to distribute the ball among a deep stable of running backs and top-tier tight ends and wide receivers. This balanced approach makes them unpredictable and difficult to defend against. On the other hand, Ohio State relies on the "Ponzi Scheme" strategy, which is heavily dependent on one star wide receiver, Marvin "Mazda" Harrison Jr. They funnel most plays through him, with below-average quarterback Kyle "Accord" McCord often struggling to diversify the attack, making their offense easier to anticipate and counter.

Ponzi Scheme?

I posted this in another thread.  Since we know that we are being video taped, we should have some interns hold up signs that say "Corum, run up the middle!" or "JJ, PA to Corum and throw it to Wilson on the Dig Route"...

Then when the play is something entirely different hold up another sign that say "My bad... Lets try again..."

Only tangentially related, but I went to an FCS game yesterday and took an iphone photo of the opposing sideline.  I you zoom in enough to see anything it's extremely grainy.  I'm surprised the Vast Network(tm) was able to get anything useful.

How funny would it be if NCAA comes down on us, and then Clarrett drags down OSU as well?

I'm confused. Will he be giving Michigan a taste of it's own "ponzi scheme"? or will the taste be for the NCAA?

Cool.  I hope he does it.

One of our signs should be:

"Hi Maurice. How was prison?"

Read his whole thread. Clarett is defending Michigan saying the NCAA is a joke and that's what scouting is.

Hey, Mo..it wasn't just the POS you were as a kid, the way you treated teammates, the arrogance..not just the flame out and drunk that you were..not just the jail time you served..but we remember when you came home the 1st time after getting kicked out of OSU and you were a legit crackhead..you can do all the speeches you want about being recovered...but you were a fucking crackhead..and for that everyone still laughs at you, clown...now, tell us how great your story is, bum.

Isn´t he in jail?