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the two minute timeout is…

the two minute timeout is not to be confused with their timeout every 2 minutes

If you watched my…

If you watched my documentary you’ll know I solved Helen’s murder for the CPD and US Marshals 

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2017 vibes

2017 vibes

Michigan and five…

Michigan and five individuals who currently or previously worked for its football program have reached an agreement with NCAA enforcement staff on recruiting violations and coaching activities by noncoaching staff members that occurred within the football program, and the appropriate penalties for those violations. A Committee on Infractions panel has approved the agreement. One former coach did not participate in the agreement, and that portion of the case will be considered separately by the Committee on Infractions, after which the committee will release its full decision. 

The agreed-upon violations involve impermissible in-person recruiting contacts during a COVID-19 dead period, impermissible tryouts, and the program exceeding the number of allowed countable coaches when noncoaching staff members engaged in on- and off-field coaching activities (including providing technical and tactical skills instruction to student-athletes).  The negotiated resolution also involved the school's agreement that the underlying violations demonstrated a head coach responsibility violation and the former football head coach failed to meet his responsibility to cooperate with the investigation. The school also agreed that it failed to deter and detect the impermissible recruiting contacts and did not ensure that the football program adhered to rules for noncoaching staff members.

The committee will not discuss further details in the case to protect the integrity of the ongoing process, as the committee's final decision — including potential violations and penalties for the former coach — is pending.

By separating the cases, the Division I Committee on Infractions publicly acknowledges the infractions case and permits the school and the participating individuals to immediately begin serving their penalties while awaiting the committee's final decision on the remaining contested portion of the case. That decision will include any findings and penalties for the former coach. This is the fourth case where the committee has used multiple resolution paths. 

The agreed-upon penalties in this case include three years of probation for the school, a fine and recruiting restrictions in alignment with the Level I-Mitigated classification for the school. The participating individuals also agreed to one-year show-cause orders consistent with the Level II-Standard and Level II-Mitigated classifications of their respective violations.

sounds risky

sounds risky

whatever. I'm glad UM…

whatever. I'm glad UM Football is the only National Champion from the Big Ten.  

Pull it down!

Gouda to hear

Gouda to hear

gimme the good stuff

gimme the good stuff

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Username checks out 

Username checks out 

he's infamous, which means…

he's infamous, which means he's more than famous 

Sénior Dusty

Sénior Dusty

 

philip-seymour-hoffman-twister

 

Ryan Osborn

Dude illegally…

Ryan Osborn

Dude illegally made the 2021 D line really good

CC: Ryan Osborn

CC: Ryan Osborn

+1 Underrated

+1 Underrated

granted the other NC…

granted the other NC appearance was against a great UNC team. but it was in Detroit and his squad was dog walked

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For Michigan safety Quinten Johnson, 'patience paid off' as clutch plays  helped Wolverines win championship

maybe you'd be surprised at…

maybe you'd be surprised at how expensive medical bills are for extended care

Ryan Day's safe word is …

Ryan Day's safe word is 'Petitti'

Inversion or eversion?

Inversion or eversion?

Inversion is much more common and is essentially ‘rolling’ your ankle inwards and stretching ligaments. 
 

Eversion is when you turn your foot outwards, it’s basically the opposite direction of inversion (obviously). 
Fractures can happen because the fibula is keeping your foot from moving out. 

did it sail 20 yards past…

did it sail 20 yards past him?

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HBD, JB

HBD, JB

I celebrate on the 28th…

I celebrate on the 28th because I was born in February, not March. 

 

Time to tamper the shit out…

Time to tamper the shit out of other teams. Figuratively, of course. 

“That’s a twenty dollar bill…

“That’s a twenty dollar bill all day long Brando”

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Sam talked about it on the…

Sam talked about it on the Roundtable this morning. 

His 'gut feeling' is that BJM wants to tell the Tennessee players in person before finalizing his contract and leaving for UM.

Michigan Insiders have (rightfully) taken their lumps recently but that's what Sam said. 

play safety issue

player safety issue

he's going to teach the ND…

he's going to teach the ND players the proper way to get into a bar brawl in Colorado and how to beat up kids in the dorm rooms

Both after failing miserably…

Both after failing miserably in the NFL

no. I want more Scorigami

no. I want more Scorigami

not if Quinn Nordin is your…

not if Quinn Nordin is your kicker

Points awarded for every 10…

Points awarded for every 10 yard increment for FGs.  A 60 yard FG should be worth more than a 25 yd FG

0-19 yds = 1 point

20-29 yds = 2 points

30-39 yds = 3 points

40-49 yds = 4 points

50-59 yds = 5 points

60-69(nice) yds = 6 points

If someone makes a 70 yard FG it's worth 7 points. 

there's a Water Boy -…

there's a Water Boy - Linebacker - Needle Dick joke in here somewhere

Warde doesn’t hire good…

Warde doesn’t hire good coaches and lets the all time legends walk. 

A guy who has coached Chris…

A guy who has coached Chris Jones, George Karlaftis, and has a UM connection with Mike Dana.

Hopefully that will be good enough to keep Grant and Graham around.  And a bag full o cash 

someone will have to rouse…

someone will have to rouse Warde from his post lunch sleep coma for a comment

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take us home, Blake

Get Courtney Morgan back then

Get Courtney Morgan back then

SHAW INHERITED ANDREW LUCK

SHAW INHERITED ANDREW LUCK

Shaw inherited the best…

Shaw inherited the best college QB prospect since Elway, that might have helped. 

We'll see what Moore can cook up at that position. Right now it doesn't look great.

Get the Kurt Anderson to…

Get the Kurt Anderson to coach the OL. I don’t want Newsome taking that on with so many new starters. 

Isn’t the defensive back…

Isn’t the defensive back they got from Bama the guy Bredeson absolutely destroyed and was flagged for blocking too much? 

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Antonio "Stick" London

Antonio "Stick" London

Robert Porcher

Luther Ellis

Stephen Boyd

Corey Schlesinger

that era of Lions

there are only 2 conferences…

there are only 2 conferences now brother and Michigan just won the whole thing

Arizona-Utah or Boise-Oregon…

Arizona-Utah or Boise-Oregon is more compelling than Oregon at Michigan. 

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great list, ESPN

you guys keep dancing around…

you guys keep dancing around it.  who from the roster is being tampered with?

who is going after Mason Graham?