Looks Like Urban Met the Random Woman in June
October 5th, 2021 at 1:41 PM ^
Does not look like her
October 5th, 2021 at 1:59 PM ^
It's her - her name is Cayman Nebraska. If you look at the top of the video of Urban putting his hands where Cayman's sun don't shine - you can see that it is from the snap chat account of Cayman Nebraska.
And what a name! I am a rare Caymanian Michigan alum so I can't believe my worlds have collided like this :)
October 5th, 2021 at 2:19 PM ^
Here is the video on her snap chat confirming it is her...
October 5th, 2021 at 2:27 PM ^
Looks like he's just digging for Gold. Nothing to see here. ?
October 5th, 2021 at 2:44 PM ^
what does Urban's finger smell like?...
October 5th, 2021 at 4:35 PM ^
Man I don't know what the fuck kind of vagina's you all are touching, but at no time should it smell like fish... okay?
Fuck.
Y'all nasty.
October 5th, 2021 at 5:55 PM ^
Cmon now, you know that can be a bit of lottery luck.
October 5th, 2021 at 6:53 PM ^
Like good fish oil, it's shouldn't smell or taste like fish
October 5th, 2021 at 6:59 PM ^
Guys who have never actually had sex with women believe the fish smell thing.
October 5th, 2021 at 11:17 PM ^
Boddicker sounds like someone that hasn't accumulated numbers.
The fish smell is real.
October 5th, 2021 at 8:26 PM ^
Many do smell like fish. Distinctively. Bacteria that cause vaginosis release sulfur compounds and make them smell like fish. Very unpleasant but not “eww gross” like you say. Ironically, it’s usually from being too clean - as it’s a self-cleaning oven and soaps and scrubbing can remove vital flora and allow foul-smelling bacteria to take over. It’s easily treatable too.
October 5th, 2021 at 8:37 PM ^
Dr. House diagnostic hot take!
October 5th, 2021 at 5:22 PM ^
He's digging for gold? Sorry, ain't no gold gonna result from that prospecting. Maybe she thought she was digging for gold. But if that were the case she needs somebody to explain to her that after the evidence goes public the leverage is gone.
October 5th, 2021 at 5:24 PM ^
Double post. Sorry.
Anybody remember Jessica Dorrell? Or Melissa Wilhelmsen?
October 6th, 2021 at 12:27 PM ^
Actually, so is she
October 5th, 2021 at 3:46 PM ^
October 5th, 2021 at 5:13 PM ^
That footage is a real shocker.
October 5th, 2021 at 6:57 PM ^
Maybe I'm missing something, but how does the caption prove anything? I mean the video speaks for itself obviously, but anyone can caption a video or photo claiming they are the person in the video and then post it to their social media account. That in and of itself does not prove they are the person. Is there other evidence?
October 5th, 2021 at 2:24 PM ^
He should have been yelling "Omaha" with his hand down there.
October 5th, 2021 at 2:39 PM ^
Literally laughing out loud while at work. Shared this with a buddy on Teams meeting.
October 5th, 2021 at 2:50 PM ^
If Tebow could have played under center like that he’d still be in the league.
October 5th, 2021 at 3:31 PM ^
Logged on only to say this is the funniest thing I’ve read on the Board in a long, long time.
October 5th, 2021 at 2:32 PM ^
Cayman Nebraska? Sounds like an exotic dancer at a "gentlemen's club" in Lincoln.
October 5th, 2021 at 2:38 PM ^
Next on our stage, give a warm welcome to Tahiti Idaho!
October 5th, 2021 at 5:09 PM ^
Seychelles Montana.
Hey...anybody remember Montana Wildhack?
October 5th, 2021 at 7:39 PM ^
Yes, I had to read Slaughter House 5 my first semester on campus. My daughter had to read it 30 years later and thought it was a good read.
October 5th, 2021 at 7:45 PM ^
Seashells See-Hells
October 5th, 2021 at 7:11 PM ^
I thought I came across a gal with a similar name on Washington St. in Ypsilanti.
October 6th, 2021 at 6:38 AM ^
Duncan Idaho would like a word.
October 5th, 2021 at 2:34 PM ^
So is she behind (excuse my pun) this video being released?
October 5th, 2021 at 2:39 PM ^
That name is too good to be true. Sounds like the "porn name" game: middle name and street name.
And given that it's just a snapchat handle, probably not her real name is it?
October 5th, 2021 at 3:34 PM ^
Not to brag, but my porn name, according to the game, would be Richard Oak.
October 5th, 2021 at 4:08 PM ^
Sylvester Mcconnell here. nice to meet you
October 5th, 2021 at 4:29 PM ^
That's a solid porn name
October 5th, 2021 at 8:14 PM ^
Wayne Mansfield
It works since I'm gay.
October 5th, 2021 at 8:52 PM ^
Nice to meet ya, dick.
October 6th, 2021 at 1:54 PM ^
Keegan Baldwin... hoping the right shot of the Michigan sideline makes it happen!
October 5th, 2021 at 3:28 PM ^
More like Cayman Ohio?
October 5th, 2021 at 5:59 PM ^
To be fair, Urbz has been the proctologist to BigTen teams for so long, perhaps it is his instinct to have his hands there.
October 5th, 2021 at 6:02 PM ^
She seems mighty comfy cozy while he seems like a smug nut sack. Take the Urb out of Ohio and he’s still Urban. Except now he doesn’t have 20 layers of protection and a character and leadership class. He’ll be fired by midnight and rightfully so. I’m afraid to talk in my own home because I know that dam smart thermostat hears everything, yet this cock nugget is arrogant enough to not give a shit.
October 6th, 2021 at 12:24 AM ^
His face in that picture is fucking hilarious.
October 6th, 2021 at 6:47 AM ^
That’s the same look our rescue beagle/lab mix gives before he throws me a Fuck you, puts his nose to the ground and takes off running for hours on end. That dog sleeps for a whole day when he finally pops up at the backdoor.
October 5th, 2021 at 1:42 PM ^
Guys. It was just a quiet dinner with the grandkids.
October 5th, 2021 at 3:04 PM ^
Was told an evil group invited him over.
October 5th, 2021 at 1:42 PM ^
*Shocked face*
October 5th, 2021 at 1:42 PM ^
Looks nothing like the girl in the video aside from blonde hair
October 5th, 2021 at 1:55 PM ^
https://www.shouzy.com/urban-meyer-partying-video-goes-viral-after-jaguars-loss/
Looks like the girl on the right if you click the link. Sorry, no idea how to post a pic..
October 5th, 2021 at 1:59 PM ^
caymannebraska is her instagram account which is now private sadly.
October 5th, 2021 at 2:11 PM ^
Interestingly enough if you Google "Cayman", Cayman Nebraska is the #2 selection. Even more interesting (to me) is that she must've posted on either her Twitter or Insta account screenshots of texts or DMs from some dude begging her not to tell his boss he was hitting on her. And she posted several of them for some reason and they're still there under the images tab.
Seems like this is kinda "her thing".