Division Champion Detroit Lions vs Cowboys Open Thread

Submitted by Darker Blue on December 30th, 2023 at 8:37 PM

Lions currently up 3-0 and driving again after Dak threw an int to that CB whose name I cannot spell or pronounce

Ham

December 30th, 2023 at 9:07 PM ^

I’m really worried Stafford is going to prevent the Lions from winning their 2nd playoff game ever. He would pick this defense apart.

Ham

December 30th, 2023 at 9:17 PM ^

Well that was a wet fart way to end a drive that got to the 2 yard line. Campbell should have taken the points. It’s not like they were at the 1.

mGrowOld

December 30th, 2023 at 9:19 PM ^

I know I’m super old and not dialed in to the hipster go for it crowd that dominates new NFL HCs but……

I FUCKING HATE THEY WONT TAKE POINTS.

Mark my words, when this game ends Campbell will wish he had those three points he spit on.

WayOfTheRoad

December 30th, 2023 at 9:19 PM ^

I'm only about 60/40 kick the FG there so I'm not gonna scream my head off but after the fake punt I just want points. They almost went up 14-3 and gave you a gift. You then fake punt, get down to the 3...make it 6-7. Get within 1pt. 

But I liked the run game that drive. Don't get cute, run at them. They can move but they're a bit soft so don't play to their strength. Line up and knock the shit out of them.

1VaBlue1

December 30th, 2023 at 9:20 PM ^

Getting points there would have nerfed all the momentum out of the building.  Failing gave it right back to Dallas.  Sometimes, the big balls you have just weigh too much for comfort.  In this game, keeping the score close while keeping Mo is better than getting nothing and giving Mo right back.

YakAttack

December 30th, 2023 at 9:21 PM ^

Campbell got us here, but isn't the man to get to the next level with his cock-fuck decisions. Take the 3. Dallas gets 7, you're down 2 scores on the road. In Dallas.

1VaBlue1

December 30th, 2023 at 9:26 PM ^

Maybe my lawn needs to be cut, but I'm not a fan of this new trend of using eye black in a long stripe under only one eye.  What's next?  Players pants half-way down their thighs?

FSUBulldog

December 30th, 2023 at 9:27 PM ^

I still don’t understand why the clock runs after a penalty. Teams that are ahead could just kill a bunch of time taking delay of games and letting the clock run.

drjaws

December 30th, 2023 at 9:27 PM ^

Yea the dam will break and Lions will lose I think. Dallas is hard to beat at home.

Defense is playing far better than I expected but Goff is having one of those occasional games where he’s just a bit off. Missed LaPorta for TD on 4th. Underthrew Jameson. Couple other off throws.

Go Lions. They’ve proved my pessimistic takes wrong all year 

Ham

December 30th, 2023 at 9:33 PM ^

Awful play calling there. The o-line has been awful for most of the half and they run it back-to-back plays. Threw any chance of points out the door (again).

WayOfTheRoad

December 30th, 2023 at 9:37 PM ^

TEs have whiffed on a lot of help but Dallas is basically leaving them off ball to make the Lion OL actually think. Make the hogmollies think and slide in real time. Smart move. Every OL just wants a guy to smash before the snap, maybe ok with a twist. They don't want to see 4-5 guys essentially off ball and each have to figure out who to block. TCU hurt UM last year doing that.

After that they keep loading single gaps and Detroit is running into them like it's Junior high football.