September 18th, 2019 at 11:23 AM ^
^ Okay, now this guy is lying...
September 18th, 2019 at 11:42 AM ^
I know that, and you know that, but most people only know Spotted Cow. Kept it simple. Wish they still brewed Road Slush...
September 18th, 2019 at 11:03 AM ^
Cold cheese is disgusting.
Wisconsin basketball is a crime against humanity.
I still hate Dick Bennett.
September 18th, 2019 at 11:34 AM ^
a near-haiku. judges give full credit.
September 18th, 2019 at 11:37 AM ^
6-16-6
Not quite a haiku. Partial credit.
September 18th, 2019 at 12:04 PM ^
Pretty sure the middle line is 15 there. But hey, since when have our rivals been able to count to double digits accurately. Certainly not last Saturday!
September 18th, 2019 at 12:19 PM ^
Oh yeah...15...maybe my typing skills arew offd. ;-)
Nice edit of your original post, but still finding a way to work Sparty into it.
September 18th, 2019 at 12:24 PM ^
Thank you Chuck. You're not so bad even for a Buckeye. Lot's of our fans are going off the rails here and abandoning ship. We have a spot for you when you decide to let your closeted wolverines fandom out!
September 18th, 2019 at 12:28 PM ^
Not interested. Thanks. I'm just addicted to schadenfreude.
September 18th, 2019 at 1:11 PM ^
I just noticed your join date was right before the one time Michigan won in the last 15 years. Interesting timing.
Would you mind creating a new account right before this year's game? Thanks in advance.
September 18th, 2019 at 1:26 PM ^
The timing is interesting indeed.
Despite reading through the entire RR era, I never efforted to contribute because I didn't want to simply pile on. So the first time I considered contributing was the week OSU went into The Game as a dog. But then I frustratingly found out that new accounts that week aren't able to immediately contribute (wise move!), so I never did contribute and I let it go.
I continued to read through the Hoke years, but I still didn't want to pile on so my first contribution wasn't until the beginning of the 2017 season. And even then I forgot I had already established an account.
So in order to not be a total jerk, I waited to create an account until OSU was a dog and didn't start to contribute until it appeared (at the time) that the two programs were about as even as they had been since Lllllloyd.
Don't intend to create a new account this year. But thanks anyway. ;-) Maybe next decade.
September 18th, 2019 at 11:04 AM ^
Wisconsin cheese is overrated.
September 18th, 2019 at 11:05 AM ^
Camaron Cheeseman is going to make a statement Saturday to prove he is the best long snapper in the country.
September 18th, 2019 at 11:06 AM ^
As someone who now lives in Wisconsin, I have one statement:
IT'S PRONOUNCED "BAG" AND NOT "BAYG," YA DINGUSES.
September 18th, 2019 at 11:06 AM ^
My kid has a ball game at the same time. Naturally his team had a bye last week as well. ?
September 18th, 2019 at 11:38 AM ^
My son has a game, too. I jokingly told him I'd miss his game because of the football game. He said he'd divorce me if I did...
September 18th, 2019 at 11:07 AM ^
Naw, i was hoping for a loss
September 18th, 2019 at 11:11 AM ^
badgers are only the second toughest pound for pound animal
September 18th, 2019 at 12:07 PM ^
Badgers are quite pudgy. I would doubt they are that high. Unless you consider the honey badger, but a ratel is a far cry from Bucky. Also, caracals are quite bad ass. Easily dumping the badger to no higher than 4th with little thought.
September 18th, 2019 at 11:14 AM ^
No, but I’d like to make a statement about making statements. You don’t say you are going to make a statement, it’s called playing well and winning the damn game! Then if you want, you can say after the game that “we wanted to make a statement”.
September 18th, 2019 at 11:17 AM ^
Official statement:
Badgers? WE DON'T NEED NO STINKIN' BADGERS!
Go Blue.
September 18th, 2019 at 11:18 AM ^
I worked with a guy from Cudahy, WI for a couple of years. Nice guy, but he had a horrible nervous twitch. That and he kept rolling rental cars.
September 18th, 2019 at 11:19 AM ^
here's to crushing their hopes and dreams on Saturday....
they can always fall back on:
Wisconsin, we aren't ohio.
September 18th, 2019 at 11:20 AM ^
It’s called Lake Michigan for a reason.
September 18th, 2019 at 1:25 PM ^
True. Because "Michigan" is an Ojibwa word meaning "big lake."
September 18th, 2019 at 11:21 AM ^
Mork's STAEEment:
"12 is the loneliest, most disrespektful number that I've ever known."
September 18th, 2019 at 11:21 AM ^
I spend most of my year working in Wisconsin. It's okay, but the Nebraskans are much nicer.
September 18th, 2019 at 11:28 AM ^
Wisconsin is a far jaunt from St. Petersburg. I don't disagree that Nebraskans or even Wisconsinites are much nicer than the people of Northwestern Russia.
September 18th, 2019 at 3:15 PM ^
Everything's close on the internet:)
September 18th, 2019 at 11:23 AM ^
Waiting for the Martellus Wants to Make a Statement vs. Wisconsin post.
September 18th, 2019 at 11:24 AM ^
i guess
September 18th, 2019 at 12:04 PM ^
of course you do.
September 18th, 2019 at 1:26 PM ^
3-year-old account. Well done.
September 18th, 2019 at 11:25 AM ^
My statement is as follows: Badgers, Badgers , Badgers, Badgers Mushroom Mushroom, Badger, Badgers, Badgers.
September 18th, 2019 at 11:27 AM ^
I need to see what time slots are available. Once I see the schedule I will be able to decide.
September 18th, 2019 at 11:27 AM ^
I will have a statement to make around 9am after my 4th bloody Saturday. Hold on to your butts
September 18th, 2019 at 11:29 AM ^
Frozen custard? JUST EAT ICE CREAM LIKE NORMAL AMERICANS
September 18th, 2019 at 11:29 AM ^
There will be no Jumping Around.
September 18th, 2019 at 11:30 AM ^
Wisconsin cheese gives me gas.
September 18th, 2019 at 11:32 AM ^
M defenses held Ron Dayne to under 100 rushing yards for his entire college career.
September 18th, 2019 at 11:32 AM ^
Hell Yeah!
September 18th, 2019 at 11:38 AM ^
Confusion to the Badgers!
September 18th, 2019 at 11:49 AM ^
The University of Wisconsin is a sad existence. They had a coach up and quit on them to go to Oregon State. They have no in-state rival and still have to settle for three-star recruits. They have no threat in the West and still sometimes lose to Pat Fitzgerald or Kirk Ferentz. Their rival is Minnesota which is not worthy of a rivalry. They don't even have the best trophy that Minnesota plays for. Or maybe their rival is Iowa but Iowa hates Iowa State and now Nebraska and for some reason they also hate Northwestern. Wisconsin has had their moments but no national titles in football and one in basketball from 1941.
Their stadium, campus, and city are nice and hopefully that keeps them warm at night in the cold, lonely winters.
September 18th, 2019 at 11:56 AM ^
In Wisconsin's defense, their women have magnificent breasts. At least when they're 20.
September 18th, 2019 at 12:04 PM ^
Just like the beer, cheese, and ice cream, that will catch up with you when you're 40.
September 18th, 2019 at 11:56 AM ^
Wisconsin does not look like a mitten. Anyone who claims otherwise has: 1) suffered from a horrible industrial accident; or 2) a dire need for an optometrist.
September 18th, 2019 at 12:02 PM ^
I didn't even realize this was up for debate until sometime in the past year. It continues to make me unnecessarily angry.
September 18th, 2019 at 12:03 PM ^
They tried to appropriate it for their tourism several years ago. They were laughed off the stage.
September 18th, 2019 at 1:28 PM ^
Looks more like a bottle opener or something. That would probably play better with the tourists anyway.
September 18th, 2019 at 12:04 PM ^
I didn't realize it was a thing either.
Great pic!