And now, the end is near, and so I face that final curtain...B1G tournament opener open thread
Michigan vs. Penn State
Starting now, on the 'Cock, if you dare...
Here’s a positive spin: with each passing minute, the nightmare draws closer to it’s end.
more than 8 minutes into a division 1 (allegedly) game, this exists:
- 7 PSU -8
FG%
25.0 25.0
Three Point %
25.0 0.0
Turnovers
6 2
Rebounds
11 7
Well, we have had a few rebound opportunities.
Unbelievable D
March 13th, 2024 at 10:09 PM ^
That’s what she said
Jace "the foul magnet" picks up his second.
Jace declines Tchetter's hand of encouragement after he commits a dumb foul.
^^^ Is watching the game ^^^
BS call on Tschetter.
It’s tough to win in major college basketball when you have 3 non power five players on the court at he same time. That shit ain’t gonna work!
We are on pace to have 32 turnovers tonight. Good shit Juwan
Drains a three. We coming back
Double digits w 9 minutes to go in the 1st half!
This is bad basketball
Harry Caray time-we’ve got nil-well, draw-o, good, and retteschit on the floor. Who’s giving up the next turnover?
M00P?
The refs are starting to call ticky tack fouls in an attempt to get some points on the board.
Does Reed even know the Miken drill?
Nope. Not even the Mikan Drill.
If only we had a coach who knows something about post play
We have 10 points after 13 minutes. This is beyond hilarious. Do we have 5 guys playing on the floor or just the team manager and one of Juwans kids
Okay, there are the usual problems. But it'd be nice if a few of those baskets would bounce in rather than out.
Tarris Reed with his best play of the year.
And he hit the free throw.
Nice how Reed waited until game 32 to finish with authority.
I’m watching a new episode of Family Guy right now
Ok who is moaning on the broadcast?
Every viewer on the Cock
That's what she said.
“Defensive Slugfest” or offensive suckfest?
Near-total shitfest. D has been acceptable.
Hey, we scored two trips in a row!
I'm tempted by that Run DMC documentary. R.I.P. Jam Master Jay...
Heard it was worth a watch
This game isn't. This is Mustn't See T.V.
Bad meaning bad?
I’m OK if Dug transfers
I'm ok if everyone transfers
Dug playing like he gives no fuck
He’s awful. The entire roster needs to portal out.
Dug loses his dribble (again) and makes up for it by fouling. This after a 35 foot air ball.
At least Juwan benched him.
When does Warde, or Santa, bench Juwan?
Excellent TO Juwan
(fart noises)
Gross ball. Yucky 🤮
A 10-0 run for penn state. Reminds me of the Purdue game.
Well at least our other dreadful basketball team (Pistons) won.
After tying the game we have given up 10 straight. Playing like ass.
Do we have a mercy rule?
I thought that was the theme of this season.