Al Washington to Ohio State

Thank goodness were a basketball school now

I just wanna know what jimmy is doin. He's way too quiet while all this is goin down

I was hoping that this was U.L. Washington to OSU. 

That dude looked so cool with his toothpick and fro.

The real question here is why aren't they taking our offensive coaches?

I've had it with this dump, we got no food, got no jobs, our coaches heads are falling off!

When are we going to talk about Imagine Dragons halftime show?

Where is Cato June?

Listen if they poach anyone else from the staff, Pep has to be a package deal. Enough is enough! 

I picked one helluva time to stop sniffing glue. 

I know it’s a business decision but seems crazy that these coaches aren’t seing at how traitorous this looks. I don’t care if coaches leave for other positions but to OSU? Just crazy.

If Washington is leaving then I’d be surprised if Brown stays as well. I wonder if these departures would allow some of our recruits to opt out of their NLIs. I believe the new rules allow for that if your coach leaves. Or that may be just for head coach.

No surprise here, Sam just about told us this morning without saying it directly.

how much more turnover is this staff going to see? Don Brown? Pep? Anyone else?

My silver lining, the fire lit under the remaining staff and players should be through the roof. Turn it into something meaningful. Just feels like one of those moments when we could look back 30 years from now and say that is what turned it. 

Tressel and Meyer to Michigan, then? Eh?

They gave him recruiting coordinator which we already gave to Partridge. That and he is from there.

Its unfortunate optics but 100% looks like Michigan getting dad dicked by OSU

As Patrick Bateman once said, “whatever.”

If I was savvy enough to upload the gif for that, I would. 

But Harbaugh really enjoyed his vacation this week, so that's all that matters. 

Jim Hokebaugh has everything working heading into year 5. 

Ok, so time to promote Partridge.