November 10th, 2023 at 7:22 AM ^
Can Drew Allar throw
A PB&J sandwich
Eight yards down the field?
Can your lame defense
Stop the fully weaponized
JJ McCarthy?
Can your dumbass coach
Not eff up all his timeouts
And clock management?
Beaver Stadium
Will have its dam break and be
Unhappy Valley
November 10th, 2023 at 7:28 AM ^
If Drew Allar
Could ball like Franklin can whine
We'd be in trouble.
November 10th, 2023 at 7:37 AM ^
*If Drew P. Allar
(first line needed an extra syllable)
November 10th, 2023 at 8:56 AM ^
If Droopy Altar ?
November 10th, 2023 at 7:29 AM ^
Rival schools can't win
Jealous coaches try to screw
Pettiti is dumb
November 10th, 2023 at 7:30 AM ^
We have all your signs
We have all the talent too
Get ready to lose
November 10th, 2023 at 7:31 AM ^
Edwards gets many yards
Corum trucks safeties and CBs
Wilson streaks down the field
November 10th, 2023 at 7:34 AM ^
I hope both RBs
have a major breakout game.
Make James Franklin cry.
November 10th, 2023 at 7:34 AM ^
If we can’t beat them
We should investigate them
13 little bros
November 10th, 2023 at 7:34 AM ^
Potato head clown
Kick sad field goals with a frown
Penn State will go down
November 10th, 2023 at 7:43 AM ^
Don’t need signs stolen
By Connor Thee Stalions
To pound Frames Janklin
November 10th, 2023 at 7:43 AM ^
Control the trenches
Win the turnover battle
McCarthy play smart
November 10th, 2023 at 7:44 AM ^
No talk re sanctions
TROs and due process
Let's just play football.
November 10th, 2023 at 7:44 AM ^
Franklin likes clown sauce
From ear to ear it spatters
Dripping off his chin
November 10th, 2023 at 7:44 AM ^
“Sources say”, Ryan Day
Still sucks his thumb, J Franklin
Wipes it for him
November 10th, 2023 at 7:51 AM ^
Love to hate Penn State.
Is "Nittany" e'en a word?
The Valley'll not be Happy.
November 10th, 2023 at 7:53 AM ^
Allar is all hype
Statue that will be battered
Cue Alan Branch pic
November 10th, 2023 at 7:54 AM ^
Oh hey did you know
Tweets from @BuckEye69
Are not evidence?
Caves to peer pressure
Michigan drops The Binder
"Err, maybe a fine?"
Maybe the best source
Ain't a coach with a motive
To save his own job
If you can't beat 'em
Frame 'em. Each accusation
Is a confession
November 10th, 2023 at 7:55 AM ^
To make up for his
Itty bitty Pettiti
He confronts legends
November 10th, 2023 at 7:57 AM ^
What is a haiku?
a Penn State loss would be true
Hail the maize and blue.
November 10th, 2023 at 8:01 AM ^
Ryan
The cowardly
Lyin'
November 10th, 2023 at 8:29 AM ^
Ah yes, the short form 1-4-2 Haiku for when 5-7-5 is just a bit too much.
November 10th, 2023 at 8:07 AM ^
Fuck you Petitti
You're skills have proven quite shitty
Fuck you Petitti
November 10th, 2023 at 8:13 AM ^
Frames Janklin
Game rememberances
Sad field goal
November 10th, 2023 at 8:13 AM ^
Frames, eyeballs fear look
Sanduskied, valley no happy
Where excuses, no find
November 10th, 2023 at 8:13 AM ^
It seems so sh*tty,
Over his head, Petitti
Watch us hang fi'ty.
Pent up emotions
Fueling adrenaline dump
Violent answer
November 10th, 2023 at 8:22 AM ^
(Resurrecting this one from the Purdue thread - Michigan should play this song at the OSU game, aka win #1,001):
Signs! Signs! Everywhere!
Blocking out the scenery,
We're breaking their minds!
November 10th, 2023 at 8:23 AM ^
Big Ten thinks they can
Fuck Around and not Find Out.
We'll see about that.
November 10th, 2023 at 8:26 AM ^
We're the golden goose
And they're too stupid to see
They're fucking themselves.
November 10th, 2023 at 8:34 AM ^
Haikus are stoopid.
November 10th, 2023 at 8:39 AM ^
You’d think a guy named “Petiti” would have been beaten up ALOT growing up. This could explain much of what’s happening.
November 10th, 2023 at 8:43 AM ^
Pettiti is ass.
We are overtaking ass.
Goodbye Pettiti.
November 10th, 2023 at 8:54 AM ^
Cat season open
The Penn State lions are treed
Their fall will be pain
We can smell your fear
Your efforts will be in vain
The wolverines near.
November 10th, 2023 at 8:58 AM ^
Chicago dimwit
Comes to grief in Ann Arbor.
James: "Lights out, Tony."
November 10th, 2023 at 8:58 AM ^
Penn State self righteous?
Not sure that you realize
What you've signed up for
November 10th, 2023 at 8:59 AM ^
There was an empty suit clown from Chicago
Who was an errand boy for Day and Schiano
He ignored his org's rules
and listened to fools
and shot his own dick with a crossbow
November 10th, 2023 at 3:31 PM ^
+1 underrated
November 10th, 2023 at 9:00 AM ^
Now we're a villain
See how that works out for you
No shits given here
November 10th, 2023 at 9:03 AM ^
The itty bitty
Petitti committee is
a kangaroo court
November 10th, 2023 at 9:12 AM ^
If you fuck around
with Michigan you'll find out
how Wolverines kill.
November 10th, 2023 at 9:31 AM ^
Ninety feet away,
third base is where I remain;
home plate, just a dream.
November 10th, 2023 at 9:43 AM ^
Hey Hey Ryan Day
Tough Guys Do Not Need To Say
Help Me Win, m'kay?
November 10th, 2023 at 10:06 AM ^
Tony Pettiti
He is petty to a T
And an idiot
November 10th, 2023 at 10:33 AM ^
Pennsyltucky State
Erector set stadium
Real crime? Sandusky.
Ankle-biter Lions
Blue twists Petitti's titties
Frames fucks up again.
Oh, so long ago,
I was there in '97.
Nasty EC fans.
Same Old Lions here
Frames confused by his own signs.
Calls too many fakes.
November 10th, 2023 at 10:33 AM ^
Big Ten, Petitti
And P S U can kiss my
Fat zit-riddled ass
November 10th, 2023 at 10:39 AM ^
Frames Janklin wonders
why we never stole his signs
That fake field goal though!
November 10th, 2023 at 11:13 AM ^
Four Five to Two Three
these numbers, how can they be
it’s not you, it’s me
November 10th, 2023 at 11:14 AM ^
Tony from TV
relax while all self consume
count my stash and sleep
November 10th, 2023 at 11:15 AM ^
Fuck Heather Dinich
Fuck Pete Thamel's mother too
Destroy PSU
Oh, Happy Valley?
It won't be at 3:30
After M wins big
Pennsylvania State
Covered up serious crimes
Cause "We are Penn State"
JJ, Blake, The Don
Mikey, Mason, and the rest
Will make your fans sad
November 10th, 2023 at 11:29 AM ^
Hey, Heather! You there!
My god, that Resting Bitch Face!
Cure? Plastic Surgeon.