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https://professorchimpsnetwork.com/walmart-wolverine/
Professor Chimp asked me to post this up for him. He says the new site just confuses him. It also confuses me, but I will give it a try.
Enjoy please.
This is the stupidest shit ive seen for 4 seconds.
Wow! This was horrific! I hope the mods hit the eject button!
The post may be shit, but this thread will be pure gold
August 7th, 2018 at 10:29 PM ^
Hey, somebody has to provide content on this site!
What
The
Fuck did I just watch for 4 seconds?
Logged in for the first time in weeks to say this: wow.
I...don't know what that was.
Thanks for the heads up. That link will stay blue.
Those who stay...
I'm fine with the gag or bit. It could be funny, whatever. but good Lord fix the mic and mask garbage.
I wasn't going to watch the video, but these comments have piqued my interest.
Hold on...going to watch now.
Ok.
On the plus side, I really like how he flies through the air and even has contrails!
If I was going to be critical - and this is a small note - everything else about this is terrible.
Contrails? It's spelled chemtrails, bud. Or perhaps chimptrails?
Ban this guy. He has posted crap like this since last fall.
Actually he's posted crap like this since the haloscan days, often some gibberish having to do with potato salad.
If I were ever going to be ashamed to be a Michigan fan this video would be the root cause
If you have to dress up like a chimp you probably don't offer very valuable content.
Peak offseason?
F#ck it. I’m going back to the thread started by the guy who has a kid who said Patterson sucks.
I love the banana and the Jack Daniels.
Wow, just...wow.
This is pretty much the worst post ever. These are pretty much the worst videos ever. I don’t know if I’m old and I missed something, but holy shit if I missed something that makes these videos redeeming, I’m fucking glad. Garbage. Pure garbage.
This is even worse than that video that Notre Dame paid to have made with that dipshit in the big hat. “We are Notre Dame” video from Funk Something.
August 7th, 2018 at 10:32 PM ^
No, it's not you. I like avant-garde art and comedy. This is just pure monkeyshit.
This guy makes MichiganManRay look like Sam Webb or Brian
How To Make The Best Potato Salad Recipe
1) The key is to use starchy potatoes and let them get really soft, so they are partially mashed once mixed. This gives the potato salad a rustic, yet thick and luxurious quality. I like to use Yukon Gold or Klondike Goldust potatoes. Do not use new potatoes, because they hold their shape too well and will leave the dressing soupy.
Start the potatoes in cold water and bring them to a boil to ensure even cooking. Make sure to salt the boiling water so the flavor gets deep down in the potatoes.
Once the potatoes are soft, drain off the water and peel off the skins. You can leave some of the skins on if you like the added texture. Chop the potatoes when they are soft; this saves time on the peeling and chopping.
2) Next mix all the dressing ingredients together. Use your favorite mayonnaise as the base. I know better than to tell you what brand to use… Mayonnaise is an intensely personal condiment!
Here in the carolinas we use Duke’s Mayonnaise, but mom usually uses Hellmann’s. You can even go with Miracle Whip if that is your favorite.
Mix a large amount of sweet pickle relish into the dressing. Use the refrigerated kind that tastes fresh and stays firm. If you can’t find it, finely dice firm refrigerated sweet pickles instead.
Make sure to use yellow mustard for flavor and color. Sometimes mom adds half yellow mustard and half dijon mustard, but if it’s going to be one or the other, you have to use classic yellow mustard.
Apple cider vinegar, celery seeds, and a little bit of paprika round out the dressing flavor.
3) Mix the potatoes and the dressing while the potatoes are still warm. Add chopped hard boiled eggs for richness, celery for crunch, sweet onions for zippy bite, and fresh chopped dill for an herbaceous punch.
The onions are a point of discrepancy in our family… Personally, I would always choose scallions over any other raw onion. However my dad insists on raw chopped sweet onions for crunch and flavor, so that’s what mom uses.
To his credit, they do provide a more potent onion essence and crisp texture when serving on the second or third day.
4) Finally potato salad, any potato salad, tastes better on the second day after the flavors have had ample time to mix and mingle.
When possible make mom’s potato salad the day before you plan to serve it. However, if you don’t have time to make it a day ahead, refrigerate the potato salad for as long as humanly possibly before meal time.
If you are determined to learn How To Make The Best Potato Salad Recipe, give my mom’s recipe a try.
I guarantee, you will not be disappointed!
August 7th, 2018 at 10:32 PM ^
Now that's good potato salad!
August 7th, 2018 at 11:00 PM ^
Your dad sounds like a control freak. Any chance we’re related?
August 8th, 2018 at 11:01 AM ^
Duke's is the only real mayonnaise.
That said, I use the Aldi brand (Burman's? Don't even remember the name...) just because I'm too cheap, and we use so much mayo in our home.
But cooking for someone else, definitely Duke's
Not Michigan Podcast
Consider this my official farewell to Mgoblog. This board and the front page content have been going downhill for months and I have been searching for somewhere to better follow Michigan athletics. Thanks to professor chimp’s refreshing content I have now found that new place.
/s (hopefully not needed)
OP do you know this guy? I’m fascinated as to what kind of human being would think this was a good idea.
4.0 needs to bring back voting on board posts for posts like this
shiat
Every day we stray further from God . . .
I'm just wondering why you all clicked on a thread link with "walmart-wolverine" in the link name.
Is this just an extremely weird OSU troll job?
False advertising! To Bolivia you go with Professor Chimp.
Lol, Elno.
Remember, the prophet and the martyr do not see the hooting throng. Their eyes are fixed on the eternities
Wow! I’m letting my 24/7 & Rivals subscriptions lapse to come back here but maybe I should rethink this....
Hey, I have the same chimp mask! I usually break that thing out in bed though.
WTF is this guy smoking. If you want us to watch at least share. Don’t bogart it pass the duetchie
Can I go back to when I didn't know this existed?
These shit monkey suit dancing in money videos have been posted everywhere for over a year now. These videos are even to shitty to talk shit about
August 7th, 2018 at 10:16 PM ^
Please tell me that "professor chimp" is really a Buckeye trolling us.
August 7th, 2018 at 10:19 PM ^
I don't know man...maybe we would be better off with another Urban Meyer thread.
/s in case any of you thought I was beating the proverbial dead horse...
God I hope the sub resurfaces soon...