Brian is a goddamn genius. 

Ok, but how is it an achievement to win because you outspent everyone? Where’s the satisfaction in that?

Huh?

You can get a degree in Information? What career does that prepare you for? By the sound of it, all of them. 

It's so nice to actually care about the draft. All hail Brad Holmes. 

It’s true. For whatever reason, color saturation tends to be inversely proportional to girth.

Dyeing your hair is a bad choice 100% of the time. I don’t know why people still fail to realize this. You can’t artificially youthen one aspect of your appearance and have it look natural. 

That’ll get you slapped where I come from.

Ooops? That's all you have to say? I spent 30 seconds trying to figure out what this meant. That's time I'll never get back. If you were on your death bed saying goodbye to your family and I came in and cut it short by 30 seconds, how would that make you feel? 

This is dumb. College football is now dumb. Michigan won the last true national title. Change my mind.

More like Stanturd, am I right? 

I doubt they care either way. They're too busy cramming computer chips up their b-holes.

Stanford can chew on my dingleberries.

This post was a lot of effort. I appreciate it. 

How green are the valleys how tall are the trees
How cool are the rivers how soft is the breeze
If it's just like my dreams then I must go and see
For the Red Hills of Utah are calling me

So long I have waited since I was a child
Merely the thought keeps my heart running wild
I've waited so long now it's hard to believe
The Red Hills of Utah at last I will see

How pretty are flowers that bloom in the spring
How sweet are the songs the mockingbirds sing
If it's just like my dreams then I must go and see
For the Red Hills of Utah are calling me

All my exes live in Texas
And Texas is a place I'd dearly love to be
But all my exes live in Texas
And that's why I hang my hat in Tennessee

Rosanna's down in Texarkana
Wanted me to push her broom
Sweet Eileen's in Abilene
She forgot I hung the moon
And Allison's in Galveston
Somehow lost her sanity
And Dimples who now lives in Temple's
Got the law looking for me

All my exes live in Texas
And Texas is a place I'd dearly love to be
But all my exes live in Texas
And that's why I hang my hat in Tennessee

I remember that old Frio River
Where I learned to swim
But it brings to mind another time
Where I wore my welcome thin
By transcendental meditation
I go there each night
But I always come back to myself
Long before daylight

All my exes live in Texas
And Texas is a place I'd dearly love to be
But all my exes live in Texas
Therefore I reside in Tennessee

Some folks think I'm hidin'
It's been rumored that I died
But I'm alive and well in Tennessee

Looks like I picked the wrong week to start sniffing glue. 

Dusty is doing work! It'll still likely be a rough ride next year, but the train is definitely moving in the right direction now.

At this rate, we'll have the all-time best recruiting class by mid-Wednesday.

I’m sick of these goddamn waxing moons messing shit up.

Son of Todd Gach, for anyone wondering.

Football doesn’t really count. I’m talking about a sport people actually watch. 

Close yet again. Man it would be nice if Michigan could actually win the whole thing in a sport. 

Legend

Da Vinci, Tesla, Ford, Stallions.

His conduct was inappropriate, shameful, and embarrassing. It wasn't sexual harassment. 

In no way does Doyel's conduct meet the criteria for sexual harassment. 

Alright, I hate Doyel as much as the next guy, but this is getting blown way out of proportion. He made a few awkward comments at a press conference in an attempt to be playful. It was stupid and cringeworthy, but he made a genuine apology. Time to move on. 

Not so fast. The law still has to be signed by Governor Mercury Hayes.

Gregg Doyel showed his penis to Kaitlynn Clarke during a press conference and was attacked by her family after the game.

You managed to spell Caitlin three different ways in one post. Impressive. 

Good for him. I'm skeptical he'll see the court much, but I really hope he succeeds. I've always liked Reed. He strikes me as a guy who rises above the worst aspects of college sports. 

Every time I think I can't hate the NCAA more, they find a way. 

In fairness, football has nowhere to go but down.

Fire everyone!

I'll wait to hear it from McGroarty. Ever since the USMCA dairy importation dispute of 2022, I don't trust Canadians. 

That's what people said about Marx, and look how he revolutionized college sports.

People in positions of power will always attempt to extract wealth from people not in positions of power. This has been happening for thousands of years and will continue until humans are extinct. 

There is absolutely zero doubt unless you're just unaware of the evidence against him. 

You can remove "alleged." 

I literally could not care less.

Knibb High Football Rules!

The clock operator gave them an extra second. 

Pizza pizza

Very disappointing. I thought it would get dark enough for me to goose a few people undetected, but it just got dim instead. 

I like how UConn wins a title about every four years and it's still not enough for anyone to care about UConn.

With either competent officiating or competent enforcement from the NCAA, Michigan would've won in 2013. Unfortunately we got neither.

This is fucking bullshit. I work hard for those points. 

Reading this makes me so sad. Maybe Juwan was never going to work here, but Michigan didn't do right by him.

I still believe Howard is a good basketball coach who had a lot of obstacles thrown at him all at once. Some were of his own making, but many were not. 

Grate news! He might be due for a muenster year.