Wisconsin Snowflakes - The Offense

Submitted by LSAClassOf2000 on September 22nd, 2019 at 5:00 PM

This will be your thread for snowflakes and hot takes regarding the offense in our game against Wisconsin.

ThePonyConquerer

September 21st, 2019 at 3:38 PM ^

Picked out a costume for tonight
Made sure to get a size that was a lot too tight
You can kind of see my business
But I'll act like I don't know

Woah

MichiganStan

September 21st, 2019 at 3:40 PM ^

Screw Speed in Space. Did you see Runyan with the ball? In that split second he was running with the ball I became immediately erect. 

Size in Space is where its at

Durham Blue

September 22nd, 2019 at 1:28 AM ^

Of course he did.  I mean, why wouldn't he?  You need to fumble and take your lumps.  Scratch and claw.  Then get better for the shit games where nobody gives a fuck and talent wins 99.9% of the time.  Give fans hope and talk about making statements for the next big game.  Then fucking crap the bed in said game.  It's the way of the world now in Michigan football.

jblaze

September 21st, 2019 at 8:37 PM ^

And his co-OC got a Head Coaching job, while he was offered to be that guy's actual OC.

Gattis may be legit or may be trash. We don't know, since he has:

1) No experience installing an Offense

2) No experience calling plays

3) No experience being a sole OC (and co-OC at Bama means nothing, since it's the Saban show)

4) No experience transitioning from manball to RPO/ Speed in Space

5) No experience coaching positions other than WR.

He can learn and hopefully will.

Pepper Brooks

September 21st, 2019 at 9:23 PM ^

Shea blew his reads all day today. Here is a prime example.  On 3rd and 11 he throws to the slot (Bell?) in double coverage, but look at the WR wide right.  I think it is DPJ.  He is in single man coverage and his defender FELL DOWN.  He was wide open for a TD, but Shea didn't even look at him.

Magnum P.I.

September 22nd, 2019 at 12:11 AM ^

This play was when I pretty much decided that Shea is not the guy. 

If you're going to lock onto someone on third and 11, you lock on to your fucking 6'4" NFL fucking manchild god receiver. Not Ronnie Bell (god bless him), sorry. You can check down to Ronnie Bell if your god receiver is covered. Fine. But you lock onto your stud. 

Fucking quarterbacking 101. 

Dr. Funkenstein

September 22nd, 2019 at 10:10 AM ^

same here, I mean, clean pocket and you don't even look at your best receiver when the corner FELL DOWN..... I love Ronnie Bell and think he'll be a late round draft pick that'll surprise everybody as a pro, but how is your first look not to your best receiver, or your second, or third etc..... Problem is McCaffrey's out and Milton's not ready, but I think McCaffrey needs to play when he's ready to go.....Dunno if he'll be availabe till after the Iowa game however, last thing we need to do is rush him back and lose him for the year on another one.....

MichiganStan

September 21st, 2019 at 4:23 PM ^

His brother is an idiot. Shea has no NFL career. Put the playcalls aside those flailing passes he was throwing all game weren't anywhere near spirals and they weren't accurate. 

When has Shea ever been able to hit a WR in stride? Why cant Shea throw over the middle? Why does Shea panic once when get in the redzone and deep passes aren't possible?

Mccaffrey didn't do much but my God was it a breath of fresh air to see a QB POISED in the pocket and throwing short passes to the middle of the field every once in a while

DairyQueen

September 21st, 2019 at 11:05 PM ^

The thing about MacCaffrey is that he's probably got so much g*d damn pressure from his brother, UM-expectations, etc. that he literally KILLS himself every time he rushes the ball.

He's built even SLIGHTER than Tom Brady (albeit he's got some wheels), he gets rocked like every 2nd or 3rd rush.

The collar-bone break he had last year, he literally got in the exact same paly, at the exact same part of the field, in the exact same way vs MTSU.

He's absolutely going to get injured running the way he does, I mean look at what happened today, and the attrition of knocking out the starting QB at the cost of an ejection, no coach would admit it, but every single coach in the country would take that trade any day of the week.

DMac looks great, but if rushing the ball doesn't become a last-resrot, it's only a matter of time before he's injured. And from what we've seen from Milton, that would necessitate a wholesale philosophy change.