Who has gone 0-11 (in the B10)?
So I've been perusing the Big Ten all time standings and have been stuck by the strangeness of how certain numbers pop up in what seem to be patterns. I know this is the brain making connections and forming explanations to make sense of otherwise randomness and that this is an artifact of evolution, etc. Still interesting to me, anyway. For example, in the 127 years of B10 football, there have only been 7 teams in the history of the Big Ten (which had 11 members for about 20 years):
1973 Iowa 0–8–0 // 0–11–0
1980 Northwestern 0–9–0 // 0–11–0
1981 Northwestern 0–9–0 // 0–11–0
1984 Indiana 0–9–0 // 0–11–0
1989 Northwestern 0–8–0 // 0–11–0
1994 Michigan State 0–8–0 // 0–11–0 (5 wins forfeited)
1997 Illinois 0–8 // 0–11
These, my friends, are the biggest losers in the 127 year history of the conference. Not sure what kind of leadership these teams had, nor what kind of talent, but it's safe to say that they didn't have much of either.
January 5th, 2023 at 7:41 PM ^
0 and 11? No politics!
January 5th, 2023 at 7:49 PM ^
Lmao
January 5th, 2023 at 8:01 PM ^
That's tomorrow!
edit: just saw the 11th. Thought they had adjourned for the night!
January 5th, 2023 at 8:00 PM ^
Hey, not all McCarthy’s can be fabulously successful…
January 6th, 2023 at 10:48 AM ^
Did the OP have a McCarthy referenced that got edited or am I, as is often the case, missing something obvious?
January 5th, 2023 at 8:21 PM ^
we'll probably have to pivot to 2008 Detroit Lions by tomorrow to keep it topical
January 5th, 2023 at 8:43 PM ^
i figured the OP was setting up a joke…thanks for driving in the run.
January 5th, 2023 at 9:33 PM ^
McCarthyism has a new bag!
January 5th, 2023 at 10:25 PM ^
Saw this movie at the drive-in theater back in the early seventies. Some of you might need to Google drive-in theater.
January 5th, 2023 at 7:46 PM ^
I remember those northwestern teams of the 80s from my youth... They were beyond just normal bad. So when Gary Barnett actually turned them into a winning team? Friggin unbelievable.
January 5th, 2023 at 8:06 PM ^
I moved to Chicago in the early 80's and went to a Michigan/Northwestern game in Evanston. Having spent five seasons of football at Michigan Stadium, I was shocked (shocked!) to see the tiny Northwestern stadium. Almost no one was there and it was a beautiful day in Chicago. The atmosphere felt like they were having a scrimmage game.
January 5th, 2023 at 8:18 PM ^
I can only imagine if this board existed in 1980 what we’d have heard. Northwestern was on a 10 game losing streak and came to the Big House. Michigan won 17-10, and the game was tied at 10 in the 4th quarter. Burn it all down!!!!
January 5th, 2023 at 10:48 PM ^
We used to to take the train from downtown to watch the Michigan games in Evanston in the early 90s. It was like a high school environment.
We would walk up and down and lean on the fence for much of the game right at the line of scrimmage. It was like being on the field. You could hear the coaching. It was beyond awesome.
The end zone was empty with no net so my three buddies and I once waited for the extra point with a bunch of the ball boys trying to retrieve the kick. I caught it and ran up the steps with a bunch of security and ball boys in pursuit. I’m not sure why but I had it and they wanted it.
I was trapped about ten rows from the top and made a pitch pass to my buddy who was tracking along. It looked like we had practiced this it was so smooth. He made it the rest of the way and spiked the ball over the top of the stadium. The crowd cheered and we made espn highlights.
We walked back to our seats and sat down and nobody said a thing. The ball boys just ran outside and a few minutes later came back with the ball.
Great times.
January 6th, 2023 at 12:45 AM ^
Link to the video or it didn’t happen
January 6th, 2023 at 9:26 AM ^
You should have seen my TV back then. It was certainly not a flat screen with recording capability. It might have had remote control for on/off and volume.
January 6th, 2023 at 12:50 AM ^
Great story!
I've gone to the majority of the 14 Michigan games at Northwestern since 1978 and while most the games have generally been less than memorable, specific incidents still stand out in my memory from the '78 and '82 games.
The most memorable thing about the '78 game to me happened when I went for a hot dog and some hot chocolate (it was a cold blustery day) and while waiting in line I witnessed an unfortunate mustard incident: a gal ahead of me wanted to get some mustard on her dogs and the pump on the big plastic mustard container was malfunctioning. She decided to pick it up, turning the jug upside down...and DISASTER---the top of the jug fell off and drenched her with enough mustard for dozens of wieners!
Then in '82, we sorta got behind schedule thanks to a stop in nearby Evanston for food and beers. Finally arriving middle of the first quarter, we literally walked/stumbled right thru an open fence gate and across the end of the field (just beyond the end line) just after Michigan scored and as they kicked the extra point at that end. Got scolded by stadium security as they pointed us towards the fence gate in the direction we were already headed, but not until after we had congratulated and high-fived a few of the Michigan players.
January 6th, 2023 at 9:30 AM ^
So she had enough mustard for a dozen wieners?
January 5th, 2023 at 8:41 PM ^
Young people have no appreciation for how bad Northwestern used to be. It was like 2016 Rutgers for a decade.
January 5th, 2023 at 9:48 PM ^
I could have swore Northwestern was 0-11 in 1975 but I guess it was that '73 squad.
They were so bad in the 70's and 80's.
January 6th, 2023 at 9:30 AM ^
And you try and tell the young people of today that. They won't believe you.
January 6th, 2023 at 10:16 AM ^
January 6th, 2023 at 9:31 AM ^
They were so bad it was a general consensus among all Big Ten fan bases that they should be removed from the Big Ten.
January 5th, 2023 at 9:33 PM ^
There was a joke back in the day about their football team.
I-94, Northwestern-0
January 5th, 2023 at 7:47 PM ^
Nice to see MSU be first at something.
January 5th, 2023 at 8:16 PM ^
I believe they are also first at adding $95 mil guaranteed to Mel Tucker's bank account.
January 6th, 2023 at 11:18 AM ^
The '94 Spartan Swill
January 5th, 2023 at 7:52 PM ^
How did this guy ever win a game
January 5th, 2023 at 8:04 PM ^
Illinois didn't have OSKEE in 97
Brian Ferentz has been with Iowa for a long time
January 5th, 2023 at 8:18 PM ^
As I recall, George Perles did go 5-6 as hinted at by the OP, but it was Peter McPherson who gladly forfeited MSU's five wins though the NCAA found no infractions themselves (as a result of an investigation that the school requested, I believe).
January 5th, 2023 at 9:41 PM ^
If I remember correctly, academic ineligible players played all year. One was a senior captain, can't remember his name though.
January 6th, 2023 at 8:43 AM ^
I have this saved from a Chicago Trib article:
"Citing "several very serious and major violations," including academic fraud and cash payments to recruits" - right, sounds very inane. Surely you remember Greg Croxton?
- Croxton also was alleged to be involved in one of the more bizarre incidents in the history of cheating in major-college football. The NCAA reports said that Croxton arranged in August, 1994, for a football player to go to a psychological clinic and pretend he had a mental illness. The student-athlete received a letter from the clinic asserting that he suffered from "severe depression and suicidal ideations," according to the NCAA report.
All the player had to do to claim mental illness was show his LOI to Perles and MSU.
Unfortunately the link I saved doesn't work anymore because the 1996 article has been moved behind a paywall. But if you google Greg Croxton and Michigan Staee football, there are plenty of articles that address this. They bribed and coerced professors to change grades to make ineligible players eligible. The players didn't even know they were ineligible, but Perles did and played them anyway.
Taking away the wins was their way to stop the NCAA investigation.
January 5th, 2023 at 8:19 PM ^
Seems unlikely we'll see a team go 0-12. Northwestern was close this year, were they 1-11? Purdue was probably close Hope's first year.
January 5th, 2023 at 8:21 PM ^
Sorry, Hazell, not Hope. They were 1-11.
January 5th, 2023 at 8:25 PM ^
IDK, I have a feeling we'll see someone go 0-12 real soon.
January 5th, 2023 at 8:37 PM ^
Maybe even tomorrow.
January 5th, 2023 at 10:40 PM ^
Northwestern's only win was week one against Nebraska in Dublin, Ireland.
January 6th, 2023 at 1:05 AM ^
Definitely wasn't a "Frosty" day for the Cornhuggers.
January 5th, 2023 at 8:54 PM ^
The Illinois one surprised me because within a couple years they were pretty good. Shared the Big Ten title in 2001 and went to the Rose Bowl.
January 5th, 2023 at 8:55 PM ^
well, to be fair, the 11-game season didn’t exist in the big ten until 1971.
January 5th, 2023 at 8:58 PM ^
Does anyone remember GopherQuest? MGoBlog's semi-scientific effort to see if Minnesota from like 8 years ago was the worst team of all time? They must have won a game.
January 5th, 2023 at 9:03 PM ^
Scott Frost will forever regret not making this list. Spends weeks at a time fantasizing about getting canned in week 12 Iowa after dropping the last 11 games by a total of like 3 points. Don't tell him it's mathematically impossible, just let him dream.
January 5th, 2023 at 9:16 PM ^
I don't need stats to know that sparty is one of the biggest losers in the conference.
January 5th, 2023 at 10:31 PM ^
On and off the field of play.
FYS ..... forever!!!
January 5th, 2023 at 9:27 PM ^
3 Northwestern teams on the list taking their beatings like nerds giving up their daily lunch money.
The 80s were not kind to those Wildcats.
January 5th, 2023 at 10:56 PM ^
Interesting stat. Shocked it’s only that many teams (1 being bc of forfeitures) and that, even in only 9 years of being in the conference, that Rutger hasn’t laid a goose egg. They’ve had some horrific teams.
January 6th, 2023 at 12:55 AM ^
Thank God for that win over Indiana in 2009.
January 6th, 2023 at 7:12 AM ^
1978 Northwestern would've made this except for a 0-0 tie vs Illinois
January 6th, 2023 at 8:52 AM ^
I just looked up their futility. Northwestern won 18 games in the 80s. That 1978 team was coached by Rick Venturi who posted a 1-31-1 record in 3 seasons, good for a .045 win percentage.
Egads!