Weekend highlights

Akili Smith to Oregon today.  I am sure that is what you meant above…….

GB is Gatlin Baer

What is Dudek doing these days besides snitching about hamburgers?  Does he have a job in football?

Ok but what does all that mean?  What are they pushing Underwood to do?  Commit?  Who is the fall back?  There is a fall back option?  First I've heard of this.  Please help!

Thank you.

I found that very unprofessional of GoJ to use full first and last names /s

Give the people what they want and what they want is the puzzle.

Not eating and shitting your brains out the 24 hours prior kind of sucks.

It’s the colonoscopy prep that’s the killer. The rest is okay.

Completely agree, x 2, with a third in the near future.

I didn't even nap. (A friend told me later that you should never turn down a benzo hit. That's not unreasonable.) On the first two I didn't want to take any PTO, so I did them without sedation. It wasn't a big deal. Went straight to the office afterward.

Totally agree with you. Having had my 5th one recently, I don't spend 24 hours shitting. I adjust my intake 3 days ahead, and start the cleansing process about 12 hours in advance and am typicall clear after the first round. I go, have a great nap, then my wife takes me to Yesterdog where I pickup 3 Ultradogs and a diet coke. The prize at the end of a process that really isn't bad, and keeps me on top of the cancer that took both my parents. So if you are an MGoBlogger of a certain age, get it done. Get the chili dogs when you are done, and live for your loved ones. 

Go Blue! 

They are normally fine outside of the prep for it but I woke up right and the end of my last one and that didn't feel great. They warned me it might happen but that didn't make it any better when you come out of anesthesia to that feeling!

Unfortunately that’s the schtick 

Apparently he has to code his intel otherwise Albert Karschnia will get mad/in trouble. That's my understanding anyway.

• Former UM recruiting guy Matt Dudek (now at Miss St) tattled on Harbaugh to the NCAA and now GOJ is mad

To be fair to GoJ, Dudek is a fucking piece of shit. Pretty sure the new HC at Miss State booted him, too.

With “Haters” he is referring to the mods and others who warned him to not steal others threads and posters who called BS to his insights.  He never responded to the mods or posters and his quoted “haters” is his response.  

Doesn’t this kind of cryptic insider shtik remind everyone of other many other fake insiders on the internet. 

So not only did I need to get out my decoder ring to decipher this post, it wasn't even informative.  Great.  Good job Ghost of Jermaine.

But if they're recruiting 5 year olds, they're killing the game.  

I think they've served Slow's in the past so it was a bit surprising.

Sure, let's talk about it.  First, though, we need to know what was served and how the recruits felt about it.  Supply that info, and we can talk (note: don't just post a random picture of one guy's plate).

That one plate was def unimpressive but hey, sometimes kids want or choose hot dogs and chicken fingers instead of brisket and pulled pork.

the MgobloggerBBQ at the big house would def have a different menu.

They were planning to grill burgers, but part of the negotiated suspension involves banning U of M from supplying burgers to recruits.  A last minute menu overhaul was required.

I am pretty sure that Red would have threatened to put his foot up Eric's ass if Eric and friends made a post like that.

Kidding - I like the posts too.