We apparently beat OSU by six touchdowns in Columbus last year

Submitted by TCW on November 6th, 2023 at 4:29 PM

They knew we had their signals.  They had ours, and we didn't know.  Stolen signals are worth three touchdowns.  3+3= 6.  QED.  Think of the children!

mGrowOld

November 6th, 2023 at 4:31 PM ^

Except we probably DID know.  We just arent a bunch of pathetic, cry-baby pussies who need mom to bail them out of the fight they started but know they have no chance of winning.

MacGyver

November 6th, 2023 at 4:34 PM ^

Also the reason Blake was injured in this game and unable to play more than a few plays. It's kinda weird that they where Blake was going to run but somehow confused by Donovan.

Walmart Wolverine

November 6th, 2023 at 5:17 PM ^

Serious thing that I cannot logic out:

Haller was "afraid" that MSUs players would get hurt if UM knew Sparty's signs

Wouldn't they be less likely to get hurt?   Guys get hurt when people fly at them at weird angles, not when they are standing right in the hole where they are trying to run?

Hensons Mobile…

November 6th, 2023 at 5:55 PM ^

It has no impact on health and safety either way. It's an insane take. I don't know why the media is tolerating it except that they're being complicit in the takedown of Michigan.

The bigger logical flaw is if Haller (and Matt Rhule) believed that, why do they not insist on everyone in the NCAA using helmet mics, and why do they themselves not use wristbands? Sign stealing is legal, so when people legally steal signs, their players are at greater risk than usual tackle football (per their phony beliefs).

Further, why should any advanced scouting (watching film) be legal? That is also a way you learn to recognize what plays the other team is going to run.

Blue Vet

November 6th, 2023 at 5:22 PM ^

Think of the children. Thoughts and prayers. My heart is heavy and/or light. What is is what it is. (Isn't it?)

Thanks for clarifying the actual score from last year.

LB

November 6th, 2023 at 5:33 PM ^

The thing that brings a smile to my face is that it happened in the toilet bowl. 1 or 100, it makes little difference to me. To them, the only difference would be the way they spin the excuses.