Super Bowl LVIII Open Thread: Kansas City Chiefs vs. San Francisco 49ers

Niners are just flat out better and shoulda been up two scores already. NOW the NFCCG fucking stings all the more because the Lions could also be beating the Chefs with reasonable officiating*

* which yeah, I know

There’s something up in the Chiefs locker room

Banks is holding my man Danna every play

Someone should inform Tony Romo that the best special teams today belong to the 49ers

If the 49ers lose it’s solely on their offensive line. 

The Puppy Bowl is more exciting, but watching the SB on Nickelodeon is hilarious.  It's like watching an episode of The Simpsons with Homer on the couch with a Duff in his hand as he is watching the game. 

Feels like a 98 yard Mahomes TD drive is coming. 49ers are just toe stubbing every opportunity they are handed.

Chiefs playing like dog💩

Chiefs looking terrible - so naturally swift and her friends with the satanic jewelry are dancing and having time of their lives. 

Goddamn--Mr. T is flat out OLD. Elderly old. AARP old.

KC seems to have figured out SF's offense a bit but they can't do anything to capitalize on it.  

Fantastic halftime show. Not quite the show with Dre, Snoop and Eminem two years ago, but it’s darn close.

Fuck all these fat cats in their fancy-ass luxe boxes scarfing their rich imperialist tidbits.

49ers must have used all of their plays the first two drives because it’s been pretty unimaginative since. 

Jesus. What’s the longest Samuels has gone without an injury? 

The offensive line of the 49ers is not good. With injuries these are the games that often roll toward the Chiefs.

Good luck Harbaugh. You’re gonna need it.

Conley playing angry at his old team. 

you get the feeling that KC is getting the momentum right now.  careful SF...

One positive thing is that there are very few repeat commercials compared to a typical NFL game where you have the same ones from Subway, State Farm, Geico, Progressive, etc. 

First half - ass

Halftime show - meh

Commercials - boring

Second half - trending toward ass

So far the most exciting thing that happened today was the PGA playoff. Not the day I was expecting.

STREAKER

Butker that streaker & the new record

Shortest lived Super Bowl record :( - feel bad for Moody

Romo worships Buttker

Moody will just have to hit one from 58 

streaker getting on field and getting taken off https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1756864554976358619

Shanahan 2nd half play calling is seriously suspect! He appears to have zero trust in his run game.

Purdy goes to his primary route no matter what.

You knew that was coming, part of the script

Thanks Goodell

Poorly played game.