The Snowflake Thread: Coaching

Nuss: not totally horrendous.

Mattison: Mattison.

Hoke: 

meltdown yet? Time to move on Hoke!

HC should be fired. 

Defense is overrated. 

Offense sucks partly due to gameplan, partly due to personnel. 

When does Coach Heck get some heat for the shit that is our WR group? Multiple drops per game. Sloppy route running. Did I mention the drops? Not to mention they can't get open to save their lives

Fire them all make the janitor the interim coach cant be that hard can it?? Tell DG to keep passing to whoever he wants and run straight ahead when you dont feel like passing

- it's not a bad thing to rip your players every now and then - clapping isn't always the best remedy - stop pampering them - example#1: lose the legends jerseys - stop dancing and laughing and having a good time - you're not good so why celebrate, last time I checked losing wasn't fun - don't worry about hurting other people's feelings (see Mark Dantoni) - don't just preach a "business-like" approach, embrace it - players too - coaches need to take respect back from players

The defense played hard, but made several stupid mistakes, they don't learn from their mistakes and that is on the coaches.

Hoke is an idiot.  I don't care how much he cares for his players.  YOUR JOB IS TO WIN FOOTBALL GAMES!!!  And Hoke has no idea what he is doing.

This team hasn't been prepared to play one single game this year.  We are now lower than Purdue.

IS there anyone sticking for Hoke or Brandon now???  FIRE THEM ALL NOW!!!  The season is lost so who cares.  I hope there are 10k empty seats next week to guarantee Brandon is fired.  This program is a train wreck.

Guys. Guys. We wont the 4th quarter. 8-7 bitches.

Clap clap

On first snap after that last TD hand to ref & everyone just walk off the field, locker rooms & home. Guess we'd have looked like petulant crybabies as well as losers but that was plain & simple rubbing our faces in it. Total DB move

Fire Brandon

Hoke sucks, most of plays were bad but I though there were some good calls and our guys didn't catch the ball. I thought he oline did fine, and Gardner played scared. Granted, there were some bad calls but I think they are called because our qb is not good, which is the coaches fault too. Funchess is not a first round talent. Needs another year, I'm sorry.

There are no positives to take from this game.  The team is bad, the coaching is horrible and the execution is simply not there.  They looked like a high school team today. 

If the play gets worse every week, who do you blame?  THE COACHES ALL OF THEM!!!

A FG makes it a 3 score game.  Hypothetically, if everything after that would have played out the same way, we could have cut the lead down to 28-14 after our TD in the 4th Qtr.  I would have taken the three points at the time and at least kept ourselves in the game mentally with it being a 3 score game.

Fucking sucked

We can type in ALL CAPS all frustrated and it was gut wrenching watching that team on the field today. That's not the Michigan I grew up with or saw with Bo, Mo, Lloyd. That's probably the worst part for me. I feel for the athletes who are not trying to play badly. They are not trying to lose. They have been failed by the coaches who have not schemed well enough or put them in position to win. 

Hoke had four years. He hasn't gotten it done. That's it. It's time to move on. Nothing more nothing less. 

That said, as long as the narrative is about "how" Michigan wins (all this business about "the right way etc.) vs. simply winning then nothing will change. Michigan needs to accept elite candidates (Miles, Harbaugh etc.) with their issues, pay them whatever they need to and leave them alone (I'm looking at you AD office).

 

Yup, definitely Lane Kiffin Treatment.

This all lands on Brandon.  It was his hire and he didn't seriously consider anyone else.  Oh the arrogance.

Honestly, I'm at the point where I'm not sure anything anyone would have done would even have mattered. Their players were obviously ready to run through a brick wall for this game; ours looked ready to survive 60 minutes so they could go home. That's a function of the entire damn thing having the wheels fall off. 

It doesn't help when you're still running a draw on third and long, but really, we were cooked as soon as we hit the field today. Fire everyone.

then this program is in serious trouble for the long term.  He should be fired this week and Brad Bates needs to be hired ASAP.  Tehn talk to Jim Harbaugh and do whatever it takes to get him to sign a contract to come here the day after his season is over at San Fran.

This program needs someone who will HATE Dantonio as much as he hates us.

One more thing, I wish Mike Hart would have kept his arrogant mouth shut.  It has become the most embarassing moment this program has seen in a long time.  We are the little brother and will continue to be until Harbaugh can save this program.

 

The QB is the leader of a team especially the scoring side of the team..we have been plagued by bad QBs since 2008 and all these losses and not being able to compete with good teams are a reflection of it...DG makes DR look like Tom Brady..DR was a spread style QB but lets not forget how horrible his accuracy was, and once other defenses figured out how to stop hom then the game was lost, but at least he made people miss and the offense was built around him
msu last year played 3 diff qbs until they found Cook, why couldnt we do the same thing?? Also msu has had good qbs to make that program who it is..remember 2012 msu that went 6-6? How bad was their qb??
This game proves that not only coaching sucks but we dont have a skilled qb who can play and we have not had one in a looong time..i use to get mad at Chad Henne and his mistakes...i would kill for a guy like him now