Really OT - Boat names
I put a deposit down on a boat a couple weeks ago (pending a test drive once it warms up). Trying to come up with a name for it that is Michigan themed (the boat is white with yellow stripes/accents). Any ideas? For reference, 20 foot Glastron bowrider. Bring on summer!
"The Stream The Stream The Stream"
Tattoo approves!
Money Pit
I was thinking ‘sunk cost’ but money pit works too
Orji Time
Orji In the Endzone
Orji in the End
Here's some suggestions AI came up for combining University of Michigan Wolverines and the proverbial money pit that boats are
- Blue Crewed Money Pit
- Wolverine's Wallet Wrecker
- Victors' Valuable Vessel
- Maize and Money Sink
- Harbaugh's Hauler of Debt
- Big House Bankrupt Boat
- Rich Rod's Regretful Cruiser
- Ann Arbor's Asset Abyss
- Go Blue and Gold Digger
- S.S. Spendthrift Wolverine
- Blue Blood Blunder
- Wolveriches Wastrel
- Maize and Mismanage
- Ann Arbor Assets Sinker
- Rich Rod's Regret
- Harbaugh's Hindrance
- Go Blue and Bankrupt
- Big House Burner
- Hail Mary-Maker Money Pit
- Victors' Vanity Vessel
Oof.
Good thing we still have some humans around.
For now.
You forgot one.
Wolverine Seaman
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Nancy’s teeth
The goal of a boat name should be to get people go to "Hah!" when passing it in the marina.
- Missing Out on Miles
- OMG Shirtless
- Not Just a Schooner
- Speed in Space
- Transcontinental
- About in Canada
- Ferret the Boat (Not a Ferret)
- Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki
The last one because the coast guard has to say your boat name 3x when they call you.
Also I've been telling my cousin when he buys a Hobey Cat he has to name it Baker.
April 11th, 2023 at 11:12 PM ^
Umm, “About in Canada” is brilliant and is not receiving the recognition it should.
The Edmunds Fitzgerald Toussaint
The legend lives on...
I think you should sell the naming rights on MGoBlog.
Or just go with
The J. Ira and Nicki Harris Family Coach Boat
War Chant
Temptation
Bomb Ass Dick
Sunken Cost
(In jest...boats are great. Enjoy the hell out of it...safe travels)
ChatGPT 4
- Victors' Voyage
- Hail to the Sail
- Blue Maize Mariner
- Harbaugh's Harbor
- Schembechler Schooner
- Touchdown Trawler
- GoBlue Galley
- Wolverines' Wake
- BigHouse Buoyancy
- AnnArbor Ahoy
- Gridiron Galleon
- Pigskin Pontoon
- Michigan Man-o-War
- WingedHelmet Waves
- Hailmary Harbor
humans > machines in boat naming for now
MGo Nut Crusher
M Go Unsinkable II
"THE" maize and blue powered canoe
The boat up north (TBUN)
Ann Arbor Lady
JT was Short
The Block was Clean
Tug Burger
Das Boat
If I ever become a politician I'm going to get a boat and name it Ms. Appropriation.
Mr. Boatside
Coming out of my quay and she's steering just fine / Gotta cast off cause I want a yawl / Starter out with a list, how did she end up like this it was only a list (it was slightly adrift)
Dramamine
Overtaking Ass
Overtaking Bass
The Maizeflower or The Santa Ono Maria.
The registration number on my pontoon is MC8008, so we call her the McBoob.
Nice.
Not Michigan related, but if I can ever afford a yacht by some miracle, I'm going to name it "Irrational Exuberance", ala Alan Greenspan's comment about the overheated stock market in the 90s.
Was saving this for myself but I’ll never buy a boat at this point: Maize Rager
Lady Liberty registered in Long Beach. It works for me
I named mine “Cirrhosis of the River”
Queme los barcos
Boat McBoatface is the answer.
The Gilded Lady (just don't crash it)
In high school a group named their boat "The Filthy Oar" and I thought that was almost as clever as Boaty McBoatFace
how bout "The Motor Boater?"
And if "The Motor Boater" is too explicit, dial it back to a subtle hint of the joke: "Motor-boat"?
Justin Feagin
Maizen Voyage