Predict the Headline, Game Prediction Thread

Submitted by WesternWolverine96 on September 28th, 2019 at 6:20 AM

Predict the score and headline- yes MGOBLOGers, your snark is encouraged.

 

Mine:

 

"Pillow Fight at the Bighouse:  Michigan bests Rutgers to stay (technically) Alive in B10 East"

Mich 34, Rutgers 13

 

 

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JTrain

September 28th, 2019 at 6:26 AM ^

Annoying rain leads to turnover laden debacle. Gattis and Harbaugh BIGTIME Rassle on sideline ....

(Harbaugh submits Gattis with Figure Four leg lock..)


Michigan 2

Rutgers 0
 

 

 

 

 

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scfanblue

September 28th, 2019 at 6:39 AM ^

“They’re Back- Brown’s 1-1-9 man pressure package throttles Rutgers” as Michigan wins another double over time thriller at the Big House” 

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Hotel Putingrad

September 28th, 2019 at 6:40 AM ^

"Michigan jousts with Scarlet Knights for three quarters, pulls away late, keeping co-B1G East championship hopes alive."

28-16.

In other headlines, "Huskers shock Buckeyes!", "Hoosiers stun Spartans in OT." and "Putin can't believe he's up this fucking early for Rutgers."

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xtramelanin

September 28th, 2019 at 7:02 AM ^

non-snark:  michigan beats rutgers 29-13, fails to find answers to biggest problems

snark:  rain rusts rutgers armor, wolverines able to run past frozen knight

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MichAtl85

September 28th, 2019 at 7:49 AM ^

“Drove around Ann Arbor for 5 hours looking for speed in space. Found Gattis and he looked confused. Speed in space? This is doo doo, Baby!”

Mich 14, Rutgers 10

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MichAtl85

September 28th, 2019 at 8:38 AM ^

I do too. It’s half jest and perhaps some reverse psychology on myself. In the very back of my subconscious the last area BPONE has not infected I’m hoping they come out on fire and click for the entire game...

we shall see

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Don

September 28th, 2019 at 10:28 AM ^

If we truly get over 100K in the stadium in crappy weather against a crappy team with a Michigan team that's played like crap so far, it's a testament to the enduring loyalty and enthusiasm of Michigan football fans.*

*Yes, I know there've been games over the last decade or so where it was questionable that we had 100K in the stadium.

Edit: the weather was OK, Michigan played well, and there were well more than 100K in the stadium. It's nice to be very wrong like this.

 

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