September 28th, 2019 at 6:26 AM ^
“Harbaugh Hotseat?: Michigan handles Rutger but fans boo when McCaffrey doesn’t play”
mich 49 rutger 6
September 28th, 2019 at 8:56 AM ^
Hope is stupid
September 28th, 2019 at 6:26 AM ^
Annoying rain leads to turnover laden debacle. Gattis and Harbaugh BIGTIME Rassle on sideline ....
(Harbaugh submits Gattis with Figure Four leg lock..)
Michigan 2
Rutgers 0
September 28th, 2019 at 6:31 AM ^
Forget “Fence the Garden,” it’s now “Barricade the Arbor.”
Us: 27
Them: 13
September 28th, 2019 at 6:34 AM ^
"Ehh"
Michigan 28 Rutgers 10
September 28th, 2019 at 6:34 AM ^
"Michigan assures winning a B1G East tiebreaker with Rutgers at the end of the season with 28-19 win."
September 28th, 2019 at 6:37 AM ^
Haiku Headline:
Rutger with an “s”
Like Michigan big road win
Won’t fucking happen
September 28th, 2019 at 6:38 AM ^
Wolverines finally gain some confidence with a win over their biggest rival.
42-24
September 28th, 2019 at 6:39 AM ^
“They’re Back- Brown’s 1-1-9 man pressure package throttles Rutgers” as Michigan wins another double over time thriller at the Big House”
September 28th, 2019 at 7:03 AM ^
All these are really good- but I can't stop laughing at this one
September 28th, 2019 at 7:30 AM ^
You know, overtime is in the ballpark of possibilities.
September 28th, 2019 at 6:40 AM ^
"Michigan jousts with Scarlet Knights for three quarters, pulls away late, keeping co-B1G East championship hopes alive."
28-16.
In other headlines, "Huskers shock Buckeyes!", "Hoosiers stun Spartans in OT." and "Putin can't believe he's up this fucking early for Rutgers."
September 28th, 2019 at 6:50 AM ^
+10 if I could
September 28th, 2019 at 7:21 AM ^
"Corned Fields: QB pulled as Buckeyes get Ambushed in Lincoln"
edited: see reason for the neg
September 28th, 2019 at 8:22 AM ^
Boy I wish there could be an upset. But no. another blow out.
September 28th, 2019 at 7:27 AM ^
These are awesome! Hilarious! Putin, winner so far.
September 28th, 2019 at 8:38 AM ^
"Michigan maintains attendance record as 110,000 cheer 5-0 thriller disguised as empty seats."
September 28th, 2019 at 9:16 AM ^
"Lethargic Michigan pulls away in 4th, fans uneasy about the Sara Harbaugh Collection."
September 28th, 2019 at 6:59 AM ^
Turnovers and penalties becoming the theme this year as Michigan continues to beat itself this year in there 27-24 win vs Rutgers
September 28th, 2019 at 7:02 AM ^
non-snark: michigan beats rutgers 29-13, fails to find answers to biggest problems
snark: rain rusts rutgers armor, wolverines able to run past frozen knight
September 28th, 2019 at 7:03 AM ^
"Chris Ash agrees to contract extension after only losing to Michigan by 24 points"
M wins 27-3.
September 28th, 2019 at 8:48 AM ^
"Warde Manual disappointed by Ash Rutger extension. Says coaching search will move on and look at other excellent candidates."
September 28th, 2019 at 7:06 AM ^
Michigan shows improvement in bye week.
September 28th, 2019 at 7:22 AM ^
September 28th, 2019 at 7:31 AM ^
Michigan 27-10. Only 2 turnovers.
September 28th, 2019 at 7:34 AM ^
I can't start a thread, and not sure it's new thread worthy anyway, but anyone see the ESPN headline this morning? Pretty funny (more sad maybe)...
"A Clemson title hangover? Nope. Josh Gattis bringing excitement to Michigan? Not so much."
September 28th, 2019 at 8:42 AM ^
Maybe I can help you with the funny part.
September 28th, 2019 at 7:31 AM ^
Yawn. Michigan wins a way too close one, 27-17.
September 28th, 2019 at 7:34 AM ^
Showing Hart: Michigan Punter Nets 500 Yards In Red Box Bowl Tribute... Wolverines Roll 7-6
September 28th, 2019 at 7:36 AM ^
Make is "Showing Shart", and I like it more Maize and Blue AF
September 28th, 2019 at 7:49 AM ^
“Drove around Ann Arbor for 5 hours looking for speed in space. Found Gattis and he looked confused. Speed in space? This is doo doo, Baby!”
Mich 14, Rutgers 10
September 28th, 2019 at 8:23 AM ^
I fear your score.
September 28th, 2019 at 8:38 AM ^
I do too. It’s half jest and perhaps some reverse psychology on myself. In the very back of my subconscious the last area BPONE has not infected I’m hoping they come out on fire and click for the entire game...
we shall see
September 28th, 2019 at 7:51 AM ^
Just got my free trial of YouTube tv so I can watch the game.
Me 1
Dish 0
September 28th, 2019 at 7:52 AM ^
Amber Alert issued for Josh Gattis. Michigan defeats Rutgers 55-0.
September 28th, 2019 at 7:56 AM ^
Won’t be able to see the game ‘cause of storms past night postponing our high school game to 1:00.
September 28th, 2019 at 8:07 AM ^
“Soggy Wolverines Stumble to Mistake-Filled 27-20 Victory Over Rutgers in Front of 85,000 Disgruntled Michigan Fans”
September 28th, 2019 at 8:24 AM ^
Why do you have to be such a realist? ;-)
But you are.
September 28th, 2019 at 10:28 AM ^
If we truly get over 100K in the stadium in crappy weather against a crappy team with a Michigan team that's played like crap so far, it's a testament to the enduring loyalty and enthusiasm of Michigan football fans.*
*Yes, I know there've been games over the last decade or so where it was questionable that we had 100K in the stadium.
Edit: the weather was OK, Michigan played well, and there were well more than 100K in the stadium. It's nice to be very wrong like this.
September 28th, 2019 at 9:13 AM ^
I filled mine out before reading yours. I shouldn't have wasted my time.
September 28th, 2019 at 8:13 AM ^
UM shows as many offensive wrinkles as Harbaugh’s kakis- none. Still UM pulls away from Rutger in the second half. 31-14
September 28th, 2019 at 8:15 AM ^
" Don't drink the kool-aid Michigan fans, it's only Rutgers." 45-0
"A least Michigan fans got a pennant." 9-7 M
September 28th, 2019 at 8:38 AM ^
31 - 17 Michigan.
September 28th, 2019 at 11:10 AM ^
That would be depressing.
September 28th, 2019 at 8:40 AM ^
Slippery in space
M -12
R - 10
in OT
as 70, 000 disgruntled fans look on.
Shea, please prove me wrong - throwing to Nico, would be a nice start.
September 28th, 2019 at 8:43 AM ^
"Is Towelie In Charge of the Offense in Ann Arbor?"
September 28th, 2019 at 9:12 AM ^
This made me LOL
September 28th, 2019 at 8:59 AM ^
Michigan wins: world yawns.