OT: Urban Meyer predictions
I came across some recent predictions by Urban Meyer for the upcoming season.
First - the best roster in college football - Texas.
Second, the B1G West winner: Iowa.
Third, the Heisman Trophy: Marvin Harrison Jr. I especially appreciated his objectivity when he said .. “If WE can get him the ball often enough.” So, apparently Meyer still thinks he’s a Buckeye - the “we” reference - which is neither a surprise, nor representative of an objective analyst.
That’s for now… any thoughts?
I don't want to think about where Urban's tongue is.
Or has been…
His Rondale Moore night terrors continue to persist for several more years to come.
Not only is this a gif full of OSU LOLZ, but it's also got a great line on the ticker!
You sir, have a HOF screen name.
Thanks - it's a bit of a deep cut, so to speak. My buddies gave me this as one of my many college nicknames.
That may be one of the worst tackle attempts of all time. The way he ends spraddled on the ground like Christina's World really takes it to another level.
Oh shit that run was epic.
Urban gonna Urban. Texas may have a great roster, but they will underachieve. Iowa’s just where the dart landed, and MH Jr.’s chances for a Heisman, at best, hinge on a rookie Quarterback. Give me USC’s QB over Marvin all day. In other words, Urban is a monumental douche nozzle.
link?
You (of all people on this board) had an opportunity to find (https://www.google.com/search?as_q=urban+meyer+predictions+texas+harrison) a Tweet and include it in your post. Here you go:
https://twitter.com/TIM_MAYsports/status/1654501035375747073
If pinenutpesto doesn't have this news for us, is it even a thread?
Sean Connery Red October one chance in three gif
Make that 0-3
Give me a ping, urban, one ping only please.
According to Urban, he can ping whoever the fuck he wants.
Urban wants to marry a round American co-ed and breed rabbits
Who is this he keeps flirting with me lol
I predict that, unlike Ryan Day, Urban will earn his way to third base through hours of hard work in the bar of an Applebee's outside Dayton.
I dislike Urban Meyer. There, I said it. Negbomb away.
I predict that Urban Meyer will get fired from his present job for groping an intern.
*being recorded groping an intern.
Stop giving this narcissist fuck attention.
Is there another one you could suggest?
My thoughts are how does Urban's thoughts deserve its own thread.
Marvin Harrison is a 1st round player but didn't do a lot against Michigan last year with Stroud as qb. No way he is winning the heisman with McCord as qb and trips to ND and Michigan with PSU at home. Besides him, you have Egbuka and a lot of unproven guys. Everyone is going to put a safety over to help against him.
MHJ is the best NFL WR prospect next year and probably over the past few years. He’s an incredible talent, athlete, and polished WR. He’s bigger, faster, and stronger than his HOF dad while having all that knowledge, technique and exposure to the game imparted over the years.
In the long line of great OSU WRs, he is the best I’ve seen, even better than healthy JSN. That said, he’s still just a wideout and OSUs room full of 5* WRs doesn’t match up well against UMs meat grinding, bull dozing lines. Will Johnson with some help over the top is more than enough to hold down MHJ, specifically with a new QB.
TLDR: MHJ is a generational talent, but championships aren’t won with a room full of great wideouts. OSU still soft.
Both of you are spot on. Won't win the Heisman, but he is the best receiver in CFB. Barring injury he will be a top 5 NFL pick based on talent alone.
I think he's wrong on all 3 points. Michigan has the best roster in CFB next season, either Illinois or Wisconsin should win the West, and the MHJ isn't going to win the Heisman. No matter how well he plays, his qb will have twice as many tds as one of their WRs does.
He’s setting himself to get the Texas job:
1. Talk up how great their roster is;
2. They underperform with that supposedly great roster;
3. Sarkisian gets fired for failing to get the most out of the great roster that Meyer talked up;
4. Meyer gets hired by Texas;
5. Has sex with coeds on campus.
6. Leaves to spend more time with family/ focus on health/brain cysts
I don't know if you offered this up as a tongue in cheek post, but I think this is exactly what Urban is doing and hoping will happen.
Dude is a monumental scumbag but he is crazy smart and I absolutely believe this is his plan. He would turn Texas into a juggernaut quickly.
I think Meyer is looking for his next job and that comment was made with a purpose. He doesn’t want the NFL disaster to be his final chapter and he knows Texas would be the perfect spot, with an outstanding recruiting base, Arch Manning already in pocket and a long history of under-achieving that has left the fan base thirsty for a proven winner. If Sarkisian doesn’t have a big year in 2023, I would not be surprised to see Meyer coaching there in 2024.
Interesting perspective, especially with Texas heading to the SEC.
By the way, has anyone heard about the future conference / division structure in the SEC, after adding Texas and Oklahoma?
I would love to see Urban vs this current roster .He faced Michigan with Hoke ,Rich Rod and their recruits -- Harbaugh has roster to beat OSU
Seeing "recent predictions by Urban Meyer" should have been your first indication it would be trash.
My thoughts, Michigan will have a better record than the best roster in college football and wins vs Iowa and the Heisman winner..
Not sure if there's anyone I sports I care less about their thoughts than that shit stain
I predict Urban will continue to be in media doing bullshit lists instead of coaching an actual football team. How's that?
He's their next head coach.
I fucking despise Urban Meyer.
I recall soundly thrashing them when they had Heisman winner Eddie George.
Urban feels safer predicting the Heisman winner as opposed to, you know,
The Game.
However, McCarthy wins it this year.
I care what Urban thinks about as much as I do for daily updates on the latest move by Coach Look-at-me in Colorado.
Yes, but will they stop the run?
At this point re Urban Meyer, I wish he'd keep quiet and stay in Nebraska.
Urban angling for the Texas job by framing in a way that makes Sark look bad when the team inevitably loses 4 games.
He's a Buckeye forever
Kissing Texas ass in anticipation of Sarkisian pulling a Sarkisian and a job opening soon in Austin.
This is a great take...wasn't even thinking of it, but you might be right. It could be self serving for Meyer and if he's their next coach you should get 1000 pts for it. Mods take note.
Harrison is a contender but with a new QB I doubt it happens, and Day will take heat for this now too if it doesn't happen. Meyer is promoting Harrison by saying so but it's gonna backfire, just watch.
Urban Meyer is a colossal jerkoff. Next.
My prediction before reading this was that I wouldn’t care what that dude’s predictions were. I was spot on.