OT: Dumbest thing done whilst staying quarantined.

Submitted by RedRum on July 18th, 2020 at 8:03 PM

I launched my boat today. Due to brackish water, I taker her out of the water each Monday. Our usual plan is to hit the glass water at seven am sharp. Ski for an hour or two then pick up omelette and a half galling of frozen screw drivers via boat and have a feast in the house. I spent this afternoon cleaning the hull. I was on my back in the driveway scraping god knows what off the hull of my Mastercraft. Painstakingly cleaned every inch, filled Her with gas, whole nine yards. My nine and six year old have gone up on skis and are doing great. My nine year old wants to start slalom skiing like her dad and uncle. The joy of teaching them the love of skiing has been a gift for which I cannot repay. Tomorrow morning was going to be up at six thirty, first skier up by seven am. We were all excited and, still are, having steaks and baked broccoli for dinner. We are no longer going to bed early for the morning, because jackass mcgee (me) hit reverse thirty seconds early on the boat ramp. Prop nicked the trailer real good. Boat shakes like a junkie two hours after supper time. No I’m drinking. A. Lot. My own fault. Stupid mistake. I have the 500 for the prop no problem but I have to drive the boat to a prop guy on Monday. I ruined the Sunday skiing. F me. I’m pretty down on myself at the moment. Anyway, I figured I’d post this, share some others mistakes and turn it into a laugh. Stay safe everyone. 

UMfan21

July 18th, 2020 at 8:22 PM ^

I half seriously asked our VP 8 weeks ago if we could relocate.  She gave me the green light.   Long story short movers arrive Monday and then I'm driving cross country.  Been kicking myself for asking every day I'm carrying damn boxes in the house.

Darker Blue

July 18th, 2020 at 8:49 PM ^

Going to work everyday while the rest of the world draws unemployment is the dumbest thing I've done.

However because of our employees hard work and dedication it appears now we  will be going on strike. Also because corporations is a bunch of money grubbing cunts.

So yeah everything is stupid 

xtramelanin

July 18th, 2020 at 8:54 PM ^

props can be ground down and you can probably make it good enough to ski on without too much trouble.  just make sure the prop shafts on your V-drive (it is a v-drive, isn't it?) aren't tweaked. that could do more signif damage.  put the booze down, grab a grinder and get to work.

got the avatar twins up on skis for the first time today.  good stuff.  

RedRum

July 18th, 2020 at 9:16 PM ^

You clearly more talented than I. I looked it up on YouTube and the people had propane torches etc. I know my limits. 
to your point, I have learned a great deal this past month about boat maintenance. A torch and a grinder may be a Harbor Freight purchase soon. 
to let you know how dumb I am, I don’t have the correct tool to remove the prop.  Much to learn. 

xtramelanin

July 18th, 2020 at 9:33 PM ^

don't sweat it.  and in a pinch for your boat since it comes out of the water you don't need a prop puller, you can do it while on shaft.  not optimal, but still enough to get a sunrise ski in.  that said, at least up north, they are calling for some big storms tonight and into the morning so the dawn ski might be a bit too exciting anyway.  

 

OfficerRabbit

July 19th, 2020 at 3:13 PM ^

What kind of prop are you running? SS, nibril, aluminum? If SS, be VERY careful with any of the shafts (either straight inboard or V-Drive), they tend to get tweaked from any impact because steel doesnt dissipate impact well. If nibril or aluminum, you're probably only looking at a ground and balanced wheel, at worst a new prop. Hope you're up and running next weekend!

blueheron

July 19th, 2020 at 7:47 AM ^

They're not for everyone. Story:

A physician acquaintance of mine is in a group in coastal Florida with several other docs. They range in age from early 30s to late 60s and the age spacing is almost perfect. (All dudes, as the field is surgical and one that's still a sausage fest ...)

The second-youngest guy has a boat. The boat was purchased years ago by the oldest guy. He got tired of it after a few years and passed it to the doc closest to him in age. That process was repeated several times and they all expect it to happen again shortly.

Bi11McGi11

July 18th, 2020 at 10:40 PM ^

I have surprisingly not screwed up any of the 90 million projects my wife has had me do since we started working remotely! It’s bound to happen soon though, so I’ll post an update when it does.

Seth

July 18th, 2020 at 10:57 PM ^

Before I think of whatever the real answer is I'll update you guys from the podcast--the one when we asked what you're afraid of getting into--to note that yes, I now play D&D. I have a half-orc named Devhn and he is headstrong but bad ass, and he (I) recently had to be dissuaded from going swimming at night in a full suit of armor after befriending a gnoll named Grog.

It's awesome!

Seth

July 18th, 2020 at 11:19 PM ^

Was a huge fan in my youth but last movie killed a fandom I hadn't realized had been so sick. I won't say all the stories in that universe have been told because Mandalorian was good, and parts of Rogue One were great. But both of those stories, I thought, were hindered from having to exist in the Star Wars universe.

The open-ended storytelling is what I've liked most about this RPG. Restricting the world to what works for a massive movie franchise can't possibly make that better.

Shop Smart Sho…

July 19th, 2020 at 7:56 AM ^

I had stopped playing for about 10 years and started back up a few months before Covid. I'm now playing 2-3 times a week using roll20. Just got done with 6 weeks of the campaign I'm running and now it's time to jump back into a campaign one of the other guys is running.

I'd forgotten how much I enjoyed it, and the rule changes from 3.5 to 5 have definitely been a big improvement.

Wolverine Devotee

July 18th, 2020 at 11:25 PM ^

Flag pole plastic screw got rusted into the plastic ring. Needed to get rid of plastic ring so I could buy new ring flag fastener. 

Tried to cut through ring with a box cutter on the floor sitting indian style. Knew the risk of cutting over myself but put flagpole over right leg and tried to cut through the plastic ring. Knew the risk but was making safe progress. Increased speed and SLICE

Went off course and cut into my leg.