MGoHaiku: Iowa Edition
September 29th, 2022 at 4:54 PM ^
Defense wins slow games
But those who take offense know
the offended feels
September 29th, 2022 at 4:55 PM ^
Spencer Petras, eh?
Plays More Like Spencer Sucks Ass
I'll See Myself Out
September 29th, 2022 at 4:59 PM ^
Punt, punt, punt, field goal
Touchdown, touchdown, touchdown, kneel
Their first half and ours
September 29th, 2022 at 5:11 PM ^
Punting is winning
Hawks need defensive touchdowns
No turnovers Blue
September 29th, 2022 at 5:14 PM ^
Never, Never Punt
Score instead and do not play
their corn games you fools
September 29th, 2022 at 5:17 PM ^
Username checks out.
Clever manipulation.
Your name is game's key.
September 29th, 2022 at 5:21 PM ^
Kinnick makes me nervous
I don't like when Michigan plays at Kinnick
I'm bad at haiku
September 29th, 2022 at 5:23 PM ^
Brian should listen
To venerable Bob Stoops:
Go, fly free, young man!
September 29th, 2022 at 5:35 PM ^
Kirk hires Stone Age Son
Jim hires Jay who Learns His Craft
Michigan Difference
September 29th, 2022 at 5:39 PM ^
Let's all count to five,
Then count up to seven points,
More than Hawkeyes score.
September 29th, 2022 at 5:39 PM ^
1985
Still haunts me "Bo Run Run Run"
Throw the damn football
September 29th, 2022 at 5:42 PM ^
3rd and 2 to win
Delayed handoff to Morris
Hi Larry Station
September 29th, 2022 at 5:44 PM ^
Watching U M win.
Then Sparty gets embarrassed!
It's like Groundhogs Day.
September 29th, 2022 at 5:46 PM ^
Old song of the states
How much does I-O-weigh, boys?
Weighs a Washing-ton
September 29th, 2022 at 5:47 PM ^
Just let that loss go
Think I've finally done it!
No. BPONE pwns me
September 29th, 2022 at 5:49 PM ^
Big Mike Hammerstein
John Kolesar and Harbaugh
Should have won it all
September 29th, 2022 at 6:39 PM ^
Punt punt punt punt punt
Safety interception punt
Fry rolls in his grave
September 29th, 2022 at 6:52 PM ^
Iowa Football
Has a strong identity
Maybe the strongest.
September 29th, 2022 at 7:14 PM ^
Waves of golden grain
Heedless of the final score
Sick children wave back
September 29th, 2022 at 7:42 PM ^
Waving to the kids
Hawkeyes ruin our seasons
But I can't hate them
September 29th, 2022 at 7:59 PM ^
Nix rock fight invite.
Throw the ball on early downs.
Wave at the kids, win.
September 29th, 2022 at 8:23 PM ^
offense in corn maze
qb lost in taller stalks
punt is dullest scythe
September 29th, 2022 at 8:34 PM ^
Bolivia nice
Yoder video fooled me
Warmer than Kinnick
September 29th, 2022 at 9:33 PM ^
Your points make me sad.....
Here's an upvote, just for you.....
Enjoy La Paz, dude!
September 29th, 2022 at 9:00 PM ^
I write and erase.
I write and erase again.
Haiku's kinda hard.
September 29th, 2022 at 9:20 PM ^
Ferentz Fetish
Kirk Ferentz gets hard
When he sends his punter in
On Fourth Down and one
Kirk Ferentz punts from
The opponents thirty nine
Feels self satisfied
Iowa punter pins
Michigan inside the ten
Kirk ejaculates
September 29th, 2022 at 10:07 PM ^
This thread is absolutely beautiful. Thank you everyone!
September 29th, 2022 at 10:36 PM ^
Brian Ferentz punts
Ensures job security
Ferentz Forever
September 30th, 2022 at 6:42 AM ^
Punt, punt, punt, punt, punt
Punt, punt, punt, punt, punt, punt, punt
Punt, punt, punt, punt, punt
September 30th, 2022 at 7:13 AM ^
Corum to the house
Iowa defense perplexed
JJ throws touchdowns
__________
The team is aware
Of Kinnick being a trap
Michigan by ten
September 30th, 2022 at 7:59 AM ^
There once was a young man from Iowa
Whose sole talent in life was to bore ya
With an offense so grim
His team's chances were thin
But luckily his dad was head coach at Iowa
September 30th, 2022 at 8:54 AM ^
Kinnick Stadium
Falls to conquering heroes
Go Blue--crush Hawkeyes
September 30th, 2022 at 10:08 AM ^
Make not one mistake
Hawks offense is terrible
Like baby poo poo
September 30th, 2022 at 12:21 PM ^
no revenge for kirk
no points no touchdowns no win
corn is your comfort
September 30th, 2022 at 5:09 PM ^
Nepotism battle:
Jay is better than Brian
What rhymes with Ferentz?
September 30th, 2022 at 6:41 PM ^
Ferentz is old school
And he’s nobody’s fool, Yet
M wins the duel