December 2nd, 2023 at 11:36 PM ^
Since FEI predicted Iowa would score -1.0 points, this is an obvious failure. Guess there’s always next game.
December 3rd, 2023 at 12:24 AM ^
Fire Minter
December 3rd, 2023 at 7:18 AM ^
I came here to laud Jesse Minter, but after seeing this (and admittedly snickering… well done fellas), I’m on board.
Fire Minter!
December 2nd, 2023 at 11:37 PM ^
149 yards, zero points, and each first down felt like a miracle. This defense is insanely talented - even if Gus and Joel failed to see it.
December 2nd, 2023 at 11:40 PM ^
You're right about the D.
I cannot stomach Gus anymore. He's awful.
December 3rd, 2023 at 12:04 AM ^
From the coverage at halftime, you would've thought we were losing 10-0.
December 3rd, 2023 at 12:15 AM ^
Hot take: Gus actually reads the game thread and calls the game accordingly.
December 3rd, 2023 at 12:43 AM ^
I cannot stomach Gus anymore. He's awful
Couldn't agree more. He's trying so hard to be cute that he often gets things flat wrong. I might like Klatt even less. Just call the damn game and leave your two-bit opinions out of it.
December 3rd, 2023 at 7:39 AM ^
Gus seems to view himself as some kind of modern day Howard Cosell.
I got news for him, he's no Howard Cosell.
December 3rd, 2023 at 8:24 AM ^
I would rather listen to a Biden call the came . Gus has been horrible and I like him
December 3rd, 2023 at 7:21 AM ^
3 straight B1G Championship game wins.
2/3 Game MVPs won by defensive players.
And the only 2 defensive players to win the award.
Hats off to Hutch, Sainristil, Macdonald, & Minter.
December 3rd, 2023 at 9:01 AM ^
I'm convinced Gus and Joe had some executive from Fox in their ear all game demanding that they keep telling the audience "Iowa is still in this!" in an attempt to keep viewership up.
Very similar to the hilarious picks on Gameday with 3 out of 5 people, 2 of which are PAID MILLIONS OF DOLLARS TO TALK AT A REASONABLY KNOWLEDGABLE LEVEL ABOUT COLLEGE FOOTBALL, picking Iowa, a 22ish point underdog (biggest dog of the P5 Championship games), the representative of the West that has literally never won this game, to somehow win this game.
December 2nd, 2023 at 11:38 PM ^
3 Peat!
December 2nd, 2023 at 11:39 PM ^
Mikey is the game MVP.
December 2nd, 2023 at 11:39 PM ^
An extraordinarily dominant performance all game. Iowa never got anything going tonight. Set up Michigan’s only 2nd-half touchdown.
December 2nd, 2023 at 11:41 PM ^
Can you imagine how many people got sloshed at that X-Golf because Iowa didn’t score? Utter dominance from this defense.
December 3rd, 2023 at 12:16 AM ^
They still haven’t scored. I wonder what time the promotion ended? Did they run out of beer? Are they bankrupt? Inquiring minds want to know!
December 3rd, 2023 at 12:39 AM ^
Everyone is dead.
December 3rd, 2023 at 1:42 AM ^
Those who stayed, will be shitfaced
December 3rd, 2023 at 8:29 AM ^
The promo ended once the clock struck zero. It would have been great to let it go on until bowl season. The entirety of Iowa may have never left a drunken stupor.
December 2nd, 2023 at 11:41 PM ^
Not a surprise, but awesome.
The difference with this defense compared to previous excellent units is how superb they are at producing turnovers. Been a challenge for years across multiple coordinators… and this year they’re getting huge TOs on the regular.
Here’s to many more.
December 2nd, 2023 at 11:41 PM ^
People just would not shut up about Iowa's defense.
They were the worst defense on the field today.
December 2nd, 2023 at 11:42 PM ^
Best defense in the country.
December 2nd, 2023 at 11:42 PM ^
Big play after big play. Awesome job. Michigan Defense to Iowa:
December 3rd, 2023 at 10:31 AM ^
The Don?
December 2nd, 2023 at 11:42 PM ^
We killed ‘em!!! They had nothing
December 2nd, 2023 at 11:44 PM ^
Our defense > their defense. Of course.
December 3rd, 2023 at 9:31 AM ^
Yes but theirs is VERY good. So sound. Very impressed. We didn't go deep once, and they gave us pressure all game.. their LBs ran to sideline well. A different defense.
December 2nd, 2023 at 11:45 PM ^
Get more sacks. It’s hard to see other teams get to our QB more than we do. Sacks (and picks) are the next best thing to TDs.
December 2nd, 2023 at 11:46 PM ^
vs
No contest
December 2nd, 2023 at 11:48 PM ^
Awesome job overall! The line was killing it tonight, loved all of the great plays from the Edge players.
December 2nd, 2023 at 11:48 PM ^
Defense was awesome once again. It's one of the best I've seen in my years watching Michigan football. Shout-out to all those dudes
December 2nd, 2023 at 11:49 PM ^
DEFENSE BET!
December 2nd, 2023 at 11:49 PM ^
Mikey should be in the Michigan Hall of Fame, and if UM doesn't have one of those yet, we should start one, just so we can add "Mike Sainristil" to it.
December 3rd, 2023 at 12:25 AM ^
Oversized jersey patch to those who wear 0? On it.
December 2nd, 2023 at 11:50 PM ^
Great to get the shutout. Michigan out defensed IA. This defense wins championships (plural).
They won without Will Johnson so Will should be 100% for the semifinal game.
Sainristil is THE MAN!
Can't beat 13-0 and for the second consecutive time.
December 2nd, 2023 at 11:51 PM ^
Turns out this defense is awesome when the 1s play the whole way. Yeah Iowa sucks but we absolutely rekt them. Barely crossed midfield
December 2nd, 2023 at 11:51 PM ^
Players have only been able to wear Zero for a couple years, but it's up there with 1 & 2, as far as I'm concerned.
December 3rd, 2023 at 12:18 AM ^
The next DB who wants to wear zero needs to understand the responsibility he’s taking on.
December 3rd, 2023 at 12:01 AM ^
Great game by the defense.
December 3rd, 2023 at 12:18 AM ^
As a unit, the Michigan Defense was fantastic tonight.
No snowflakes here.
December 3rd, 2023 at 12:21 AM ^
This D has to be the catalyst in the CFP, because the offense needs help. I am hoping we can get both phases working well and finally get a sorely needed post-season win.
December 3rd, 2023 at 12:26 AM ^
Michigan not having to play against Michigan's defense is a far more significant advantage than a dubious method of gathering opponent signals
December 3rd, 2023 at 12:29 AM ^
The Drive for 325 is dead anyway, but I just want to point out that Ferentz the Baby got an extra game to hit it, and made zero additional progress. Iowa now has 216 points in 13 games, or an average of 16.6 / game. They’d need 109 points in their bowl game to hit 325.
December 3rd, 2023 at 1:18 AM ^
They were outstanding against a truly pathetic offense. They needed to create turnovers and they did that.
I've loved watching these guys all year, competition ramps up big time in the playoffs for them.
December 3rd, 2023 at 1:30 AM ^
Defense played well. Even though Iowa offense is one of the worse in the league but still nice to see total domination. Now JH needs to work on the offense if we are going to have a chance for a NC.
December 3rd, 2023 at 1:31 AM ^
This defense exemplifies Mike Sainristil -- they give up zero. Playmakers all over the field.
When I have watched this defense this season, it's the only one since 1997 where I assume they're just going to shut down every team. In other words, when I watched the 1997 season, I would think to myself, "damn, a first down" when our opponent would dare do something against our D. This defense is that good -- it's probably better because of its ability to generate turnovers.
2016 was probably the closest to this defense, but I don't recall them generating the turnovers. 2006 and 2018 were great, up until OSU.
That said, the defense will have to be even better in the playoffs. With Minter at the helm, I think it can be.
December 3rd, 2023 at 1:33 AM ^
Mike Sainristihl & Mike Barrett equal un unexplained phenomena in the multiverse. They were crystallized precipitation. This is the snowflake thread right? Discuss man…. Where in the fuck is WD? We looked good tonight, in our all-whites!
December 3rd, 2023 at 1:37 AM ^
Username checks out, since Sainristil and Barrett must be using quantum effects to always be in the right place at the right time.....
Okay, that's kinda nerdy, especially for 1:37 AM on a Sunday, but there it is.
December 3rd, 2023 at 1:58 AM ^
Late-night quantum mechanics jokes: The Michigan Difference.™