Interesting 2020 OT Offer: Tobias Braun
Michigan has offered OT Tobias Braun in the 2020 class. He's 6'7, 306lbs and he originally hails from Germany. Seems like he will be playing for Salisbury School in Connecticut for his senior year.
Some decent offers with his offer list containing Arizona St., FSU, Arkansas, Indiana, Iowa St., Nebraska, Minnesota, Missouri, Oregon, and Okla St.
August 26th, 2019 at 7:17 PM ^
Tobias Braun. That is a heck of name for an OT.
August 26th, 2019 at 7:24 PM ^
Brawny-the quicker picker upper
August 26th, 2019 at 7:45 PM ^
He'll be calling out blitzes then? Sweet.
Now all we need is the Marlboro Man at RB and Mr. Clean at QB.
August 26th, 2019 at 8:48 PM ^
Quicker putter downer... Amirite????
I'll show myself out...
August 27th, 2019 at 12:20 AM ^
OK, Pillsbury DOH! Boy
August 26th, 2019 at 9:09 PM ^
Unfortunately, given that he's a German, his name would be pronounced like "Brown"
August 26th, 2019 at 7:42 PM ^
I have it on good authority hes guaranteed to be 30% more powerful with a name like that
August 26th, 2019 at 7:27 PM ^
He's a 3-star; 247 rates him an 85 and ranks him 1,116 in the country and he is the number 9 recruit from Germany. The 247 composite ranks 0.8638 and #731 overall. His grammar is also at a 3-star level although certainly better than most of us could do in German.
August 26th, 2019 at 7:30 PM ^
His grammar is better than most of ours in English.
August 26th, 2019 at 7:39 PM ^
Zum Teufel, Schweinhund.
August 26th, 2019 at 7:34 PM ^
I would have preferred Tobias Fünke.
August 26th, 2019 at 7:51 PM ^
Analrapist
August 26th, 2019 at 8:05 PM ^
Go Blue!
August 26th, 2019 at 8:50 PM ^
Blau werden
August 26th, 2019 at 8:15 PM ^
Reporting for booty
August 26th, 2019 at 9:10 PM ^
If he accepts the Michigan offer, he'd be well advised to not say, "I'm going to Go Blue myself."
August 26th, 2019 at 7:44 PM ^
If he can do the Fullback thingy, then I'm all for calling him Toby the Touchdown Tank!
August 26th, 2019 at 7:51 PM ^
We're really gunning to be the most popular college sports team in Germany
August 26th, 2019 at 8:18 PM ^
You could say we're...the final solution.
August 26th, 2019 at 9:14 PM ^
Or, you know, you could shut the fuck up and not make a joke about the holocaust.
August 26th, 2019 at 9:17 PM ^
Or, you know, you could blow me
August 26th, 2019 at 9:18 PM ^
I'd love to, but two inch dicks aren't really my thing.
I trolled through your old posts and you're a fucking idiot who would be a great fit for the RCMB.
August 26th, 2019 at 9:21 PM ^
Well your mom is a good consolation prize I guess.
And did you really expect to find anything of value in the post history of someone with the username Tobias_Fünke?
August 26th, 2019 at 9:23 PM ^
Keep it up dickless. Maybe some day your life won't be a bag of flaming dog shit.
https://247sports.com/college/michigan-state/Board/Michigan-State-Spartans-Message-Board-Forum-93/
Head home.
August 26th, 2019 at 9:26 PM ^
You must be fun at the parties you dont get invited to.
August 27th, 2019 at 11:21 AM ^
Everyone please remember to not feed the trolls. (especially after midnight)
August 27th, 2019 at 12:23 AM ^
Wait, it just disappeared?
August 26th, 2019 at 9:23 PM ^
CRIPPLE FIGHT!!!
August 28th, 2019 at 12:25 AM ^
Not only is it out of bounds, but it makes no sense. Michigan is the final solution for recruits from Germany? What the fuck is that even supposed to mean? Obviously just wanted to say something horrible for the sake of being an asshole.
August 26th, 2019 at 9:16 PM ^
Need some popcorn
August 27th, 2019 at 12:20 AM ^
Hey do you know anything else, and I mean ANYTHING else, about German History, next time go with that.
Or farfignuten.
August 26th, 2019 at 7:59 PM ^
How's his skiing?
August 26th, 2019 at 9:00 PM ^
Hopefully better than Sonny Bono's or whatever the Kennedy was (not the one that killed mary jo)
August 26th, 2019 at 8:15 PM ^
Mario Cristobol is a great OL coach. If this guy has an Oregon offer it's worth kicking the tires. And if Warriner likes him that's good enough for me.
August 26th, 2019 at 8:24 PM ^
In my travels through message board hell to obtain information on Ohio State for my post, I came across several Buckeye fans who lauded Warriner as an excellent OL coach, but a poor recruiter. Take that what it's worth
August 26th, 2019 at 8:30 PM ^
Maybe. But this most recent OL class looks to be very good.
August 26th, 2019 at 9:21 PM ^
He might have been "poor" for OSU, but there's a lot of space between that and actually being objectively poor. Compared to Drevno he's an elite recruiter.
August 27th, 2019 at 12:32 AM ^
Actually not a bad judge of talent as a recruiter but reportedly, someone who couldn't "close the deal with the 5*'s".
IMO, it was mostly the fans were pissed Jackson Carmen committed to Clemson andnthey used Warrinner as the scapegoat since they wanted a more modern offense. (even though it was because he smelled the "Urban Decay" coming from the program)
August 26th, 2019 at 8:23 PM ^
He must have a ton of potential
August 26th, 2019 at 8:33 PM ^
I wonder if Warriner would have offered Faalele if he had been here? Massive human being.
August 26th, 2019 at 9:18 PM ^
I just read that tweet in the Arnold Schwarzenegger voice.
August 27th, 2019 at 8:49 AM ^
Is he allowed to capitalize the 'T' in The University of Michigan? I thought some other school put a trademark on that.
He clearly has no respect for IP law. Red flags on this guy. Do not want.