Illinois Snowflakes - The Offense

Submitted by LSAClassOf2000 on October 13th, 2019 at 10:00 AM

This will be your thread for snowflakes and hot takes regarding the offense and offensive performance for our game against Illinois. 

switch26

October 12th, 2019 at 7:14 PM ^

Milton really?

Just because he is big and throws hard doesn't mean fucking shit.. he's thrown what 20 career passes and has like 3 interceptions..

He won't fucking see the field any better than shea, and he is slower than fuck when he runs..

 

I dont get what you think is going to happen?

 

Like when peters came in for a couple games do alleviate okorn?  Guess what he sucked too.

Mpfnfu Ford

October 12th, 2019 at 10:25 PM ^

1. I’m not sure you can play the position much worse than Shea. He can’t make decisions, he doesn’t see the field, and hes incredibly lazy

2. Even if Milton is every bit as bad as Shea, you’re better off letting a freshman figure stuff out than wasting your time with a senior who plays like the dumbest true freshman in the country. Shea will never be better. He will be worse the next game he plays, because every single game he plays Is one more game’s worth of film for his opponents to study and figure out a new weakness. 

They’ve already had to cut the offense back to sub-high school levels of complexity for a senior QB, and he still is too stupid and lazy to figure it out and make correct reads. If we’re going to be this vanilla, let the actual freshman who might get better have a shot. EVERY OTHER MAJOR TEAM IN THE COUNTY seems to be able to recruit game changing QBs who play well as Freshmen. It’s only at Michigan where the fans and coaching staff act like the world will end if they bench a shitty senior for a highly recruited freshman. 

father fisch

October 13th, 2019 at 9:34 AM ^

I wouldn't say he's lazy. He seems to care, works hard, and has teammates supporting him. BUT he does not see the field, won't check down, holds the ball too long, often makes poor decisions and is careless with the the football. He's just not a good QB.

I'd much prefer DM but if he didn't practice, you can't put him in. It's not fair to anyone to do that. Same with Milton. Not fair to put a kid in that situation who has played so little. 

So we go to PSU with a lousy offense and a likely loss. Unless they can make Patterson feel more comfortable in a hurry, e.g., hypnosis!

Good but not great defense. Great skill players. Very mediocre QB equals a Ford field bowl....

chunkums

October 13th, 2019 at 11:59 AM ^

1. I’m not sure you can play the position much worse than Shea. He can’t make decisions, he doesn’t see the field, and hes incredibly lazy

These are not the words of someone who has watched Michigan football for the last decade. I remember people saying this same thing about Devin Gardner before we got to see how bad Shane Morris was against Minnesota in 2014.

Christicks

October 12th, 2019 at 4:02 PM ^

I watched the same game and almost none of the offensive issues were on Shea. Rbs fumbling, getting stupid penalties...those killed drives.  There were 2 or 3 poor throws but across an entire day that's not that bad.

Seems like people just want to blame somebody for the consistent overall ineptitude.

gbdub

October 12th, 2019 at 4:05 PM ^

It was more that 2 or 3 bad throws - his accuracy was iffy all day. And he continues to take way too long to pull the trigger. Didn’t matter today because the receivers were often very open and the protection was good, but both of those will change against a better defense (as we saw last week). And didn’t he fumble again?

AlbanyBlue

October 12th, 2019 at 4:47 PM ^

Not sure how close DPJ was to the boundary on that one looper, but that gets picked by any halfway-decent defender.

Shea made some good throws today, but he is not consistent enough. Unfortunately, it seems DCaff and Milton aren't better, or else they would have been in there after the first drive (or the first drive of the second half). We're rolling with Shea the rest of the year.

tigerd

October 12th, 2019 at 4:14 PM ^

Totally agree, some of those plays against better teams will be sacks as he is not quick enough to pull the trigger. A few times he had guys wide open and wasn't close. I know their were those trying to provide excuses for him in regards to the wind, but it sure didn't seem to hurt the passes of the freshman for Illinois.

Glennsta

October 13th, 2019 at 6:45 AM ^

It's now mid-October and we are up north. It's extremely foreseeable that we will play on cold, windy days from now on. I'm going to go out on a limb and say that there will be colder, windier days, hell, even some with precipitation, that our QB's will be expected to play in.

MGrether

October 12th, 2019 at 4:10 PM ^

People have amnesia from being hit with O’Korn too many times in key games. 
 

Shea is the best we have until #10 is back. The problem is that i see too many wide open guys (especially deep) and he waits FOREVER to decide to throw. Not to mention continually overthrowing guys that the routes Designed to get open. Was glad to see his moxie return a little more once he remembered he can run and is not a glass doll. 

rice4114

October 12th, 2019 at 7:12 PM ^

There is someone to blame. It isnt Shea though. Just like it wont be Mcaffery next year when his head is called for. Its making your QBs, and in essence your offense, scared shitless. When we attack we will win this isnt the NFL and all rosters arent equal. Scared money never wins and neither do QBS. 

bamf_16

October 12th, 2019 at 4:07 PM ^

Shea Patterson is THE limiting factor in this offense. I’ve seen subpar players keep jobs over more physically gifted players because of the mental part of the game.

 

 Patterson makes up for bad throws with even worse reads and decisions. He’s just guessing out there it seems. What the hell was he doing on that 4th down play?!

vanarbor

October 12th, 2019 at 4:28 PM ^

He scored four touchdowns today you dumb fuck.

I'm not saying it means he played particularly well. But when you say it's depressing that if Harbaugh didn't replace Shea today he never will, in a game he scored FOUR TOUCHDOWNS, you sound like an overreacting idiot. If Milton has this performance you're dickriding him guaranteed. 

But it is the snowflake thread so I'm gonna restrain from saying even worse things.

gbdub

October 12th, 2019 at 5:34 PM ^

Let’s look at those 4 tds:

1) Wide open rollout RPO to a TE

2) Wide open rollout RPO to a TE

3) Wide open RPO to DPJ that DPJ has to make a diving catch on because the throw is inaccurate (this occurred on a drive where he had already missed a wide open DPJ for a TD and almost got another throw to DPJ picked because the ball was way late)

4) a QB sneak for about 6 inches (at least he didn’t fumble?)

Which of those plays indicate superior QB play that is going to hold up against a non-terrible defense? All were basic, easy half-field / one option reads bought by good play design. And interspersed with all of that was the same issues that have crippled the offense all year: late throws, bad reads, lack of vision, now with bonus inaccuracy and noodle-arm. It’s not that his play was bad in terms of stats, it’s that he showed zero improvement on the flaws we already know lead to terrible offensive outputs against better teams. 

 

Ham

October 12th, 2019 at 3:46 PM ^

  1. Beyond pathetic showing today.
  2. I never want to hear “fumbles are random” ever again.
  3. Shea needs to be benched. He’s too inaccurate and he’s too slow in making his decisions, which he does poorly. Whether deciding to throw the ball to an open man or to tuck and run, he just takes too long to decide what to do. Not saying McCaffrey or MIlton would be saviors, but Shea is just too bad at this point.
  4. I never want to see a shotgun run up the middle on fourth down ever again.

I'mTheStig

October 12th, 2019 at 3:51 PM ^

Not saying McCaffrey or MIlton would be saviors

At this point, it really doesn't matter.  

1.  It cannot get any worse.

2.  Either of them (who will make mistakes) may reach deep down and surprise us.  Anything is better than Shea at this point.